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The gender gap in computer science is hurting u.s. businesses | false |
What qualifies a woman in hollywood for disability benefits? a cup | true |
I hold my iphone up outside your window to play our song. a 90 second ad plays first. | true |
People just won't stop stealing 'katie crotch road' signs | false |
'write it off': a taylor swift tax time parody! | false |
Musings from behind the scenes of a downtown restaurant during sxsw | false |
Paul mccartney and dave grohl performed beatles' classic 'i saw her standing there' | false |
I guess you can call 2chainz... a master debater... ( ) | true |
J. crew online shopping experience is the best one out there, survey says | false |
Ok guys i have a confession.... particle accelerators give me a hadron.... | true |
Curry recipes for that bottle on your spice rack (photos) | false |
I used to be addicted to soap. i'm clean now. | true |
I eat so much bacon my friends gave me a nickname... kermit the frog. | true |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on december 1 | false |
I don't know why i still tell just the tip jokes. i'm not even that into them. | true |
What do a virgin and a used prius owner have in common? neither of them have had sex | true |
War machine is such a hard worker... that he even took his work home with him. | true |
What do a dildo and tofu have in common? they are both meat substitutes. | true |
If you don't let me in the bathroom, i can't guarantee your safety when you pee. ~dogs, apparently | true |
How i'm surviving in survival mode during a severe depression relapse | false |
What are the white walkers doing when we don't see them in a got episode? chilling. | true |
The president of israel reaches out to palestinian arabs of israeli citizenship | false |
A day in the life of houstonians amidst the devastation of hurricane harvey | false |
What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous? safety measures. | true |
Wedding terms: test your knowledge of wedding world terminology | false |
Sanders ramps up spending in effort to catch up to hillary | false |
There is nothing stronger than love... except rayleigh, rayleigh is slower but stronger | true |
Why did the python do national service ? he was coiled up ! | true |
2017 sag awards give 'captain fantastic,' emily blunt and millie bobby brown surprise nominations | false |
What does an ethiopian have in common with yoko ono? they both are living off of dead beatles. | true |
Biggest chicken egg ever has surprise within (video) | false |
Why trump is the most religious president in united states history? he got every juan praying! | true |
I'm the flower, you're the bee. why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me? | true |
Senate republicans are voting to repeal obamacare again | false |
I like my coffee how i like my women sweet and with a cream topping. | true |
5 exercises you're probably not doing that you definitely should be | false |
Watched a documentary about retina surgery the other day.. it was eye-opening. | true |
Here’s everything pat robertson asked the last time he interviewed donald trump | false |
Obama to young muslims on historic trip to us mosque: 'you fit in, right here' | false |
What did ohio say to oklahoma? oh, hi o. `ifit'sbaddon'tkillme` | true |
Look: iconic jean company introduces gay pride line | false |
A man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned because he couldn't concentrate. | true |
She threw her vibrator on the subway tracks... it didn't work; the train didn't come any faster. | true |
When can a woman make you a millionaire? when you're a billionaire (credit to kevin hart) | true |
Olivia's 'somewhere over the rainbow' performance is as magical as oz (video) | false |
To forgive or forget? the 'lauren conrad locked in a basement' edition | false |
New york police link hate crime surge to presidential campaign | false |
Michael j. fox's backup job plan. become a living vibrator. | true |
Why did jesus die on the cross? he forgot the safe word. | true |
Google maps launches new and improved 'offline' feature | false |
What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull terrier? lipstick! | true |
If electricity follows the path of least resistance... why doesn't lightning only strike in france? | true |
I told my friends a joke about airplanes... ...but it went way over their heads. | true |
Gop house majority leader: get rid of the filibuster | false |
Reinventing america, the forbes summit in chicago part ii | false |
Rosie o'donnell thinks donald trump's campaign is a 'nightmare' | false |
Trump wants to neuter the state department. putin would love that. | false |
Why can't ovaries sail a boat? because they are not sea-men. | true |
Should women take calcium and vitamin d or not? | false |
Jon stewart 'stunned' about louis c.k., wonders 'did i miss something?' | false |
What really makes whinny the pooh angry? when other people put two fingers in his honey. | true |
Why did 8 break up with 7? because 7 always came first!!! | true |
What's the difference between tim howard and jesus? jesus had 11 guys he could depend on. | true |
What'd gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest? na 'ma ste | true |
Black freshmen at university of pennsylvania receive racist messages depicting lynchings | false |
Mysterious file on desktop poopin babe.docx dragged to trash without opening | true |
Been doing a lot of gay clubbing recently the baby seals put up less of a fight though... | true |
Epa chief seems happy to answer fox news' softball questions on climate change | false |
Why can't ewoks yell and scream in the house? they have to use their endor voices. | true |
Why are womens feet shorter than mens? so they can stand closer to the sink. | true |
A skelington walks into a bar orders a beer and a mop | true |
Tracy morgan in critical condition after car crash | false |
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? ten tickles. | true |
9 ways living with kids is just like living in a haunted house | false |
News of chester bennington's death comes on late friend chris cornell's birthday | false |
Paul ryan's 'verified' facts on pre-existing conditions are verifiably bogus | false |
Machines won’t replace us, they’ll force us to evolve | false |
Banks behaving badly: are you funding cluster bombs? | false |
Why do asians have such squinty eyes? because atomic bombs are pretty bright. | true |
Parched rivers, danube flights and a monk on may day: week in photos | false |
Erik bauersfeld, voice of 'star wars' admiral ackbar, dead at 93 | false |
What's a karate experts favorite drink? karatea! fargo is the shit... | true |
How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? he was shocked. | true |
Tina fey, amy poehler and jane curtin return to 'weekend update' desk | false |
Follow your instincts, into the path of a moving train. | true |
Gop obamacare strategy could unravel markets quickly, report warns | false |
Sweet video honors the amazing work of child life specialists | false |
I'm constantly amazed that only 26 letters in the alphabet can produce so much bullshit. | true |
What do you call a frenchman with eleven penises? jean cocteau | true |
Role modeling and summer drinking: how to set the right example for your teen this summer | false |
What do you do when you stub your toe? call a toe truck. | true |
What's red and green and wears boxing gloves? a fruit punch. | true |
Going to a party tonight, but keeping it mellow. one or two glasses of cocaine and that's it. | true |
Yom kippur 2015: an introduction to the jewish day of atonement | false |
What do you call a tight butthole? a noose | true |
Ask a queer chick: my mom says i’m claiming to be trans for ‘attention' | false |
Leighton meester's hair gets the chop after 'gossip girl' wraps (photos) | false |
John lennon & closing ceremony: video of late beatle singing 'imagine' wows at london olympics | false |
As isis beast threatens mideast, a call for realism in u.s. foreign policy | false |
My girlfriend left me for a hindu guy. anyway, he'll treat her better they worship cows. | true |
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