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Dutch police arrest driver of bus near concert after terror warning	false
More outlets please, anyone planning on building anything anywhere.	true
Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope? he wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.	true
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. it's called lunch.	true
They say she has a sharp tongue. yes she can slice bread with it.	true
New york post lobs gop endorsement to donald trump, because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯	false
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? lic-alot-o-puss	true
What do you call a frog in the no parking zone? toad	true
Panthers owner jerry richardson butchers 'the dab,' kills dance	false
John thompson received 18 wrongful years on death row, yet never received justice	false
Why did hillary go to the ob/gyn? she was feelin' the bern!	true
A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar now that's a sweet ass	true
What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer? shiver me timbers!	true
Death penalties, executions slow as capital punishment is squeezed	false
Ted cruz says cop helped garland, texas shooters 'meet their virgins'	false
Food shame: how our lunch defines who we are, for better or worse	false
What's better than a vase of roses on your piano? tulips on your organ.	true
How do you know when your sister is on her period? when your dad's dick tastes like blood..	true
I was actually president of the anti-voting club in high school ... i never got re-elected	true
Some people are like prawn. no guts, no spine, and a head full of shit.	true
The gay pride psa that will never air (video)	false
You mean there's another way to eat toast besides hunched over the sink like a fucking criminal??	true
Texas' discrimination against minority voters may finally come back to haunt it	false
What's the difference between a picture of jesus and jesus? you only need one nail for the picture.	true
What's the difference between pussy and parsley? people actually eat pussy..	true
One on one with school of style co-founder lauren messiah	false
Best blonde joke ever what is the funniest blonde joke you've ever heard?	true
Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.	true
I thought i was wrong once.... but i was mistaken.	true
What came first - the chicken or the egg? the rooster.	true
Why maria kang is not the problem: love yourself enough to change	false
What it's like to lose everything in a flood	false
Wedding dresses: say yes to a different dress	false
Racial biases of police a focus as thabo sefolosha's trial begins	false
Trump shouldn't mess with the clean air act, american lung association warns	false
Chris martin moshes with fans during iheartradio music awards performance with the chainsmokers	false
My computer said hello to me it's a dell.	true
Wanna hear a joke about my dick? nevermind its too long	true
My friend has mexican car insurance. it's called get out and run.	true
My friend threw his watch in the trash. stop! i told him, you're wasting time!	true
How many amoebae does it take to change a lightbulb one no, two no, four eight, 16, 32....	true
Politician slams white nationalist richard spencer in most satisfying way possible	false
Why america demonizes its teachers -- part 2: five proposals that would change the world	false
Rahm emanuel’s learning what happens when you ignore half of the city	false
Investigation into airbus landing gear after several incidents	false
What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints? with a track-tor!	true
I was taught to be ashamed of my sexuality	false
Rumer willis' bikini top and sequin skirt have us confused (photos)	false
Animal photos of the week: gorillas, flamingos, lions and more pictures	false
Trump's ice chief loves his deportation force — and thinks you should too	false
Why was a missile looking for a job? because it got fired!	true
Debenhams unveils plus-size mannequins to better represent british shoppers (photos)	false
Im never going to public bathrooms again because last time i was there, shit went down	true
Ending aids: progress and peril on this world aids day 2016	false
Please have a seat, your smartphone will be right with you	false
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? she had a litter of mittens.	true
The arc of the moral universe: same-sex marriage	false
The first 2 slices of pizza cure depression and the last 14 bring it right back.	true
Nobody harasses you on the street when you walk around wearing a belt made of live cats.	true
Isabel celis: father of missing arizona girl barred from contact with sons (video)	false
Spacex launches first rocket since explosion, returns stage to earth	false
Ron johnson says hillary clinton should be impeached	false
Kelly clarkson makes a demand: stop comparing your favorite pop music divas!	false
Nyc removes statue honoring 19th century surgeon who experimented on female slaves	false
Fix your form: how to do the perfect bridge on a ball	false
Why are wedding gowns white? cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge	true
What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation? alpaca bag	true
Got paired with a classmate for a criminal law project, so i guess now we're partners in crime.	true
Throwback thursdays: 'will & grace' is still giving us the gay noughties in 2017	false
Journalism professor supports people writer's claims against trump	false
Felix baumgartner jump: 'red bull stratos' daredevil tries edge-of-space skydive (live updates)	false
The teachers who educate our youngest kids are struggling to make ends meet	false
Lgbt should rename themselves bltg. it's more tasteful.	true
Paul ryan demands bowflex in chamber as house speaker	false
What happens when a lawyer becomes the leader of communities?	true
Why did the dog go to the vets? he was pawly. i'm sorry. i'll see myself out.	true
Everyone talks about roses on a piano... i just want tulips on my organ.	true
What kind of melons always have big weddings? cantaloupe.	true
I don't get why srs is so loud. i'm pretty sure i turned off the surround setting.	true
Whenever my wife sing, i open up my room windows so the neighbors don't think i'm beating her.	true
I lost 15 pounds by moving my bathroom scales from a hard surface to carpet! great success!	true
Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. i've been doing nothing for years.	true
How to think like, and shop for, teens	false
What do you get when you take viagra with an iron supplement? an erection that points north.	true
setting up potters wheel oh no who will help me learn pottery sitting in silence for 40mins	true
Scientists pinpoint source of stonehenge's smaller stones in new study (video)	false
The weeknd and lauryn hill perform on 'tonight show' after canceled grammys duet	false
What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ? a common tater !	true
10 keys to creating a mental illness management plan	false
What did barack say to michelle when he proposed? i don't want to be obama self.	true
Til 78% of statistics are made up on the spot	true
How to tell if a toy is for boys or girls in one easy step	false
Dating profile sex: probably favorite food: yes favorite movie: star wars favorite book: lolz	true
What kind of foods do arthritic cannibals love to eat? finger foods...	true
Tony, why do you always go around spelling your name backwards? tony: why not?	true
A look into the nyc that was never built	false
Royal family shares adorable photos of princess charlotte to mark her first birthday	false
Florida men charged with attempting to support islamic state	false
Apparently, gwyneth paltrow and chris martin are still living together	false
Bella hadid attends her 'first' fashion show ever	false

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