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Blgt usa's latest pit stop on its lgbtq equality tour is the south | false |
Bang for your buck: bisquick vs. homemade pancakes | false |
At 92, a bandit to hollywood but a hero to soldiers | false |
Budapest protesters fight government shutdown of soros-founded university | false |
What did medusa call the sheep she turned to stone? baaaaasalt | true |
Conservatives face a choice on obamacare: trump or their principles | false |
Pastor fired from methodist church for marrying lesbian couple | false |
I'll tell you what i know about midgets and dwarves. very little | true |
There are two kinds of people. those who admit they pee in the shower, and goddamn liars. | true |
American isis suspect requested a lawyer, justice department admits in new filing | false |
How new orleans proved urban-education reform can work | false |
The wildcatters: #brexit, #texit, and u.s. public opinion toward state secession | false |
Here's what bernie sanders should ask for at the convention | false |
Q: why do cats eat fur balls? - a: because they love a good gag! | true |
In call with putin, trump denounced obama-era nuclear arms treaty | false |
A husband, a house, a mortgage, a baby, a light bulb moment | false |
Where do you usually find dogs? it all depends on where you lose them. | true |
Want to hear a short joke and a long joke? joke, joooooooke! | true |
Butter cookies with dried cranberries and roasted pecans | false |
What did they find in the toilet in the star ship enterprise? the captain's log. | true |
Wake up, little suuuzzie, wake up - the everly brothers accidentally kill another hooker | true |
Nfl suspends tom brady for 4 games over 'deflategate' | false |
Get fit with or without the gym: 1 workout, 2 ways | false |
Colin quinn's keynote address from comedypro at just for laughs (audio) | false |
Women's colleges: the launchpad to a life of leadership and service | false |
What do you do when the dishwasher stops working? you tell her to get back to work. | true |
Under attack, draftkings said to ask partners to pull back | false |
What do you call an asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs? pai-ling | true |
U.s. begins enhanced ebola screening program at jfk airport | false |
Thousands flee as fire rips through migrant camp on greek island | false |
Couples vacations: survey reveals couples who travel together have a better sex life | false |
Why was the snake soft? he had reptile dysfunction. | true |
Elizabeth warren won't say whether mitch mcconnell silencing her was sexist | false |
Bruce wayne needs to watch his salt intake, his sodium is through the roof. | true |
Carmelo anthony preaches unity following gold medal victory | false |
What happens when you give a cow marijuana? the steaks get higher | true |
Ashton kutcher freaks out on laura prepon after she forgets to tell him she's engaged | false |
What's the hardest part about eating a vegtable? the wheelchair. | true |
Geez guys not all muslims are isis... some are al-qaaeda or taliban. | true |
Wearing unearned military medals is free speech right: u.s. court | false |
Mitt romney says he's 'repulsed' by donald trump, will vote for ted cruz | false |
What's the welsh word for shearing a sheep? foreplay | true |
22 things under $100 that every man should have in his closet | false |
How do you cook toilet paper? you brown it! | true |
The first person to ride a horse was probably pretty fucking drunk. | true |
What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids? a stand up guy | true |
Imagine us waiting for 2017 but out comes 2016s | true |
Obama considering appointing an ebola 'czar' to lead u.s. effort | false |
What did batman say to robin before they hop on the batmobile? to the batmobile! | true |
Jennifer lawrence shows off her underwear for marie claire south africa (photo) | false |
New series highlights the trials and triumphs of black fatherhood | false |
7 poses to help you keep your new year's intentions | false |
Son, if you keep masturbating like that you're going to go blind! dad, i'm over here. | true |
People stuck in an elevator called for help. they were let down. | true |
You can chew on the end of the pencil but you can't erase the tooth. | true |
‘creed’s’ ryan coogler in talks to direct ‘black panther’ | false |
10 hotels where you can get naked (photos) | false |
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam! | true |
I found some dressing in my fridge that expires on 12-21-2012.... it's called mayanaisse.... | true |
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends how hard you throw them. | true |
Here’s a cheaper, smaller vitamix that’s totally worth it | false |
Keith olbermann apologizes to uk: 'trump is not of sound mind' | false |
College football schedule, matchups: oklahoma vs. texas; lsu vs. south carolina highlight week 7 | false |
Venture capital investing -- less for your dollars | false |
If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. bill cosby | true |
3 miami dolphins players kneel during anthem, reversing team policy | false |
5 ways facebook can make you feel like the world's worst parent | false |
'clarissa explains it all' -- even white supremacy | false |
Why 'getting divorced sucks' but 'being divorced doesn't' | false |
What do you call a fake noodle? an impasta! :d | true |
What do superman and bloods have in common? they're both getting killed by a kryptonite. | true |
Why was the accountant constipated? he couldn't budget. | true |
Follow your dreams! - someone born into money | true |
'family' groups praise president trump's decision to roll back trans rights | false |
Alexander wang fall 2013 nails: the trick behind this nude manicure (photos) | false |
To stop a flu pandemic in its tracks, close schools and classrooms | false |
Twitter gets hilariously real about the arrival of beyoncé's twins | false |
What do fake news sites and porn subreddits have in common? no source. | true |
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? his body decomposed. | true |
Say you're being attacked by a circus mob. what's the best strategy? go for the juggler. | true |
Watch macklemore's thoughtful commentary on race in america | false |
Huffpost workouts: zone out music for a morning run | false |
Where do mice park their boats? at the hickory dickory dock! | true |
Nothing you've seen compares to this dude crying on a hoverboard | false |
How do you say i surrender in french? bonjour | true |
Tiny home for under $12,000 would be the perfect studio, house or cabin getaway (photos) | false |
Why don't gangsters play quidditch? they always just kill the snitch. | true |
What do you call a fat pirate? a vast matey. | true |
I've just bought that new lynx deodorant breadcrumb edition. the birds can't get enough of me! | true |
Tsa: we'll treat all of you like the terrorists we accidentally let on our planes. | true |
Christian louboutin vs. ysl 'red soles' lawsuit finally dismissed | false |
Want to hear a dirty joke? this boy trips and falls into some mud. | true |
Karma has no menu. you get served what you deserve. | true |
Five guiding questions for living life to the fullest | false |
What did the wife say as she left her mexican husband? i'm sorry but i love another juan. | true |
4 tools to help monitor your accounts for fraud | false |
What do you call a sad elk? lachry-moose | true |
At uber headquarters, project heal raises more than $500,000 to fight eating disorders | false |
You know what really grinds my gears? people who can't drive manual. | true |
What did the giant say after he ate tonga? 'i want samoa!' | true |
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