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Craft of the day: use mason jars to create pretty votives | false |
Which shoes are the worst for your feet? (infographic) | false |
Why do terrorists hate wine? because there are too many zinfandel's. | true |
Chrissy teigen rumors of john legend's cheating are cleared by model herself | false |
I got my phd in scatology today. reading all of those youtube comments was a pain though. | true |
Obama is back from vacation and looking 💯 | false |
Stock prices sink as 'oil glut' rattles global markets | false |
How hp's disastrous deal blows a hole in consulting | false |
Orphaned orangutan's story shows why we need responsible palm oil policies | false |
Why do girls talk so much? they have four lips | true |
Mark ellis locked-in syndrome: father learns to talk again by copying baby daughter | false |
5 financial conversations to have before you get married | false |
Chuck norris has a roundhouse-kick app for his iphone 8.0 | true |
Jennifer garner recreates that oscars meme: 'what am i doing?' | false |
I love that tower in france i hear it's an eye full | true |
What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke? pizza jokes can't be topped! :d | true |
These 10 meals reveal one thing fast food restaurants still get wrong | false |
6 tips to stick to your new year's resolutions | false |
Why we don't know the size of the transgender population | false |
I'm not totally useless... i can be used as a bad example. | true |
Donald trump actually just ended his news conference by saying 'you're fired' | false |
Why was the robber so secure? he was a safe robber. | true |
5 things i wish others understood about my son with down syndrome | false |
Jpmorgan, blackrock tout climate bona fides while funding amazon oil drilling | false |
If an asian and a mexican have a baby..... would you call it an amasian? | true |
Dustin yellin is shredding $10,000 for the sake of art, and it's pretty damn beautiful | false |
Gay dads recall the journey to parenthood in heartwarming allstate ad | false |
Isla fisher thanks donald trump for showing that 'unqualified orange people can win things' | false |
New york martyr ruben tejada receives hero’s piggyback ride in return | false |
One of donald trump's california delegates is a white nationalist | false |
*air horn sound* *second airhorn sound* me: well this clearly isn't deodorant. | true |
What's a gay-bar pickup line? can i push your stool in? | true |
Less than 1 ounce of marijuana leads to arrests of more than 60 georgia partygoers | false |
See how miami's biggest zoo is preparing for hurricane irma | false |
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? fruit salad. | true |
It's cute how my family thinks i'm playing with fire and i'm just trying to cook them breakfast | true |
Mitch mcconnell caricatured and mocked obamacare's process. then he adopted it. | false |
More hospitals are accepting breast milk donations for babies who aren't getting enough | false |
Hello? yes, this is the chair store calling, are you sitting down? no? well | true |
I like my coffee like i like my girls without a penis | true |
Funny divorce photo: what happens when an ex is awarded half | false |
5 action steps to improve end-of-life care in your community | false |
Some numbers walk into an irish pub. 2 orders an irish car bomb. 1 says 2, please! | true |
Trump team moves to lift ban on 'extreme' hunting tactics in alaska | false |
What is a tampon's favorite food? scrambled egg | true |
Hope hicks, new white house communications director, used to be a child book cover model | false |
Mariska hargitay style evolution: from teen beauty queen to tv legend (photos) | false |
Report: 38% of us can't afford a financial emergency | false |
My hunger strike is for my family and the country i call home | false |
Every now and then you meet someone you wish you could unhinge your jaw for. *waiting patiently* | true |
Me: off to the concert with my friends wife: say hi to everyone for me this is exhausting | true |
Are rape jokes funny in this subreddit? i wouldn't want to do anything if you guys said no. | true |
I don't think i should get a brain transplant... but in the end i changed my mind. | true |
Lpt: never tell a sound technician how they are doing. they hate feedback. | true |
Why some young people combine smoking and drinking | false |
The usual suspects aim to spoil iran nuclear deal | false |
We had to let him go. he was only pulling 15 times his weight. - corporate ants. | true |
Run, don't walk, to final days of natvar bhavsar exhibit at tower49 gallery n.y.c. | false |
Restlessness or respectability? a spiritual freedom to be dangerous after ferguson | false |
You'll be shocked to see how kinky your state is: survey | false |
Conan trains with 'wonder woman' gal gadot and does not fare well | false |
What's the best defense against britney spears? brooke shields. | true |
My girlfriend said she liked the jewelry my grandmother wore so i bought her a life alert necklace | true |
Avalanche kills at least 50 in afghanistan, buries village in snow | false |
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge. | true |
Clever twin toddlers have mastered the art of crib hopping | false |
Kitson lawsuit threatened over xanax, vicodin & adderall apparel: report | false |
Abner mikva, presidential medal of freedom recipient and former congressman, dies | false |
This is what happens when women get elected | false |
What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry? a high turnover. | true |
Emo kids: you've seen one, you've seen the mall | true |
World's richest lose $194 billion in first trading week of 2016 | false |
What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? go for the juggler. | true |
My girlfriend started smoking so i slowed down and applied some lubricant. | true |
Boston marathon bombing victim halloween costume prompts online fury | false |
All the flight patterns across the north atlantic in a 2 minute clip | false |
Wife: i look fat. can you give me a compliment? husband: you have perfect eyesight. | true |
This sorority's pre-rush week beauty standards are pure madness | false |
Two shoes met and.. they had a converse-ation. | true |
When chuck norris finishes a joke ... it's called a roundhouse kick line. | true |
The abcs of ecosystem-based fisheries management -- part iii | false |
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if i know. | true |
Ponca tribe leader arrested at standing rock explains why the fight continues | false |
For the effects of voting, look to policy, not elections | false |
I yell 5 second rulewhen ever a girl sits on the ground. | true |
I've been taking my flintstones' vitamins daily, but i still can't start a car with my feet. | true |
Why i detest the belly button challenge, but couldn't resist trying it | false |
Menopause and estrogen: the women's health initiative (whi) 10 years later | false |
Snack ideas to wow the school crowd (photo) | false |
Big sean is teaching students around the country about careers in entertainment | false |
What's the fastest thing on land? stevie wonder's speedboat | true |
If donald trump was elected president... instead of saying you're fired. he'd say you're deported. | true |
Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? because at last he was in the noose. | true |
Donald trump deserves extra credit for calling clinton 'secretary,' says campaign | false |
Teen unemployment persists in summer 2012, as teens compete with adults for low-wage jobs | false |
Marriage advice: the 10 things i've learned after 10 years of marriage | false |
Are you teaching your daughter to be a mean girl? | false |
Saudi arabia allows girls to take physical education classes | false |
Bethenny frankel nearing divorce settlement with jason hoppy | false |
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail it was a picture of me | true |
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