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Suspect dies after car carrying explosives rams police van in paris
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Acid attack victims in india bravely take to the catwalk
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Tech would be better if more women designed it
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Lori petty returning for 'orange is the new black' season 3
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There are 10 types of people in the world. those who know binary and those who don't.
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The trash incinerator industry is trying to tank a massive renewable-energy effort
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Lack of black women on 'saturday night live' becomes major issue
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If you have a dirty lift raft... does it make it a dingy dingy?
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After years of courting her , she finally said yes followed by 'thats him, officer'
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8 delicious food documentaries you can watch on netflix right now
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11 ways to save when shopping for shoes
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Their big dream: to be the world's shortest couple
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Cousin of nba star dwyane wade killed in chicago shooting
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Donald trump and hillary clinton are in a plane crash. who survives? america.
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If diamonds are a girl's best friend how come diamonds never drunkenly make out with me?
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On 'coco,' 'olaf's frozen adventure' and chosen family at the holidays
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Squirrel with yogurt cup stuck on its head finds ems heroes
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I now have more electronic screens in my life than friends.
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Tokyo man allegedly severs wife's lover's penis, flushes it
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Dwyane wade is really good at lip-syncing 'this is how we do it'
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20 best hotel restaurants around the world (photos)
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Cops stop speeder and end up delivering baby
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How the media continues to get iraq story wrong
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Well, well, well. guess who the grocery store asked to come back soon
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14 unforgettable moments from the 2017 bet awards
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I wish there was a song you and your friends could sing right after you became champions
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What do japanese men do when they have an erection? vote.
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Hurricane sandy airlines: the industry tallies storm's costs
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The perfect secluded honeymoon in the foothills of jamaica (photos)
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11 latinos nail the beauty and pride of hispanic heritage
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Viola davis wins sag award, thanks 'fences' author for elevating black narrative
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I always do my best work stoned. you can ask any of my ex-bosses.
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How do you stop a dog from screwing your leg? give it a blowjob.
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It's weird how in england the passenger drives the car
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What do you call a group that has gotten nothing done since the 90s the un
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Obama's proposal for free community college: reconnecting education with aspiration
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Americans who identify as spiritual feel more gratitude and life satisfaction
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Is the universe a computer simulation? physicist martin savage explains (video)
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The word caesar has always bothered me. it looks like a and e are mad at each other.
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Abe connally, josie moores discuss life off the grid
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Lemon juice taste test: fresh vs. bottled vs. powdered
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Newport beach wine and food festival: where beautiful food and people meet
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Chubby kid dances watch this kid dance to a coo song lol sooo funny
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What's happening at zappos may be all about the school bus test
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These recipes are proof that you can turn anything into a pot pie
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Celebrating syria: 'we couldn't go back, so we started mamnoon instead'
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Valerie bertinelli imparts her divorce wisdom on 'the talk' (video)
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Planned parenthood goes to court to fight funding cuts in alabama
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Lewis fogle's murder conviction tossed after 34 years in prison
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They tried to make me go to rehab; i said, 'no, no, no'
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Los angeles murder suspect mistakenly freed from jail, authorities say
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Far, far away in a galaxy, there's lots of room for #starwarschristmascarols
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Opinions are like orgasms... mine is more important, and i don't really care if you have one.
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How do asian americans advocate for equality without throwing other people of color under the bus?
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Sarah michelle gellar is taking elf on the shelf duty very seriously
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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? his amp.
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What gets easier to pick up the more it weighs? women.
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Be the person your dog thinks you are. a gentle lover.
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Celebs take bold risks on this week's best & worst beauty list
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To fight human trafficking, the budget must protect homeless kids
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These are the most expensive travel days of the year
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Who is the real shande far di goyim?
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#mannersmondays: is it ok to contact guests after the rsvp date has passed?
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Q: what is the definition of an optimist? a: an accordion player with a pager.
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Why did the farmer cross the road? because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
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Hundreds of cops kicked off force for committing sex crimes
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Surprise bidder for weinstein company wants embattled studio to be led by women
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It takes a family to raise smarter, less stressed children -- not a village
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Wedding costs: how much wedding will $20,000 buy?
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What are the strongest days of the week? saturday and sunday. the rest are weekdays.
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I heard the daft punk robots are headed to med school they'll soon be the spin doctors
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If i was steve jobs i would engrave on my tombstone: idied.
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Why you shouldn't go out to eat on valentine's day
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How do you pay a quiz master? with finances.
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Kate mckinnon to join ranks of comic book movie stars as 'the lunch witch'
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I get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
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The numbers of mothers and kids picked up at the border are rising again
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A barbed wire tattoo is a great way to keep people from breaking into your upper arm.
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Woman arrested for dwi twice in 3 hours -- once as a zombie
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Elementary school teacher accused in rape of former student
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Fiscal cliff deal dodges economic bullet, for now
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Thousands join largest protest yet in lebanon's garbage revolt
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Go green: 10 of the world's best botanic gardens (photos)
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The last of manhattan's gilded age mansions is on the market for $50 million
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Trump repeats huge lie about the u.s. murder rate
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Chris hemsworth doing pull-ups while dissing 'captain america: civil war' is mesmerizing
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She's a 159er oh shit, it's 1:59, i'll take her.
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Why did the crow go to the gym? to work on his caw strength.
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What do you call a man with just a nose? no body nose man. hue hue hue.
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World's worst martial arts demonstration just keeps getting worse (video)
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What has 5 balls and rapes the poor? the lottery.
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What did the pirate louis riel say to the villagers? yarrrrrrr metis!
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Ever since we lowered our ceilings here at the shipyard, sails have gone through the roof.
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'rice-ko' is what happens when artists recreate rothko paintings using rice
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Today i nearly met my end!...it was in a yoga class.
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Former gop governor: hillary clinton 'more stable' than donald trump
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If you were killed by a cop... ..which store would you want looted in your memory?
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House speaker paul ryan renominated for top house post
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Filipino officials linked to drug trade turn themselves in
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What do you call jokes on reddit? sit-down comedy
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