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What you're saying with your drink choice lol | true |
Adobe creates genius clothing line with cliché stock photos | false |
Martin scorsese's 'silence' has all the brooding priests you could want this christmas | false |
Trampolines used to be called jumpolines... then your mom jumped on one! | true |
Girl, you look like trash. can i take you out? | true |
I leave spider carcasses on the wall to make sure the other spiders understand.. | true |
Why did hitler commit suicide? because he got the gas bill. | true |
Norman reedus' new movie 'air' looks just as creepy as 'walking dead' | false |
Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding? he heard the reception was going to be terrible... | true |
In north korea, you actually do get freedom of speech. just not freedom *after* your speech. | true |
Annie mumolo talks funny women and the possibility of a 'bridesmaids' sequel | false |
Margaret atwood on ‘the handmaid’s tale’: 'i made nothing up' | false |
Here's a fact-check on milo yiannopoulos' incendiary claims about trans people | false |
Why did the otter collect parts for his spaceship? so he could go to otter space. | true |
15 women illustrators you should follow on instagram right now | false |
I'd like to make a toast... someone get me some bread and butter | true |
How do farmers party? they turnip the beets. | true |
The japanese have two words for dog one is as a pet, the other is as a meal | true |
Terrifying photo shows robber pointing gun in guard's face during $300,000 queens heist | false |
Gay military proposal: lesbian couple gets engaged after afghanistan homecoming (photos) | false |
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? they use extractor fangs. | true |
Claims about andreas lubitz's mental health further stigmatize mental illnesses | false |
*brakes hard* *throws arm across passenger seat to protect pizza* | true |
How a louisiana blogger landed the steve scalise white supremacist scoop | false |
Fort lauderdale-hollywood international airport: a guide to fll | false |
Knock knock who's there ! buffer ! buffer who ? buffer you can say jack robinson ! | true |
My friend told me this one. 18+ inside, nsfw. 19 | true |
Kanye west seems to be making his new album atop a mountain | false |
Taylor davies, 'shut up i love that' blogger, shows off her 11 best looks (photos) | false |
Why are steam trains naughty around christmas? they're hoping santa will give them a lump of coal. | true |
What not to say to a griever (and what you should say or do instead) | false |
Large majority of hungarians reject migrant quotas in vote | false |
When i go outside in the winter... i like to put my codon | true |
I've invented a new flavour of crisps, if they're successful i'll make a packet. | true |
In defense of spirituality (with or without religion) | false |
As november 8 nears, have we done enough? | false |
What's jon snow's favorite children's book? where the wildlings are | true |
I eat my gummy bears 2 at a time ..no one should die alone | true |
What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes? karma chameleon | true |
What do you call a british guy who throws a spear through the knee? britney spears | true |
I went to the zoo today and all they had was a dog... it was a shih tzu. | true |
Ever heard about that movie called constipation? it never came out. | true |
Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? they're really good at it. | true |
Who wants to play a nerve-wracking election simulation game? | false |
Bill cosby walks into a bar the rest is a blur! | true |
How much do i trust reddit? i went on /r/starwars before seeing the new star wars. | true |
Jimmy kimmel can't get enough of trump freaking out over the rex tillerson story | false |
Feds move to block north carolina from enforcing 'bathroom bill' | false |
Just saw the book marriage for dummies. shouldn't there be an is in there somewhere? | true |
Simplybe photoshop fail gives model decomposing alien fingers (photos) | false |
London officers make girl cry after fining her for lemonade stand | false |
Huffpost hill - americans celebrate successful outcome of game theory experiment | false |
True love: a bridge & crown wedding anniversary! | false |
Why did santa flick a booger on beyonce? bc shes a cunt | true |
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? a widow. | true |
I ate some crickets last night. gave me the runs. | true |
Why are there so many redditor archeologists? because /r/jokes loves digging up the past. | true |
If you see a toilet in your dream, do not use it. it's a trap. | true |
Why did the french chef kill himself? he lost the huile d'olive. | true |
Shelter dogs now helping save lives in nepal following earthquake | false |
States enacted more than 60 abortion restrictions in 2016 | false |
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we're both lawyers. | true |
What is al qaeda's favorite football team? the new york jets. | true |
Emma watson's $42 sweatshirt leads our cheap celeb finds of the week (photos) | false |
Beef-buying guide: what to buy when you can't find the right cut | false |
Process and presentness: the work of israel lund | false |
Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists... they did unspeakable things to me. | true |
Have you heard about trumps plan for mexicans | true |
Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant? she went to jared. | true |
Do dolphins have tattoos of single mothers on their arses? | true |
Hey, bernie, vermont is not enough: your guide to super tuesday's challenges | false |
Watching commercials about retirement homes makes my boner reach for the stars. | true |
Is social media a friend or foe to moms? | false |
Adorable 10-year-old hillary clinton volunteer rips donald trump | false |
That awkward 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when someone walks by you. | true |
Donald trump's campaign is imploding. most republicans are still with him. | false |
Supreme court partly rejects trump in latest travel ban fight | false |
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? i don't know and i don't | true |
What did einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow? e=mc u l8r | true |
Just lasted over an hour in bed... thank you day light savings | true |
The many faces of this diva aficionado will return to the stage once more | false |
Why are turds tapered on the ends? so your asshole doesn't slam shut | true |
We're all part of the wtf generation: wikipedia, twitter and facebook. | true |
Cate blanchett performing with drag queens is all you need right now | false |
How do we know that jews crucified jesus? they used one nail for both legs | true |
Craft of the day: a silhouette pillow that anyone can make | false |
For ted cruz, trans people are what happens when trump dresses up as hillary | false |
Finding comfort in the political success of other countries | false |
The 10 best world heritage sites, as chosen by national geographic | false |
I visited a dyslexic christian clairvoyant today... she read my psalm | true |
How do you make holy water? put it in a pot and boil the hell out if it. | true |
Some zero-calorie sweeteners have calories, and everything is a lie | false |
Softball fest with trump didn't win the one thing msnbc wanted | false |
What do fat chicks and brick walls have in common? they both get laid by mexicans. | true |
Chick-fil-a: the right to be stupid and offensive | false |
Love yourself like willow and jaden love willow and jaden | false |
Q: why are the harry potter films unrealisitc? a: a ginger kid has 2 friends! | true |
Steps to fold a fitted sheet 1) put sheet on bed 2) fold bed | true |
Yesterday my girlfriend started to smoke... so i slowed down and added some lube. | true |
Food companies use latest technologies to market directly to children | false |
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