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Adam schiff says there's 'more than circumstantial evidence' of trump ties to russia
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This adorable toddler is not impressed with father's day
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How the hell do you lose an election to rob ford?
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How to retire overseas in a paradise with year-round sunshine
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Don't tell anyone = tell 10 people you trust right?
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What has got two legs and bleeds? half a dog!
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If you’ve been having election nightmares, you’re not alone
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I love the f5 key. it s just so refreshing.
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Who was the worlds first capenter? eve, she made adam's banana stand.
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France opens its first supervised injection site for drug users
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A gay dad's restroom tips for lesbian or single moms
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Mom stop licking your finger to clean my face i'm in a gang now
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Kobe bryant divorce from vanessa bryant called off?
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Beijing, brazil, 7-1: awareness shift in soccer, society
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5 great personal training apps to help you get fit without a coach
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What is the cow's holiday greeting? mooooory christmas!
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Octavia spencer riffs on american mixup over black films on 'snl'
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What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder? polly
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Hillary clinton slams donald trump on abortion after scotus ruling
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A note about huffpost pollster's donald trump vs. hillary clinton chart
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Going to paris? here are three exhibits you'll want to see
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Jackson avenue heats up near the port of new orleans
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If pot gets legalized what's to stop someone who wants to smoke a horse
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I win all of my breakups by not getting fat.
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Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? nabro!!
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What do you call a militant whovian a **whooligan**
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Watch: friends dispute key allegation in rolling stone rape story
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House republicans seek $17 billion favor for banks in highway bill
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Why are lesbians bad cooks? because they always eat out...
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It’s not just conservatives upset about trumpcare. another gop faction is too.
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Man with first u.s. case of mers improving
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Fearless body image: lessons from the mermaid parade (photos, video)
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There's only one vampire on sesame street... at least, only one that counts.
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'tis the season to pull copious amounts of tinsel out of your dog's butthole.
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Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music? because it's logarythmic.
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If you don't walk sideways chanting 'crab people' when holding tongs, we can't be friends.
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5 times the sustainable food movement won big in 2016
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Inside 4 amazing european homes that can be all yours... for a few million (video)
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20 regional hot dogs in 90 seconds (video)
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6 east coast beaches for family getaways (photos)
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Helen keller just found out about lsd. she thinks it'll make her see things.
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Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
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Why i couldn't bring myself to have revenge sex
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Carrie fisher's last-ever 'star wars' scenes are staying just as they are
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I bought a smart tv it doesn't show trump
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It's been so long since i've gotten laid my sperm's starting to grow legs.
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How this 65-year-old is beginning a new chapter with parkinson's
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Step 1: buy a 3d printer. step 2: print a 3d printer. step 3: return the 3d printer.
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Style insiders and stars share some of their best holiday gifts ever
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Cops mourn the death of their littlest friend
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What kind of bee can't be understood ? a mumble bee !
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Report: k.c.'s pro stadiums put fans' health at risk with food
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Meet the feminist comedians who use rage and tears as their weapons
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This is the conservative machine that put neil gorsuch on the supreme court
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Elizabeth warren: donald trump's 'racist slurs' won't shut me up
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I paid $10 and got $20 worth of fishing supplies. it was a net gain.
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Hey dad, the airport called, if you don't turn down your tv, they're filing a complaint.
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New york may finally do something about its awful voting process
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Guys! i demand you stop making jokes about 9/11! its just plane wrong!
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Winter crafts for kids to keep 'em busy during boring snow days
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Following a tv series to its source in cornwall, england
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How my 4-year-old helped me create something extraordinary
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How to get into shape: 1. punch a bear 2. run. this is your life now
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What did the asshole doorman say to the dick patron? you aint slick enough to slip right in!
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My grandma warned that boys only want one thing from me. so i hid my playstation 3.
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Former top treasury official warns senators against iran sanctions bill
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Why did prince oxygen inherit the throne after the king died? because he was the rightful heir
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Gay syrian refugee reacts to watching trump and fox news
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I saw an ad for burial plots and i thought, that's the last thing i need.
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Nicole kidman joins instagram and uses first post to celebrate 'time's up'
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/r/jokes has the most original content on reddit! that's it.
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7 tips for celebrating the mother of the bride this mother's day and beyond
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What is a religious gorilla called? a monk-ey
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What's the same as an ocean rabbit? a c-hair!
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If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong ...
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Lpt: never buy anything made of velcro... it's a total rip-off.
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Dont do phone sex or you'll get hearing aids
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How yoga helped me love my bigger body
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How a broken taillight can be a death sentence in america
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Watch the moving lesbian storyline that got cut from 'love actually'
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Is it time to stop reading books by white men?
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Maria pinto kickstarter will relaunch beloved fashion brand (photos)
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Reid says mcconnell cares more about the kochs than his own senators
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Bode miller makes dumb comment about marriage slowing olympic skier
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I can't tell if i'm going bald... or if it's all in my head.
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What do you call an eskimo who's a peeping tom? itookalook
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I've decided to take some time off facebook so i can focus on work and, ok, i'm back
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Zig zag zen: buddhism and psychedelics edited by allan badiner: book review
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Went bass fishing the other day caught a subwoofer this big!
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I have a great hippa joke! but i can't tell you.
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Q: what did dahmer do when he finished his vegetables? a: he threw away their wheelchairs!
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The future of polar bears, in one photograph
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Voter suppression is the problem, not voter fraud
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*first date* him: you have a very defined jawline. me: thanks! i chew a lot.
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Gps guide: connie corley's imagines 'ocean magnificence' to relax and unwind
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You can fit fifty mexicans in a van but i can fit six million jews in my ashtray.
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Q: how do you catch an orange elephant? a: i don't know. i've never seen an orange elephant.
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What comes out of the mating of a donkey and a bunny? the bunny's eyes
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You know why russia is more productive? they're rushin'
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Bun b recruits jamie foxx, other celebs to host harvey relief telethon
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