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Nice try, fat girls ordering a salad on the first date. nice try. | true |
What did one tampon say to the other tampon? nothing, they were both stuck up bitches. | true |
What would mlk be if he was alive? white | true |
How do you say unicorn in spanish? unamaize | true |
How you can live in the eye of your life | false |
10,000 butt implant procedures were performed in the u.s. in 2013, report says | false |
What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust? spit, swallow, gargle. | true |
What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear? a barracuchi. | true |
Never use a treadmill again: get fit with these original fitness features (photos) | false |
What did he green grape say to the purple grape? breathe!!! | true |
The difference between in-laws and outlaws? outlaws are wanted. | true |
Sofia vergara's breast size is the topic of conversation in allure's september issue (photo) | false |
I know what you did last summer. stayed inside, probably. you're super pale. | true |
Trump's 'fear of being poisoned' reportedly fuels his mcdonald's habit | false |
Intruders enjoyed fast food, selfies on boat while family slept: cops | false |
Airline food: what's healthy and what's not (video) | false |
Three men walk into a bar... ... the fourth one ducks. edit: grammar | true |
Blake lively and ryan reynolds reportedly welcome first child | false |
Teen spanx: shapewear may be bad for their health (video) | false |
The cool thing about robbing a library is that you have two weeks before they notice. | true |
Frankenstein the gardner why is frankenstein a great gardner???? | true |
A chat with celebrity makeup artist charlotte tilbury | false |
Miley cyrus turns heads at the mtv emas in plunging, backless dress | false |
Company wants potential hires to snapchat execs after submitting a resume | false |
Bernie sanders tells donald trump: stop talking about bill clinton's sex life | false |
What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? swish cheese. | true |
Taylor swift brings fans to tears with surprise gifts | false |
Carly fiorina has standout performance in first gop debate | false |
Why was the 1 year old african boy crying? he was having a midlife crisis | true |
Brad paisley debuts a little ditty about north carolina's bathroom law | false |
Katy perry awarded $1.57 million from entrepreneur who interfered with convent sale | false |
Cesar ruiz, father, accused of pouring rum into baby son's feeding tube | false |
9 year old: where do babies come from? me: (pause) europe. | true |
No one ever said life was easy, but several people said you were. | true |
In india, stars align for prime minister modi | false |
I got my first kiss from a girl today.... it was milk chocolate. | true |
Corn pancakes, the early arrival of an annual celebration | false |
If you are an american in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? you're peein' | true |
Day of the dead, decoded: a joyful celebration of life and food | false |
What type of train gets fat? a chew chew train... | true |
The larger the implants, the more likely she'll be confused by a push/pull door. | true |
Why parents should always ask if there's a gun in the house | false |
Walmart gender discrimination lawsuit allowed to proceed, judge says | false |
Sarah wells, gardener & florist, never washes her face and still has amazing skin | false |
A blind man walks into a bar, and a chair, a table, and a human. | true |
Didn't do your pushups? this wristband will shock you | false |
Cartoonist reimagines world where girls haul books, not water | false |
Should i allow my son to join a fraternity? | false |
I'm on a whisky diet. i've lost three days already. | true |
M4 star cluster: hubble telescope photographs core located 7,200 light-years from earth (photo) | false |
What are mario's pants made of? denim denim denim. | true |
President's day health quotes: healthy messages from american leaders | false |
My daughter the fox and the making of children's stories | false |
Kim kardashian makes the one-shoulder look business casual | false |
What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth? a bus full of rednecks | true |
What do you give a greek man with a scratchcard? a coin to scratch it with. | true |
Why is there no windows 9? because 7 8 9. | true |
Super faggot is a terrible nickname for a baby. | true |
Milan fashion week fall 2012: most outrageous moments (photos) | false |
Kylie jenner and tyga show some affection in khloe kardashian's instagram pic | false |
Slept like a log last night... woke up in the fireplace. | true |
Why did the egyptian kid in therapy? because he thought his daddy was his mummy. | true |
Faith, hope and charity: a german look to 2015 | false |
What's pink and hard when it goes in, and soft and wet when it comes out? bubble gum. | true |
8 ways to make the most of an airport layover | false |
Easy vol au vent appetizers with brie and jam | false |
Gps guide: kathy andersen's steps to redefine success | false |
What happens when you smoke weed in saudi arabia? you get stoned. | true |
Here's one 'american idol' winner with a new success story | false |
What your dining habits say about the economy: nyt | false |
Robert downey jr. volunteers to voice mark zuckerberg's real-life jarvis | false |
Meryl streep and tom hanks will star in a steven spielberg movie about the pentagon papers | false |
Woman gives birth a few hours after walking in women's march | false |
The challenges of finding employment as a 52-year-old transgender woman | false |
We all know one person who was so much cooler when they were single. | true |
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute. | true |
What did captain kirk do in the head? he shatner. | true |
Stephen colbert found creatures in pokémon go that you haven't | false |
Brighter days lie ahead for the paris agreement | false |
Ohio county claims top spot in america’s opioid death spiral | false |
What the republican aca sabotage means for you | false |
Huge fight broke out in stands at world cup match | false |
All panties are edible if you're hungry enough. | true |
What do you call a cow with no hind legs? an utter drag | true |
What do you call a bench with white people? the nba | true |
Two straight debates on national security, and no questions about the real threat to the globe | false |
North carolina gop moves forward with attempt to take control of state courts | false |
My friends say i'm condescending... that means i talk down to people. | true |
How do you keep a clown from laughing? hit him in the face with an axe. | true |
Irs budget cuts only promote cynicism, encourage cheats | false |
Party at the sacred mountain for 5 points gathering 2015 | false |
Lbj launches medicare: ‘you can't treat grandma this way’ | false |
What is the gender of iron man? fe male | true |
Whats the best part about dating a black girl? you don't have to worry about meeting her father | true |
What's better, british or german sausages british, because german are the wurst... | true |
Hell hath no fury like a pizza pocket that hasn't had proper cooling time. | true |
Clinton super pac bears down on trump over his tax avoidance | false |
Your roi on safety: keep your health safe with preventive screenings | false |
What kind of pokemon hides in the bushes outside of delis? peek-a-jew | true |
Tifu by having sex with my friend's dumb bitch i guess bestiality isn't common where hes from. | true |
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