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Bertha cáceres: 'my mother’s is not the first assassination. i don’t want another' | false |
Do you know why eskimos always do their laundry in tide? because it's too cold out-tide! | true |
I don't always roll a joint but when i do, it's usually my ankle | true |
What's the difference between a turtle and a tortoise? i don't know but your mother's a whore! | true |
Octavia spencer, jada pinkett smith and solange knowles: week's best style moments (photos) | false |
Anti-racists drown out islamophobic rally outside the white house | false |
Yo momma so fat... yo momma so fat, i crashed into her for 15 minutes | true |
When is jesse jackson going to notice how segregated neopolitan ice cream is? | true |
To fear or not to fear after the boston marathon bombing | false |
What is that famous raider saying? next season!!! hater nation!!! | true |
I just love that fragrance you're wearing, is that consent? | true |
‘mary tyler moore show' house featured in the classic sitcom is for sale (photos) | false |
What is created when you rub two oranges together? pulp friction | true |
An italian family is sitting quietly at a table in a restaurant | true |
Craig venter on mars dna plan: 'we can rebuild the martians' in earth lab | false |
What's the difference between donald trump and a baby who just got hiv? i didn't rape donald trump | true |
It's raining. i'm going to be late for work. i can't fit my hair in the car. | true |
Weekly meditations for healthy sex (may 31-june 6) | false |
Kids tell jimmy kimmel their versions of the story of christmas | false |
When a homosexual man becomes brain dead, is he a fruit or a vegetable? | true |
Your mother is like a christmas raffle. $1 a strip. | true |
I'm so lazy, if autocorrect doesn't know the word after 3 letters i put my phone down. | true |
New mexico law bans schools from 'lunch shaming' hungry kids | false |
Jared kushner went to iraq and couldn't have looked more out of place | false |
Cleveland browns bench johnny manziel for partying too hard | false |
Why did the girl fall off the swing? because she had no arms. | true |
Rand paul calls for declaration of war against islamic state | false |
I turned into a cat earlier. don't ask meow. | true |
There are two things i hate in every politician: their face. | true |
5 smart strategies for making technology work on your side | false |
My dad said do your chemistry homework, okay? potassium | true |
Police killed at least 378 black americans from the moment colin kaepernick protested | false |
One year later: the biggest mistakes i have made as a medical writer | false |
Why did the blonde cross the road? i don't know. neither did she! | true |
Jews spell their god's name yhwh ... ... because they're too cheap to 'buy a vowel'. | true |
A paraplegic went down a runway... she made for a great roll-model. | true |
How did charlie sheen contract hiv? he blew a piston in his car. | true |
Best & worst beauty of the week: katy perry, sandra bullock, allison williams and more (photos) | false |
Parents, don't let people say 'no' to your dreams | false |
Mass murder: is there a mental health issue? | false |
Someone auto-tuned trump singing ed sheeran's 'perfect' to hillary clinton | false |
Levi's shapewear jeans will give you a lift (photos) | false |
Explosion near bogota's bullring injures at least 26 | false |
Losing your phone makes dying in a car accident less likely but more appealing. | true |
Why most states are struggling to regulate airbnb | false |
Victoria's secret models caught on video singing cardi b lyric with n-word | false |
How can you tell luke is uncircumcised? because he has force kin. | true |
How car companies are combatting texting while driving | false |
What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the nba | true |
Why do the kurds have no state of their own? they didn't get their whey. | true |
What does a door and a jar have in common? they both are ajar. | true |
High cheekbones: how to fake a more sculpted look (video) | false |
What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy? i wish his hands were made of stone. | true |
Massive crowds gather in the streets of selma to honor landmark anniversary | false |
Why don't parrot's like black people? because polly wants a cracker. | true |
What type of wind is named after a young deer? foehn | true |
There's a new 12 step program for people who can't stop talking. on-and-on-anon. | true |
Bernie sanders campaign site's 404 page is the most bernie sanders thing ever | false |
Commencement 2016 lineup: here's who will be speaking at graduation ceremonies this year | false |
10 things you're going to do if you didn't shower today | false |
7 free printable thank you cards because sending an email isn't always appropriate | false |
Why did the tomato blush? it saw the salad dressing | true |
What do you call a blood-thirsty optometrist? macula. | true |
Whats the difference between jam and jelly? cant jelly my dick in your ass... | true |
Wikileaks' assange to release government documents before u.s. election | false |
*swallows pride* *reads the label* 'this pride may contain nuts* oh no *swells with pride* | true |
Why did the chicken cross the road to see the ugly man. knock knock who's there? the chicken. | true |
We're gonna party like its 1999. //breaks out nokia flip phone and starts to panick about y2k// | true |
What do you call a mad lunch? hater-tots | true |
What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of carnies? go for the jugular (juggler)! | true |
Chris rock promises a #blackout for the oscars | false |
Which religion faces the most resistance? hinduism... om...... | true |
Britain grants refugee status to ex-president of maldives, lawyer says | false |
I like my slaves how i like my coffee. free. | true |
I heard girls like guys that are mysterious so i just put a fog machine under my bed | true |
Oculus rift is going to get a whole lot cooler | false |
What do you call a stoner dinosaur? a smokealottapottapus. | true |
I doubt vodka has all the answers but it's worth a shot. | true |
Joey fatone cruelly destroys *nsync fans' super bowl reunion dreams | false |
Chinanu onuaku shoots underhanded free throws like a first-grader | false |
Tommy wiseau's joker is ready for his close-up in your nightmares | false |
#freedomflotilla iii exposes anti-democratic extremism of the israeli 'center' | false |
Let's keep the sandy hook loving kindness epidemic alive | false |
What is an italian's favorite type of breakfast? *serie-a*l | true |
Chicago sun-times editorial board on trump: the gop should 'drop him cold' | false |
Why do you never see an elephant hiding in trees? because they are really good at it. | true |
Mr. incredible convicted of attacking batgirl on hollywood boulevard | false |
Un condemns harsh abortion laws, child marriage as 'torture' | false |
Finally, a business suit suitable for a horse | false |
Al qaeda leader targeted in botched yemen raid taunts donald trump | false |
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra? he gets taller. | true |
Fbi agents and the internet agree: the feds should call terrorism what it is | false |
Craft beer stars in new white house trade deal push | false |
I think my roommate might be gay his dick tastes like shit! | true |
Comcast’s high-speed fiber service will cost $300/month just for internet | false |
What critics thought of 'jaws' when it was released 40 years ago | false |
My friend called me cheesy i said don't brie so mad, its all goud-a | true |
When life gives you lemons just be thankful it wasn't herpes . | true |
These are the 21 best tequila bars in america | false |
Non-native english speakers are the number one victim... ...of getting punched in the mouse. | true |
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