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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? i don't know, and i don't care. | true |
I asked an atheist how do you view homosexuality? he replied mostly on pornhub | true |
A cleaning service of men who think a hot girl is coming over in 20 minutes. | true |
10 stunning homes with bridges that recall a childhood dream (photos) | false |
I hear most muslims are capitalists... they're always going on and on about some great profit. | true |
Man gets left side crushed in car accident. but don't worry he's all right now | true |
Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? al caprawn ! | true |
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? dam | true |
What did the black man get for his 18th birthday? your car. | true |
Sometimes you have to make a stand. not there though. you're blocking the tv. | true |
Michaels arts supply store warns of possible data breach | false |
Sleeping, shoeless toddler reveals the truth about ikea (photo) | false |
Retweet! retweet! yelled the german commander as we invaded normandy | true |
I tried coke once. and then for like another 3 years to make sure i didn't like it | true |
A mighty oak falls: a tribute to peter o'toole and his best films | false |
Brazil loves white chocolate, canada not so much | false |
Virtual reality contact lenses may exist by 2014 | false |
Tap dancing to patience: a shift in perspective | false |
Video released of florida state quarterback de'andre johnson allegedly punching woman in face | false |
Bill maher: ronald reagan was 'the original teabagger' (video) | false |
French guns for sale! never fired, dropped only once. | true |
Brittany kozerski, associate editor at marie claire, teaches us her zit-zapping technique | false |
School bus plunges off mountain road in india, killing at least 27 | false |
I'd completely forgotten i had a boomerang it just came back to me. | true |
Nurse: 'i am scared about how health care workers will be treated at airports' | false |
In memoriam of your summer fling, rosé (99 days old) | false |
Trump has 2 events this weekend -- and both benefit his businesses | false |
Icymi: why writers run and how to cope with terrorism anxiety | false |
From my 7 year old daughter: what do you call a girl shell? a she shell. | true |
What is the hamburglar's favorite david bowie song? rebel rebel! | true |
A husband and wife were found smothered in their bed... detectives called it the pillow case... | true |
I like my coffee served the same way like i like my women... a cup | true |
Republican debate was 'an embarrassment' for the gop, says fox news host chris wallace | false |
O'reilly indeed embellishing war reporting experience, says cbs colleague | false |
I want to debate! someone disagree with me! no. | true |
Here's a step by step guide to staircases *gives you a handrail* | true |
Nobody wants mitt romney to snag the gop nomination more than nancy pelosi | false |
My fruit business went into liquidation. i now sell smoothies. | true |
What did the tomato say to the mushroom? you're a fun guy | true |
Embracing fear in relationships -- and learning to use it as a tool | false |
Beer pop recipe to cool you down this summer (video) | false |
Maybe design women's clothes so the person wearing it can also zip it. | true |
I'll never forget the day i met you... ...but i'm trying. | true |
Is your dad retarded? because you're something special | true |
Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella. | true |
I like my coffee how i like my women warm | true |
Sometimes i miss my real friends and then i think, screw them, they don't even star my tweets. | true |
Her parents wanted her to date someone of her own ethnicity. but polly wanted a cracker. | true |
12 pieces of grandparenting advice for the clintons | false |
Thank you notes leads to a 90s band name-off between fallon & higgins | false |
If one more person asks me to do a summersault.... .......i swear i'm going to flip!!! | true |
Me: isn't there anything else you want to take? burglar: lady i told you i'm married | true |
The charter school charade offers rhetoric, not evidence | false |
I stopped a girl from getting raped last week it wasn't very hard. i just stopped chasing her. | true |
Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory? two test-tickles. | true |
Donald trump gets mocked after showing he really doesn’t know what the post office does | false |
I'll do a lot of things for money, but i draw the line at working... | true |
Why were there 600 mexicans at the alamo? they only had 2 cars. | true |
Still waiting on the harvey weinstein moment for america's wars | false |
How do you catch a unique cat? unique up on it. (im sorry) | true |
White high school football players accused of coat hanger assault on black, disabled teammate | false |
Knock knock who's there ! al ! al who ? al lied ! | true |
Twitter drags cnn host who implied indian-american spelling bee champ uses sanskrit | false |
What do you call a nun in a wheel-chair? virgin mobile! | true |
What do you call a sad boner? mourning wood | true |
New iphone to be unveiled by apple september 10th: report | false |
Joey chestnut sets new record at nathan’s hot dog eating contest | false |
The best ways to spend less when dining out | false |
Waitress saves falling coffee cup with astonishing reflexes | false |
My sister asked me if i was gay i couldn't give her a straight answer. | true |
It’s time to stop thinking about weight loss as a fairy tale ending | false |
Dorothy the dog and toto the cat are adopted together, learn there's no place like home | false |
Two gay penises walk by a bar one says to the other hey, wanna get shitfaced? | true |
The root causes behind many health problems may surprise you - nationaljournal.com | false |
Have you ever heard of that car with an engine made of wood? it wooden go. | true |
What does a pig put on his cut? oinkment | true |
I was an atheist until i found out i was a sex god. | true |
Potassium and oxygen went on a date. it was ok. | true |
What time does sean connery arrive at wimbledon? tennish | true |
How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis? you tell me. | true |
What's better than a gold medal at the paralympics? working legs. | true |
The masculine mystique: how are we going to make this happen? | false |
What is the difference between a duck? only one of them is syntactically incorrect. | true |
What einstein say when someone tried to take his beer? nein! mein stein!....sorry | true |
According to my current parking spot i'm a physician | true |
Anti-aging exercises to keep your senior pet active | false |
Pirate: prepare to be bored! other captain: don't you mean boarded? *pirate opens stamp collection* | true |
You look so young... what is your secret? i am fifteen. | true |
Trevor noah one-ups stephen colbert in battle for best trump mockery | false |
Total dick from future black friday shows off new time machine | false |
14 types of headaches and how to treat them | false |
Dinosaur joke what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalottapuss | true |
Got in a fight with my wife while camping... it was in tents. | true |
What do you call a pre-historical human who wanders around too much? a meanderthal | true |
Why procrastinate today when you can procrastinate tomorrow? | true |
Role of 'good' and 'bad' fats for heart health questioned in new study | false |
How did the handyman feel after going to the bar? he was hammered. | true |
My boyfriend: why are you so dramatic? me: (getting eaten by a lion) | true |
What do you do when you see a space man? park your car in it man. | true |
A little ad suggestion for durex we contain your orgasms! literally. | true |
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