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Jelly belly to introduce draft beer and chocolate covered tabasco flavored beans | false |
Ironically, seeing a picture of you flashing a peace sign makes me want to violently end your life. | true |
'get that monster out of the white house!' larry kramer electrifies gatherings in ny and fla. | false |
Why is perl jam's new lead singer fat free? they couldn't find a butter man! | true |
I could be a morning person. if morning started around noon. | true |
Why is one thousand million billion trillion so bad? it's very naughty | true |
Bank of america adds mobile check deposit to iphone app | false |
Dalai lama tells john oliver his special trick for getting people to stop drinking | false |
You don't hear about rowan atkinson much these days. it's probably because he's a has-*bean*. | true |
Acupuncture could ease joint pain from breast cancer treatment | false |
12 stunning photos of 'tiny dancers' caught in action | false |
The ismaili community upholds values, supporting education, health and development | false |
Taylor swift and nelly have a 'dilemma' in the hamptons | false |
Seth rogen announces dc comics' 'preacher' is coming to amc | false |
I like my coffee just how i like my slaves free. | true |
Bulk of chicano and latino populations critical of sen. rubio's run for presidency | false |
*follows dreams* ~dream doesn't follow back~ ~unfollows dream~ | true |
New 'fear the walking dead' clip will leave you wanting more | false |
Packers beat washington and advance to next round | false |
Soap addiction i used to be addicted to soap. but i'm clean now!! | true |
What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? you can't here a vitamin. | true |
Trump’s exclusion order can easily be made constitutional -- but it remains stupid | false |
How many potatoes does it take to kill an irish person? none | true |
All those political ads are very convincing. they convinced me to stop watching television. | true |
Why did the student study in an airplane? he wanted a higher education! | true |
How do you make an octopus laugh? by giving it ten tickles *badumts* | true |
Phyllo dough is like a buttery hug for your recipes (photos) | false |
What i wish i knew before i brought my baby home | false |
Sex is like maths.. add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray you dont multiply | true |
If you could have dinner with any person, living or dead what arby's would you go to? | true |
I just went to see a presentation by a very charismatic frog. he was riveting. | true |
Entertaining a crowd: budgeting tips, cooking ideas and more | false |
Senior identity theft is on the rise: how to protect yourself | false |
Is it cheating? tweeters offer their exceptions to cheating | false |
The fierce urgency of now : why we, too, are shaima alwadi | false |
Cops handcuff 11-year-old girl at gunpoint as she walks out of her home | false |
How about a scarf? - johnny depp's stylist every day. | true |
Truck dumps its enormous milk load all over the road | false |
My description of today's front page... beary funny!!!! http://i.imgur.com/en5msos.png | true |
If a restaurant can afford to advertise on national television, you should never eat there | true |
Right-wingers blast katy perry for daring to suggest unity | false |
What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? a fair cop. | true |
Thought about a giraffe accidentally getting it's own long neck in a knot and i jus started cryin | true |
Somebody stole my microsoft office... whoever did it will pay. you have my word. | true |
'black-ish' creator: i don't want to see 'forced diversity' in hollywood | false |
Bob dylan does first interview in years -- and it's with aarp | false |
First rule of *always right* club--no men allowed | true |
Im really good at coming up with jokes about planes. they always seem to take off. | true |
'a beautiful body' book project: jade beall, photographer, celebrates mothers' real bodies (photos) | false |
Teen who has autism shares how an ipad let his voice be heard | false |
What do you call 5 black people having sex in the 1800's? a threesome. | true |
What do you call a protein that has anger management issues? amino acid! | true |
Phoenix mom’s deportation may point toward trump immigration changes | false |
Once upon a time i tried to make a joke in a music class sadly, it fell flat. | true |
Why being a mom is the coolest job ever | false |
Are u crying? no i just have swag in my eye | true |
Spain issues arrest warrant for ousted catalan leader | false |
I saw a beaver movie last night. and it was the best dam movie i'd ever seen. | true |
Swine flu infected 1 in 5, death rate low, study shows | false |
I just ate a watch... ... it was time consuming. i'm thinking of going for seconds. | true |
What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common? they both like a tight seal. | true |
Deadly blast rocks wedding ceremony in turkey's gaziantep | false |
What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny? downvote it. | true |
Where do the good guys go? the friend zone... | true |
The senate and the house begin their debt limit dance | false |
I feel bad for the kids at sandy hook... they wanted books but instead they got magazines | true |
I'm still committed to the democratic party, but here's what i ask in return | false |
The speed at which you walk into the liquor store says a lot about you as a person. | true |
Why were the two homosexual melons protesting at city hall? because they cantaloupe | true |
Buck angel, 'the man with a vagina,' on the role sex plays in living authentically | false |
How this mom solved her child's sleep problem | false |
Did you hear jesus won all the swimming events? he walked it. | true |
We must be our own mothers and heal our wounds | false |
Trump reportedly wonders why ‘pretty korean lady’ isn’t handling north korea for him | false |
Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving? ...the steaks were too high. | true |
I tried to catch some fog... i mist. | true |
Sunday meal prep: turkey-free recipes to make for the week ahead | false |
The apple car will never succeed. it doesn't have windows. | true |
Why mother's day is so important to these lesbian moms | false |
How do mute people tell each others secrets? they put on mittens. | true |
Cooking off the cuff: maybe the best way to cook peas | false |
More than half of nonsurgical hospital patients get opioids | false |
I like my women as i like my sandwiches... ...no crust. | true |
Reddit has gone so dark that it just got shot in the back by a cop | true |
I like my coffee like i like my women... hot, dark and bitter. | true |
Behold the most realistic black hole simulation yet | false |
What do you call a pickled deer? dill doe :d | true |
Mitch mcconnell-backed super pac likely sitting out the alabama senate race | false |
What does a gay guy say when he can't remember? i faggot | true |
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? he became a vegetarian. | true |
What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs? bob | true |
Spent over an hour at the wife's grave this morning. bless her, she thinks i'm digging a pond. | true |
How to rotate the display of an art collection | false |
There is only one type of cake i don't like stomach ache | true |
What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat? grandpa. :( | true |
Alzheimer joke (not sure if repost.) i'll see myself out... | true |
A man asked hitler would you kill a jew for 8 pieces of gold? hitler said : nein. | true |
Why does kim jong un love books because he's the glorious reader | true |
Be the person your dog thinks you are | false |
What did one helmet say to the other i'll stay here, you go on a head | true |
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