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One way bernie sanders thinks he could stave off another financial crisis | false |
One day i'll make a cure for blindness. you'll see, you'll all see! | true |
Why do ants not go to church? because they are in sects! | true |
Newspaper's botched front page goes down in headline history | false |
Grey's anatomy's divorces: the good, the bad and what we learned | false |
Cooking off the cuff: twice-cooked pork, a vacation inspiration | false |
*goes to czechoslovakia to shop for a car with automatic braking system *czechs for abs | true |
What really happens when you're infected with measles, in one chart | false |
What's brown and sticky? a stick. what's brown and runny? usain bolt. | true |
He died doing what he loved, my now ex-wife | true |
How do you get an fat chick into bed? piece of cake. stolen from /u/no1reallycares' comment | true |
After ban, syrian refugee will get to attend the oscars for nominated documentary | false |
Why did kim jong un's father go to hospital? he was kim jong il | true |
Why you should definitely visit the grand canyon... well... it's just plain *gorge*-ous | true |
Stop wasting time on the details and commit to the fundamentals | false |
The people of pompeii... mannequin challenge champions since 79ad. | true |
I'm not racist i don't even separate my laundry | true |
Taste test: the best mint chocolate ice cream | false |
Trump's weirdly slurred speech causes #denturedonald to trend | false |
Manchester united dumped from fa cup by swansea city's wilfried bony (video/photos) | false |
What game do tornadoes like to play? -twister | true |
What is it called when a jewish woman ovulates? an eggsodus. | true |
I'm lactose intolerant, too. do the pills work for you? it's a crap shoot. | true |
Life is like a bowl of soup you only get blown if you're hot | true |
From 'fab' to 'brooklyn formal', the rise of quirky wedding dress codes | false |
Mansplaining hotline is a destination for dudes who need to explain things to women | false |
Why didn't the alcoholic become a lawyer? because he couldn't pass the bar | true |
Fda warns mylan over quality concerns at india facility | false |
All indians ask is for america to honor our treaties | false |
Why don't you starve in the desert? because of the sand which is there. | true |
Anita hill: fox should take back that $40 million from roger ailes | false |
How do you know if hippies have been in your house? they are still there. | true |
Ohh, no thanks. i have seen a baby before | true |
'craft wars' recap, season 1 episode 8: halloween-themed pillows and lawn decor (video, poll) | false |
How do you make a space party? -you planet | true |
Chimamanda ngozi adichie says the american left 'is creating its own decline' | false |
The questions we should be asking ourselves when we make school lunch | false |
This man sold everything he owned and walked across america to find his purpose | false |
Why don't women blink during foreplay? they don't have time. | true |
We should re-fi, so we can get some hi-fi and watch sci-fi on the wi-fi. | true |
What kind of bees make milk? boobies !!! i'm sorry, i'll let myself out. | true |
7 summer activities to keep you busy outdoors | false |
I once dated a girl with a wandering eye... ...but she was seeing somebody on the side. | true |
Republicans move to hide the gender pay gap | false |
Crazy man has sex with machine at laundromat and evades police nut screws washer and bolts | true |
Talking grievance and health care, an outsider kentucky dem found the inside track | false |
Atheists and satanists are all up in your nativity scenes this year | false |
What do you call a vegetable optometrist? a sea cucumber. | true |
Huffpost honor roll: a city's new program gives undocumented minors legal help | false |
I already won the lottery. i'm a white male born in the usa. | true |
Mizzou police arrest man suspected of threatening school | false |
What do you call a gullible indian? a naive american. literally just came up with this. | true |
Even more denmark: a gathering of chocolate and beer | false |
El regalo de mi madre -- my mother's gift | false |
They're looking for you. who is? these nuts | true |
Explore america: one of ohio's best kept secrets is wine | false |
Gay porn is so funny, i can't keep a straight face while watching it. | true |
Valentine's day card idea: i'm like good sushi... you can eat me raw. happy valentine's day! | true |
Trust is knowing you never have to look through their phone. | true |
How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room? he will tell you. | true |
Missing teen's father: 'there's no way' she ran away | false |
What does an english pimp do, after having tea and crumpets? tally hoes | true |
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? elephino. | true |
Did you hear about the carpenter with no legs? he was a handyman. | true |
Pope in africa criticizes fanaticism and corruption, makes appeal for refugees | false |
Cynthia nixon could be new york's first bisexual governor, and people are thrilled | false |
States receive grants to lower costs of ap tests | false |
A right-wing activist tried to infiltrate a democratic campaign. it didn't go well. | false |
Thousands of unionists march to keep scotland in the uk | false |
Trevor noah hilariously predicts how the los angeles 2028 olympics could go down | false |
Q: why should you never run in front of a bus? a: you will get tired. | true |
Trump picks 'dandruff' off emmanuel macron: 'we have to make him perfect' | false |
Jim gaffigan's new tv show is like if 'sex and the city' starred a comedian with five kids | false |
Is your dad's name craftsman? because you're a ratchet that's very easy to replace | true |
Maddow accuses clinton of 'casting aspersions' on bernie sanders' character | false |
What's the cheapest kind of meat? deer balls. because they are under a buck. | true |
How to stream the super bowl online for free in 2016 | false |
My math teacher called me average... how mean. | true |
Dr. joann's mental training workouts: positive visualization for world champs and for you | false |
Léa seydoux recalls being sexually harassed by harvey weinstein | false |
Riding with the mushers in the alaska iditarod, 'the last great race on earth' (slideshow) | false |
In light of wednesday in texas talk about a clock block. | true |
Kourtney kardashian thinks life without 'keeping up with the kardashians' would make her 'so happy' | false |
Can't bear to watch the election? the weather channel will offer an escape | false |
Mtv giving awards for music is the same as fox news giving an award for unbiased journalism. | true |
Jared fogle is going to prison. it looks as if his steady diet of footlongs will continue | true |
Did you hear about the mime murders? it was an unspeakable horror | true |
Obesity: an individualized approach doubles the success rate of weight loss therapy | false |
My eyes are down there! - large-breasted blind woman pointing to her service dog. | true |
What do you call someone who worships doritos? a chip monk. | true |
What's a bisexual person who can't find a partner? on standbi. | true |
If i had a cool name like al gore, i would make horror films. | true |
Didja hear that hershey's is bringing out a new lgbt candy-bar? they're callin it a lady bruce. | true |
Obama pokes fun at bill de blasio's 'cp time' joke | false |
Halsey on why posing in playboy doesn't diminish her feminism | false |
Here's why congressman blake farenthold resigned so abruptly | false |
Men are like roses. but watch out for the pricks. | true |
An interview with designer sue wong on her new edwardian romance collection | false |
If it was the well constructed tower of pisa, no one would give a shit. | true |
The man who invented clickbait has died. you'll never guess when his funeral is... | true |
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