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Anti-gay super pac throws money into race for new jersey rep. scott garrett | false |
Roses are red.... violets are blue-ish, if it weren't for christmas, we'd all be jewish! | true |
Animal shelter refutes lena dunham's story on abused rescue dog | false |
What do you call chocolate eggnog? nignog. eh? i laughed. | true |
What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs? an army. | true |
So you think you can dance. should be the title of a lifetime movie about strippers. | true |
4-year-old nails 'you can't handle the truth' ... in the bath | false |
Beauty street style: brooke stein, huffpost style marketing manager, mixes high and low skincare | false |
The worst marketing blunder in history was not putting cassette decks in cell phones. | true |
There's a cure for kleptomania! they make a pilfer that. | true |
I saw a sign that said watch for children and thought to myself, sounds like a fair trade. | true |
A beautiful girl looks good in the background of her smart friend. | true |
What do you call an arab man who drives a bus? a bus driver. | true |
Ghost joke how could a ghost have two moms one of them has to be a transparent | true |
Q: what happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - a: it stole the show! | true |
John cleese, 'monty python' actor, selling tv and film memorabilia to defray divorce costs | false |
I am practicing how to die in photogenic positions | true |
You'll never hear the phrase it's time to separate the men from the boys in a catholic church. | true |
Somewhere there's a dj tanner spinning to a full house and that's what keeps me going you guys. | true |
I'm actually not funny. i'm just really mean and people think i'm joking. | true |
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar. a practice that still continues | true |
Holiday giving stories: 7 of the season's most incredible stories of generosity (slideshow) | false |
Recipes that demand a poached egg to be brilliant (photos) | false |
2 democratic senators say neil gorsuch refused to meet with them | false |
Heroin crisis: law enforcement officers now facing tremendous risk | false |
Pentagon: 51 labs received suspected live anthrax samples | false |
Want a better future? teach evidence and empathy! | false |
Follow these steps to improve your travel experience | false |
How do '90s kids count to 6? uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis. | true |
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? we really do taste like chicken! | true |
Reddit is really a green community, considering all the recycled content on here. | true |
Just started a new job and apparently they use the word work less figuratively than i do. | true |
Richard sherman named 2015 'man of the year' for seattle seahawks | false |
Tina fey's sarah palin leads 'snl' chorus lamenting 'what i did for trump' | false |
3 things i hate: 1. lists 2. irony 3. shitposts on /r/jokes | true |
Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. | true |
Roses are red, voilets are blue, where is my foreskin? oh wait im a jew. | true |
Willie nelson died today.. yeah he was playing on the road again.. | true |
Should kids be off limits for fee-hungry airlines? (poll) | false |
Pictures of the royal baby: the 12 most aww-inspiring shots! (photos) | false |
Famous chefs are stepping up to the plate in the wake of natural disasters | false |
Volunteering abroad with kids: is a volunteer vacation right for your family? | false |
Trump pick for army secretary says he opposes transgender equality because he must 'crush evil' | false |
How do mexicans cut their pizzas? with little caesars | true |
Massachusetts police chief is waging a one-man war against heroin | false |
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair virgin mobile stolen from r/christianity | true |
Why is marriage is like an alarm clock? after the ring, you wake up! | true |
Sleepy pilot what did the tired pilot say to his crew? i think i'm gonna crash | true |
Trial for georgia teachers involved in testing scandal winds down | false |
What do you call a mexican with no legs? cuntswaylow. | true |
Bill simmons is headed to hbo to host a talk show | false |
North korea fires three ballistic missiles as g20 leaders meet in china | false |
Samoa is in 2 time zones some of those people are living in the past | true |
Scientists use human stem cells to make lung tissue | false |
If our body is made of cells, what's a picture made of? pixels. | true |
How we handle cooking disasters and what we've learned | false |
It's not in your head, it's in your body | false |
How to remove burnt stains from stainless cookware | false |
Susan sarandon joins sea rescue team on search for refugees headed to greece | false |
Prince william's first day at cambridge isn't quite as cute as his first day of preschool | false |
What's the worst punchline on /r/jokes? i haven't got the faintest idea. | true |
Trump administration prepares to start enforcing travel ban | false |
Hundreds donate to baton rouge fund to help bail out protesters | false |
If you tell your senator to do their job, they might block you on twitter | false |
What is the shit you didn't see? the shit you stepped on | true |
Did you hear about the contortionist that fell in love? she was heels over head for him! | true |
The fountain of youth: three easy stretches for a healthy, mobile spine | false |
Better nurse-to-patient ratios a must for psychiatric hospitals | false |
Fidel castro visits cheese-makers in rare public appearance | false |
Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair? he was too good a conductor | true |
Why did they pull a lawsuit against the spa for their wax treatment? it was a ripoff. | true |
What do you call a fox with one leg? terry :d | true |
Watch: news anchors can't pronounce lupita nyong'o's name | false |
It's 364 days until christmas. and people already have their lights up! | true |
Top 5 fastest dollar dumpling spots in manhattan's chinatown | false |
What do you call a gay guy who gives blowjobs? a butt-head | true |
What's a 6.9? another good thing spoiled by a tampon. | true |
Millie bobby brown drops the mic with her 'stranger things' rap recap | false |
Endangered seal pup found dead after apparent dog attack | false |
Ostankino tower is the tallest freestanding structure in europe, and it's in... russia? | false |
It's time to talk about the 'gig economy' | false |
Qing chen, pharmacy worker and dad, rescues baby from awning (video) | false |
A body's betrayal: woman's fight against a deadly disease | false |
7 portions of fruits and vegetables a day linked with peak well-being: study | false |
Freedom caucus to force vote on irs commissioner impeachment | false |
One tectonic plate bumped into another and said..... sorry, my fault. | true |
10 ways to go coastal with a modern edge | false |
Calle 13 explores the power of a kiss | false |
How people react when you tell them you're not drinking anymore | false |
Bernie sanders' son levi is running for congress | false |
Question in a soviet radio. what is your favorite historic figure and why lenin? | true |
Owen thompson, 14-year-old with tourette syndrome, banned from soccer for swearing | false |
Life in short life is like a fart if you force it's probably shit. | true |
Reince priebus says a hillary clinton presidency would be tainted | false |
Media goes gaga after trump takes a night off from jackassery | false |
This christmas i got a new car for my wife. i thought it was a great trade. | true |
I always ware my seahawks jersey on test day... because i know ill pass even if i shouldn't | true |
I wish my x was raised in the power of 2. then she'd always be positive. | true |
I heard women love a man in uniform.. can't wait to start working at mcdonalds. | true |
White house: john kelly is great to women because he hates cursing around them | false |
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