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Thought lady gaga's super bowl show killed? just listen to her raw vocals | false |
What do hand grenades and wives have in common? remove the ring and your house is gone. | true |
Vietnam has been praised as a leader in lgbt rights. activists beg to differ | false |
Shannen doherty reaches settlement in health insurance lawsuit with ex-manager | false |
Her: what are you thinking about? me: these pretzels are making me thirsty | true |
Brother: what kind of sharks never eat women ? sister: man-eating sharks. | true |
How mass shootings are changing americans' views of mortality | false |
What's the difference between jam and jelly? i can't jelly my cock down your mom's throat. | true |
Bought a blowup doll today but i won't blow her up til tomorrow. don't want to seem desperate. | true |
Why is the old decrepit horse named flattery? because it gets you nowhere! | true |
If hillary clinton and donald trump were in a car crash, who would survive? america | true |
Mia grace, 4-year-old, knows all about marvel superheroes (video) | false |
Holy knockoff, batman! man busted for throwing 'batarang' at cops | false |
What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum? a: a ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma) | true |
Why did roman sculptures have small penises? to get to the other side! | true |
Yyz was the first song i ever learned -said no drummer ever. | true |
60 years of jane doe portraits give nameless women the attention they deserve | false |
A big maze inspired by ancient labyrinths takes over a museum | false |
Sandy berger, national security adviser under bill clinton, dies | false |
Universal law #1: 'pure potential' -- how to manifest anything you desire | false |
Why can't pencils have babies? because they have rubbers on their end. | true |
Over 90 organizations demand trump administration enforce title ix in powerful letter | false |
Most people have 32 teeth, some have 10. it's simple meth. | true |
Trevor noah: donald trump ran for president just to avoid his sons | false |
What do you call a bee in the garage? garbage. | true |
Marion christopher barry, son of former d.c. mayor marion barry, dead at 36 | false |
Did you know your amazing human body actually drink lava!?! only once though..... | true |
Iowa utility will phase out coal at 5 plants, in milestone for sierra club | false |
Vogue paris puts kate moss, lara stone & daria werbowy in black for september 2012 (photos, poll) | false |
Why do the lanisters have such big beds? because they push 2 twins together to make a king. | true |
The week in art: istanbul, instagram and one busy dog | false |
What's the affirmative response to a jamaican mother? yeah mom! | true |
Video captures courthouse beating of inmate accused of killing chicago child | false |
What do you call a bird with big boobs? a para-teet. | true |
Ooo! the morning weather girl... come on baby, give daddy the five day forecast. | true |
Why it's time to fully demolish the alpha male mentality | false |
Time for succession planning is running out with looming expiration of bush tax cuts | false |
Pollsters worried fcc chairman doesn't care if they go out of business | false |
Does a priest have a wife? he has nun. | true |
It took studying 25,782,500 kids to begin to undo the damage from one doctor's lies | false |
Book review: 'back to normal' by enrico gnaulati, ph.d. | false |
What do you call unreasonably strand fat people with authority? fatscists. | true |
Devoted teachers get the thanks they deserve in sweet video | false |
Superman joke your clear history button has saved more lives than superman | true |
This brutally honest airline 'ad' nails what it's like to fly | false |
What's wrong with washington? we ask those who left it behind | false |
A russian village that creates art and jobs | false |
Nissan plants almost 17,000 red spruces for surprise reddit gift | false |
Trump and amazon: are we losing with all our winning? | false |
I'm coming out of the closet. not that! i mean her husband finally left for work. | true |
Twitter points out how dumb it is to be mad about a female doctor who | false |
Obama's last white house correspondents’ dinner in 3 minutes | false |
Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet? it's usually a sorted affair. | true |
Princess charlene celebrates monaco national day in an akris coat dress (photos) | false |
What is a 72? a 69 with 3 people watching. | true |
What do you call a gangster hobbit? yolo swaggins | true |
Why is rain the best kind of music? because it has amazing drops. | true |
Q: how does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary? a: with a warlock. | true |
Teacher: who can tell me where hadrians wall is? pupil: i expect it's around hadrian's garden miss! | true |
Emma watson spoils belle's feminist twist in 'beauty and the beast' remake | false |
Brian lichtenberg suing brother over designer parody shirts | false |
Superfood recipes: they make eating healthy easy (photos) | false |
I lost my virginity to a girl on her period. the foreplay gave me cotton mouth. | true |
George w. bush's pearls of wisdom on painting | false |
‘the walking dead’ show and comics won’t end the same way | false |
My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. 205, 204, 203, 202, 201... she'll make a great soup. | true |
It's crazy how much stuff there is to do on my phone when sitting at a restaurant alone. | true |
Steve madden and brian atwood make some fashionable plans | false |
Donald trump and hillary clinton get in a car wreck, who survives? america. | true |
What do vegetables say when they go to party's? turnup! | true |
What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper? nothing. he just grit his teeth. | true |
Pippa middleton wedding dress: in defense of the eligible socialite's style choice | false |
You hear the one about the 13 inch ruler? never mind. it's too long. | true |
Why can't buddhists vacuum under the couch? because they have no attachments. | true |
The oil lobby has a pretty predictable response to obama's oil tax proposal | false |
Monica blue knock knock. whos there? monica blue. monica blue who? bill clinton. | true |
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? he's all right now. | true |
Feeling pretty tough lately and thinking about joining a gang. any of you guys need an accountant? | true |
What kind of music do phones love to hear? a symphony | true |
I love accounting! -italian guy who loves to count. | true |
Mike huckabee may be planning an iowa encore | false |
Patriots' joe thuney deftly solves rubik's cube at super bowl event | false |
29 spaghetti squash recipes that prove it could be the greatest squash of all | false |
What do asian people use as blindfolds? shoe laces. | true |
In new york city, preschool tuition can equal college tuition | false |
Someone was actually arrested for in-person voter fraud. she's a trump supporter. | false |
Drake in 'anchorman 2': rapper spotted on set of 'anchorman: the legend continues' (photo) | false |
6 ways to avoid looking like a tourist abroad | false |
At first, i was ashamed of reading erotica ,but then i came to terms. | true |
Huffpost hill - house republicans vote unanimously to fight later | false |
Hundreds of thousands march for unified spain in barcelona | false |
A french man asks... do you even lift, breaux? | true |
Tuna scrape: the food safety risk lurking in supermarket sushi | false |
Camilla, duchess of cornwall, hits dior store on paris tour (photos) | false |
Why hope is a loser in this election | false |
The evolution of bassist erik scott: from alice cooper to world celtic | false |
What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? the pizza can feed a family of 4. | true |
7 ways to get better results from your online business | false |
Joan rivers on new york fashion week's outrageous street style and more tweets of the day | false |
Everything is made in china. but babies are made in vachina 1 | true |
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