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Britons use 'game of thrones' and 'harry potter' to explain 'brexit' to americans | false |
Gabourey sidibe explains why she is a fan of 'empire' | false |
Here's why harry reid should love marijuana legalization | false |
What's long and hard on a black guy? first grade. | true |
Pitbull slays donald trump over his lewd comments about women | false |
Atlantic city votes to protect its water from chris christie | false |
Why did it take so long to legalize gay marriage? because their priorities weren't straight. | true |
A bomb went off in an ink factory... everyone dyed. | true |
I've been addicted to eating the thanksgiving leftovers... ...so i decided to quit cold turkey. | true |
A priest walks into a shoemakers shope... and says to the cobbler, help! my soles need heeling! | true |
This weekend is daylight savings time, which means the clock on my microwave will be right again. | true |
I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. he seemed like a decent feller. | true |
I downloaded the qur'an the other day.... if you like i'll burn you a copy :d | true |
Once called 'blubber,' kate winslet shares anti-bullying advice with kids | false |
What do you call it when you see a smart blonde a dream | true |
What is a stealth bomber's favourite banana in pajamas? b-2 | true |
Parenting 2.0: raising a compassionate, innovative citizen of the world, not the 'next steve jobs | false |
My wife's a biology teacher... this morning she asked how i wanted my eggs. i told her, ovariesy. | true |
Mirrored accessories are a trend for fall that we want to try now (photos) | false |
21 people found out today they won't die in prison | false |
Women in business q&a: denise g. tayloe co-founder, ceo & president, privo | false |
Who delivers pizza in the hood? popo john's | true |
What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut? 2-3 weeks tops. | true |
Should you save for retirement or for your kids' college? | false |
How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land? you sioux them. | true |
Simple & inexpensive tricks to make your home look sophisticated | false |
Apparently, having sex with a condom... is not as good as having sex with a person. | true |
There are 16 types of people in the world those who understand hexadecimal, and f the rest. | true |
Rep. mike coffman refuses interview with huffpost journalist, but he loves talk radio! | false |
What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him? get off me, homes! | true |
Stephen piscotty returns from bereavement to hit mom-tribute home run | false |
You call them cuss words... i call them sentence enhancers. | true |
Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses? ebay. | true |
Community and the death of my good friend, tersh murdoch | false |
How does a flower get pollinated? beez nuts! | true |
The major concern with the phone call with taiwan | false |
U.s. attorney preet bharara's warning sends chill through albany | false |
What do you call a jewish, german clergyman? jew das priest. | true |
I'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber. | true |
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? tentickles | true |
What is the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb? you can unscrew a lightbulb | true |
Where did the ghost go shopping? at the boo-tique | true |
Airplane passenger 'finds whole new way to be awful at 35,000 feet' | false |
What do you call the prequel to the purge? the binge | true |
James comey's book soars on best sellers list as donald trump attacks him on twitter | false |
I scream. you scream. we all scream. we're being chased by bears. life is a nightmare. | true |
Living from the heart: demoting your brain as ceo | false |
You're so fat and unfunny... that the only punchlines you have are stained on your shirt. | true |
How hurricane responders track people whose lives depend on power | false |
Your chances in vegas are better than you think. 1 out of 5 times you'll get an std. | true |
Bernie sanders wants to bring back your 40-hour workweek | false |
Is your last name stilton? *insert cheesy pickup line here...* | true |
Where do steers go to dance? to the meat ball! | true |
I really hate pretzels some would even say i'm anti-anne's | true |
Why did the whale cross the road? to get to the other tide. | true |
Therapy dog has an important message for bo and sunny obama | false |
Why did bin laden listen to eminem? he was an afghani-stan. | true |
Ever read hitler's 2nd book? it was called mein bad. | true |
I'm 20 years old, and my so is 9 months pregnant. | true |
Ashton kutcher hints charlie sheen may return to 'two and a half men' | false |
Few americans want to see the gop keep trying to repeal obamacare | false |
Overweight americans want to lose weight, aren't serious about doing so | false |
How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, it's a hardware problem | true |
What do you call a wolf that's aware of its surroundings? awarewolf | true |
Arizona can't ban mexican-american studies anymore, judge says | false |
I told him i like a big vocabulary and now he won't stop using 72pt font. | true |
Five books by black authors that should be made into movies | false |
I dropped my child off at his new classroom. now what should i do? | false |
Friend told me he buffed up without any protein shakes. no whey. | true |
Go ahead, judge me. wait, let me get my bat first. alright, i'm ready now. | true |
Why does bread not have eyebrows? because it's bread. | true |
The death of fake reality television, the birth of 'connected' | false |
Why are asians so smart? because they get alot of brain | true |
Why britain's spy chief says he wouldn't hire james bond | false |
Good pay is the best way to honor nursing assistants | false |
What not to do when picking out a wedding dress | false |
Do babies cry at night to prevent their parents from having more kids? | false |
Watch the documentary linking peyton manning, other nfl stars to a doping ring | false |
What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting? gee u knit! | true |
James corden inserts himself into kanye west’s ‘fade’ video for most awkward workout ever | false |
What's the worst smell in the world? an anchovie's cunt. | true |
What time do i get off? has an entirely different meaning when you work in the sex industry. | true |
Ophira eisenberg talks about having to breast pump before going onstage | false |
What do you call a sea creature that murders people? a serial kriller. | true |
Suspect in shooting at washington state mall captured: state police | false |
What is islam's oldest religious institution afraid of? | false |
Research: vehicular residency is the fastest growing demographic of homelessness | false |
The jerk store called? but, that jerk store burned down ten years ago... on this very night | true |
I once tried to overdose on viagra. it was the hardest time of my life.. | true |
Have you heard about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? he's all right now. | true |
It's not about hating trump: it's about regaining comity | false |
Fellas: make it a valentine's day she'll always remember by simply forgetting it. | true |
What street do you put a lesbian restaurant on? eater route | true |
Marc jacobs' louis vuitton exhibit party, pink dress close out paris fashion week (photos) | false |
Gop operative quits trump campaign just two weeks into the job | false |
Trump administration's rollback of clean power plan rolls over our economy, jobs | false |
Youtube shooter was 'upset' with company, police say | false |
Sleep position and personality: is there a tie? experts not so sure | false |
Bill maher's new rule for gop: admit george w. bush exists (video) | false |
'son of concorde' jet to fly from london to sydney in four hours | false |
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