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The 'ocean's 8' trailer is finally here and june can't come fast enough | false |
How to be a good dj? press play and don't touch anything ever again | true |
Watch hasan minhaj roast donald trump and the media at the white house correspondents' dinner | false |
How do you make a protester cry? tear gas | true |
Watch a monster truck do what it's never done before in competition | false |
Did you here about the kidnapping at school? he woke up. | true |
Dad i spotted a dalmatian! no need to it already has its own spots! | true |
Seth meyers: trump's foreign policy is 'let's piss them off, see what happens' | false |
Samantha bee: we must learn from brexit and dump trump in a 'f***ing landslide' | false |
What do kermit the frog's fingers smell like? bacon. | true |
What's the grossest number? 6.9 because it's a 69 with a period in the middle. | true |
What did the nosey pepper do? it got jalepeno business! | true |
To what branch of the military to babies belong? the infantry. | true |
I'm dyslexic, atheist and an insomniac... i stay up all night wondering if there *really* is a dog. | true |
What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? get married on his birthday. | true |
Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? i need to pee. | true |
Wario has just revealed his campaign slogan 'we need to build a wah' | true |
The unexpected benefit of being an adventurous eater | false |
Never ever make an arm wrestle bet with a man who has been single for a long time.... | true |
Co-parenting: how to celebrate father's day after divorce | false |
Cooking off the cuff: the best irish stew -- simple, basic, satisfying | false |
First original joke! why did the rapper visit the urologist? because his flows were so sick. | true |
Two girls one cup in my mouth dick fuckers | true |
Girl suspended for bringing butter knife to school, to cut a pear | false |
I hate when i press 1 for english and still get an indian person. | true |
The richest homeowners are going medieval to protect their homes (photos) | false |
What do you call a hooker laying down? whorizontal. thanks, i'll show myself out. | true |
Why do you always have nicer earrings than me mexican babies | true |
What's so great about living in switzerland? well, the flag is a big plus. | true |
20 of the coolest tour experiences around the world | false |
Portland hero meets with teenage girl he stood up for | false |
Why were the vets and pounds mad? it was raining cats and dogs | true |
If a turkey got murdered, the chalk outline would look like a giant preschooler's hand. | true |
Why did minotaur win an interior design award? because his home was a maze thing. | true |
San francisco 49ers legend dwight clark reveals he has als | false |
Back in my day, we didn't have instagram. we had to bore people in person with photo albums. | true |
Gunmen disguised as doctors attack military hospital near u.s. embassy in kabul | false |
In english there's a word for fucking everything. it's 'pansexual' | true |
Firefighters rescue man after heart attack, then finish mowing his lawn | false |
Obama avoids saying whether he likes hillary clinton or joe biden more | false |
I can totally relate to cranky elderly people. i mean you can only be nice for so long! | true |
Why didn't beethoven sell his house? he put it up fur elise! | true |
La vida tranquila -- the things we carried | false |
4 easy ways to start grilling with your fireplace | false |
What do you call someone who is afraid of santa? claustrophobic | true |
Why do hamburgers and hot dogs fuck their cousins? because they're inbred! | true |
My math professor had to go into rehab yesterday. he had sum problems. | true |
Belonging: the real culprit in the confidence gap | false |
Why is it so hot in a stadium after the game is over? because all the fans left... | true |
What's going to be thinner than the iphone 8? apples ideas. | true |
What's wrong with the phrase war on drugs? wars end. | true |
People say ambidextrous people contradict themselves. on the other hand, i disagree. | true |
Fighting the urge to fix recess for my first grader | false |
Attendee drags protester out of trump event as crowd cheers | false |
Starbucks barista completes life cycle, becomes pure pumpkin spice | false |
David's bridal casts a plus-size model in stunning new campaign | false |
Turkey joins u.s.-led coalition airstrikes against isis in syria | false |
5 things you should know about vitamin d deficiency | false |
Hail, big mac, the lord is with thee | false |
Parker, giant's beat a's in bay bridge series | false |
Night at the museum: the guggenheim museum's young collectors party | false |
You've probably never heard of these influential designers | false |
What are red heads good for? lighting fires. | true |
I'm not allowed to have any energy drinks until all the cat's hair grows back. | true |
This stupid farmers market doesn't have any locally grown pizza. | true |
'sicario' director denis villeneuve says he hates senseless violence in film | false |
Adele looks gorgeous in green on the 2017 grammys red carpet | false |
Shift work again linked with breast cancer risk | false |
What it's like to be a black cop in st. louis county | false |
Clinton reaffirms support for public option in bid for sanders supporters | false |
Hey baby are you rockefeller? because i think we should horizontally integrate. | true |
What do you call it when a flight attendant gets pregnant? pilot error. | true |
What did the caterpillar say to the cocoon after he broke out? moth. | true |
Why does the forest stink during a storm? because the trees break wind. | true |
What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person? leave the plunger in the toilet. | true |
'streetkids, a new musical' shines a light on our forgotten trans community | false |
Failed a urine test... took a shit :( | true |
Wanna hear a really bad joke go to r/jokes and go to the new category | true |
Cooking off the cuff: peas and rice with a twist of lettuce | false |
You missed work bc you said you were sick...& judging from these pics, you werent lying *fist bump* | true |
Woo! let's get this weekend started! *starts doing laundry* | true |
Babies who cry in a restaurant would rather be eating in a breastaurant. | true |
Why did the hipster complain about winter in july? he wanted to do it before it was cool. | true |
The complexities of love and attraction, showcased by babies | false |
Being awkward at parties is like living your own personal horror movie | false |
Why does africa never win olympics because it's a continent, you idiot | true |
Donald trump's plan to save social security is to... eliminate dead recipients | false |
Why did helen keller's dog kill itself? you would to if your name was auhmonahahha | true |
I also like my women like i like my coffee... ...cheaply imported from brazil | true |
What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? it becomes daytrogen. | true |
How to make the world's best bloody mary | false |
Women no longer funny: shocking announcement puts end to female comedy | false |
These spaniards share the reasons they left their home country | false |
America's undecided voters need answers on 'saturday night live' (video) | false |
Rep. adam schiff: gop's fbi memo could lead to 'constitutional crisis' | false |
Could jesus make a nerd so nerdy that even he couldn't resist giving him a wedgie? | true |
Are you cool enough to shop at abercrombie & fitch? | false |
Picture a bunch of dogs at a bar getting drunk off of a beer called air bud light | true |
Is it time to level the playing field for college athletes? | false |
Philippines seeks peace with china, special envoy says | false |
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