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North korea shuts down donald trump's kim jong un proposal | false |
Have you ever noticed.... political promises are usually in one year and out the other? | true |
I was going to tell a voldemort joke.... but everyone already nose it. | true |
My wife says she is no longer buying junk food for the family because, everyone just eats it. | true |
What did the man say to the suffocating clown? you've got to be choking | true |
I bought a fancy new clock radio today. it cost me alarm and a leg. | true |
Who is the hottest female tennis player among the corns. anna **corn**ikova! | true |
What is the proper expression of gratitude when someone calls you a good listener? huh? | true |
Trump backs rudy giuliani's claim that no campaign money went to stormy daniels | false |
I've just started a band called 999 megabytes. we haven't done a gig yet. | true |
Vatican urges trump to change climate change position | false |
This is every meeting you've ever been in ... omg all of them | false |
Roger rees, 'cheers' and 'west wing' actor, dies at 71 | false |
He said/she said: when you're both work-from-home parents | false |
Pass the potatoes: 7 tested and perfected spud recipes | false |
Zombie lies about ferguson: debunked or not, right-wing talking heads won't let them die | false |
John oliver calls ‘turbo bulls**t’ on trump’s comey claims | false |
What's the difference between a joke and 100 dicks in your ass? you can't take a joke. | true |
Uk citizen sues hawaii police for allegedly depriving his gun rights | false |
Hi reddit, i'm a japanese pearl diver! ama. | true |
Some people are allergic to me. you know why? deez nuts. | true |
What did hellen keller not see when she fell? ..... the floor | true |
Here's how to watch 'a concert for charlottesville' | false |
Two millennials recreated 'annie hall' with a cast of senior actors | false |
Why do few black people have a phd? they have trouble getting past their masters. | true |
What did japan say when it heard the us had an atomic bomb? did you make that fermi? | true |
Media, stop using the phrase 'breaking news'. it's been broken for some time now. | true |
If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons? | true |
As health care repeal bill heads into ditch, trump complains about amazon | false |
You all need to stop with the gay jokes. cum on guys! | true |
Why did the duck go into rehab? because he was a quack head | true |
The cable guy said he'd be here sometime between 1:00 and april, 2016. | true |
See these teardrop tattoos? i got one for every time i cried in jail. | true |
How do you start a rave in ethiopia? you nail food to the ceiling | true |
Pleated pants are back in the game, ladies (photos) | false |
9 reasons to visit baltimore this spring (or anytime) | false |
Bob corker accuses wolf blitzer of 'having a great time' pressing him about tax bill vote | false |
Watch facebook's emojis tell you how they really feel about mark zuckerberg | false |
Utah lawmaker blames 'treehuggers' and 'rock-lickers' for wildfires | false |
Taylor swift's lawyers set to make opening statement in groping trial | false |
Apparently filling animals with helium is abuse, pfft whatever floats your goat, i guess. | true |
Isn't it ironic that to be popular on social networks, you have to sacrifice your social life. | true |
Tifu by eating my coworkers sandwich instead of mine. oops wrong sub. | true |
A cobbler was once elected the mayor of a small town. people thought he was a real shoe-in. | true |
Samantha bee’s spectacular takedown of trolls who went after seattle councilwomen | false |
Why we need to stop measuring success in six figures | false |
Doj defends planned parenthood against bobby jindal in court | false |
Why do nice guys always finish last? because their girlfriends always cum first. | true |
How yoga can help you find the right home swap | false |
Why can't you surf on microwaves? because they're too small. | true |
President obama reaffirms the potential of boys of color in powerful psa | false |
Arnold from 'hey arnold!' was the original hipster (photos) | false |
How do you hold your liqour? i hold mine by the ears. | true |
Yo mama so fat i can stand on her belly and high five jesus -merry xmas | true |
Holiday gifts for the traveler in your life | false |
Watch these christians end the holiday season with a splash | false |
What's snoop dogg's favorite time of day? tree o'clock! | true |
Technically everyone who's not a doctor is premed | true |
Why was the egyptian queen so grumpy? because, she was on her pyramid! | true |
Marketing problems? identify the grey areas for solutions | false |
What marcella hazan taught me about marriage (and incidentally, cooking) | false |
Preterm birth risk linked to phthalate exposure (study) | false |
I don't really know about the effects of nocturnal drinking i'm just taking a shot in the dark. | true |
To accomplish liberation, palestinian unity must be preserved | false |
Knock knock -who's there? ash -ash who? bless you.. p.s. kids love it | true |
What candy do you give your wife before you get married? pre-nup brittle. | true |
Senate eyes social security 'fugitives' to pay for highways | false |
What does a girl want more than anything in the world? nothing. she's fine. | true |
This awesome doctor is a real life doc mcstuffins | false |
Have you heard about the new club with the gloryholes? it's just a little hole in the wall. | true |
What do you call a preacher with an erection? a firm believer | true |
Last night i had a dream i was a muffler... and woke up exhausted | true |
I just found out my on-line girlfriend has a wooden leg. should i break it off? | true |
Q: why don't they know where mozart is buried? a: because he's haydn! | true |
What did the blonde medical student die from? an aneurysm. | true |
Tuesday's morning email: trump continues 'rigged election' rhetoric | false |
Who called it a dinosaur rap battle instead of a reptile diss function | true |
Donald trump met privately with network executives and anchors | false |
Why don't pedophiles ever win marathons? they're always coming in a little behind. | true |
Why did hitler cross the street? to get to the geno-side! | true |
What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo? a force of habit | true |
Knock knock who's there ! bing ! bing who ? bing down the house ! | true |
Why do politicians take laxatives? so they can speak more fluently | true |
Here's what is coming to hulu in april 2018 | false |
Hollywood screenwriter says depiction of gay men in films is 'horrible' | false |
Couple tattoos: husband inks cartoon of wife on bald spot (video) | false |
Huffpollster: hillary clinton holds the advantage in tightening race | false |
16 small ways to help the kids in your life in 2013 | false |
Jeff goldblum and wife welcome baby boy on independence day | false |
I hated sex ed at school. or 'sexy edward', to give him his full name. | true |
Why did the japanese funeral home have to turn away new business? they ran out of san storage | true |
Felicity jones rallies the rebels in latest 'rogue one' teaser | false |
The pregnancy penalty: how working women pay for having kids | false |
Knew a muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything we called him 9/12 | true |
'too much mother love': proving the necessity of nurture | false |
6 diverse children's cartoons (where the main character isn't necessarily white) | false |
Summer road trips: weekend getaways from 5 major u.s. cities (photos) | false |
You might want to cover up if you're going to qatar | false |
Loblolly pine tree sets new record for biggest genome ever sequenced (video) | false |
On a scale of 1 to osama bin ladin, how good was my hiding spot?? | true |
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