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A reposted joke walks into a bar... it gets downvoted into submission | true |
My friend's father is a jew.... which makes him jew-ish. | true |
What do trump and an aluminum can have in common? they easily get bent out of shape... | true |
Michelle obama take your child to work day 2012: answering the tough questions! (photos) | false |
What goes quick, quick? duck in a hurry. (c) beatattitude 2014 | true |
How can you tell if someone lifts? don't worry, they'll tell you. | true |
What's the difference between a collection and an addiction? i don't have an alcohol collection. | true |
Bricks and mortar are so passe. i going to live in my homepage. | true |
I gave an elderly hare viagra but it died i guess old rabbits die hard | true |
Why are gay men so creative? they think outside the box. | true |
Confucius say virginity like giant bubble one prick, all gone | true |
In defense of college: what peter thiel gets wrong, once again | false |
Nearly 40,000 pounds of chicken recalled due to listeria contamination | false |
17 signs your pet is a stage-5 clinger | false |
My calculator is missing the minus button. but on the plus side.....it still works | true |
You know why half a joke isn't funny? | true |
Why don't poor people go to funerals? they can't afford to pay respects. | true |
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw them. | true |
Knew a muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything. we called him 9/12. | true |
What do you call a truthful piece of paper? fax. | true |
I once knew a vulcan who grew up in london he had a spockney accent. | true |
Kids predict oscar winners for 2012 academy awards (video) | false |
10 ridiculously over-the-top pet gifts for people who are way too into their dogs (photos) | false |
Quinoa is weird: here are 10 alternative grains to get to know instead | false |
Eric trump: 'the people of this country love my father' | false |
How do you know if a chick used a vibrator while she was pregnant? the kid stutters | true |
Donald trump is doing the gop no favors among latinos, says poll | false |
How do birds kiss? they give a peck to the cheek. | true |
Italy travel: seven places off the tourist map | false |
I'm going to tweet with my left hand so it feels like someone else is tweeting about me. | true |
What do you get if you cross a rapist with a tractor? fertilizer | true |
I used to steal jokes. i still do, but i used to, too. | true |
Sick dog who was to be euthanized gets diagnosed just in time | false |
Any time i see a pic of princess leia's hair i get a craving for a cinnabon | true |
Sharon tate's psychedelic look and unexpected accessory (photo) | false |
Jerry brown asks donald trump for california storm disaster declaration | false |
Ted told me i'm a dick... i said i'm not addicted. | true |
I tell this joke all the time on reddit... ...it never gets gold. | true |
Sherbet is great if someone asks you for ice cream and you hate them. | true |
There's a reason you don't see many jedi in relationships. they always try to force it. | true |
To the guy who made the wrong website pun woops, wrong internet universe | true |
Ladies, it's time to toss the traditional red | false |
What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? wipe it off and apologise | true |
Dentistry is the perfect profession for people who like to talk but don't want a response | true |
Loud part, quiet part, loud part, quiet part. there, i wrote a symphony. what's the big deal? | true |
So many rainbows so little rain. please send rain, sincerely california. | true |
Air new zealand launches hobbit-themed safety video (video) | false |
Transgender woman found beaten with head injury on manhattan sidewalk dies | false |
Damn, girl, are you terms and conditions? because i just want to blindly agree to whatever you say. | true |
Are you from idaho... are you from idaho cause i-da-hoe for you. | true |
Ex-sailor executed for 1992 murder, dismemberment of crewmate | false |
Well, here i am! what are your other two wishes? | true |
My ex-girlfriend had eczema she had a cracking fanny. | true |
Hope: what makes eran riklis' zaytoun a must-watch | false |
Did you hear the latest joke about baltimore? it's a riot | true |
Gina rodriguez shows skin and body confidence on instagram | false |
When life gives you lemons, instagram photos of them and add #lemons, #lemonswag, and #ujealous. | true |
What did the stamp say to the envelope? i've become attached to you. | true |
What were the old-time gangster's last words? who put this fucking violin in my violin case?! | true |
Feral tomcat with face ripped open finds help in the unlikeliest place | false |
A letter to airbnb's ceo, with love, from georgia o'keeffe | false |
I love when i make people laugh so hard they spit out their water... or food... or baby... | true |
U.s. admits payment to iran used as leverage for prisoners' release | false |
Elizabeth warren is sending you a subliminal message with her sleeves | false |
Complex numbers are all fun and games.... ....until someone loses an i.... | true |
What's it called when you're killing time at work hiding in the bathroom? stalling. | true |
Dallas police chief who guided force during sniper attack to retire | false |
Eastern black rhino, endangered species, born at zoo atlanta (photo) | false |
How many swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom? none because they pee sitting down. | true |
Son, its time we had 'the talk.' ok! so tower 1 steel beams could only have melted at- | true |
What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower? brainwashed. | true |
Right-wing conspiracists are pretending the fbi leaked anthony weiner's contacts | false |
What do jewish pedophiles say to kids? hey, wanna buy some candy? | true |
Ferguson protests flare as baltimore reignites the cause | false |
Beyonce does interpretive yoga to express gratitude for birthday wishes | false |
My wife has eczema on her boobs. she has a cracking pear of tits. | true |
'man flu' stories show how we make women's health all about dudes | false |
When i get a dog i'm going to name it syndrome | true |
Feed me once shame on you, feed me twice i'm moving in. | true |
The big smooch: start the new year with a movie kiss | false |
What do they say after intercourse in alabama? get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes! | true |
Playing frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to just running after a frisbee. | true |
When your boss says you need help, he never means a hitman. | true |
Black friday 2012 walmart shooting: 2 shot outside tallahassee retail location | false |
I on exceptional living: nikki haskell's newest project -- flashback to the future | false |
Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance? | true |
10 ways 10 days of silence will blow your mind | false |
Donald trump jr. gets in a snit over accurate bbc headline about ronny jackson | false |
I say parched so everyone knows i'm thirsty and an asshole. | true |
How to tell if a friend is bridesmaid-worthy | false |
Why is peter pan on the no-fly list? whenever he boards a plane it neverlands | true |
Let me ax you something. - a very generous lumberjack and you're a racist. | true |
Remember the ultimate warrior? he quit wrestling because chuck norris wanted his nickname back. | true |
Is anyone here named jeff? jeff: yes geoff: yeos | true |
After math class, my friend fell off of a vertical cliff... i yelled y^y^y^y^y^y^! | true |
What food, when consumed by a female, causes a complete loss of desire? wedding cake. | true |
Home depot style guide fall 2012: it's all about warmth, color and holidays (photos) | false |
My dad finally said that i was funny. i asked him if he loved me. | true |
How to fall down stairs step 1 step 6 step 7,8,9,11 | true |
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? gifted | true |
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