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Republicans giving up house seats at a rate not seen in decades | false |
Water parks in north dakota: a huffington post travel guide | false |
What do you call a greek intellectual that only eats kimchee? an epikorean. | true |
Saxophonist michael blake pays homage to pres and hawk on tiddy boom | false |
Knock knock who's there ! bacon ! bacon who ? bacon a cake for your birthday ! | true |
Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? because he rode the range. | true |
Kate winslet marriage and 7 other celebs who married in secret | false |
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because he was dead! | true |
A roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says five beers please | true |
Trump adviser: 'screw' china if it doesn't like taiwan call | false |
It's crazy people freak out about ghosts but are totally fine with actual, horrible human beings. | true |
I didn't like my new haircut but then it grew on me | true |
What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms? tuna (2na). | true |
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? because dogs can't whistle. (x-post from r/dadjokes) | true |
What do you call an imaginary color? a pigment of your imagination. | true |
Denzel washington (not the actor) accused of choking aretha franklin (not the singer) | false |
Request: any greg giraldo jokes or is it still too soon? i think the world is ready. shoot! | true |
Studio 54 -- the era, the madness, the decadence | false |
Senate races flooded with never-before-seen sums of super pac cash | false |
This isn't a competition! -people who are losing | true |
What do people call their grandmother in india? naana | true |
People are like snowflakes: i can't talk to them. | true |
Ben carson calls on 'elderly' trump and clinton to release medical records | false |
New rumor suggests superman might die in 'batman v superman' | false |
What's one good thing about living in switzerland? well, the flag is a big plus. | true |
Could this be the year recovery finally comes to main street? | false |
George r.r. martin confirms 'winter' isn't coming before season 6 | false |
Tom ford needs a reality check, according to these tom ford quotes (quotes, photos) | false |
I overclocked my computer processor this morning... the time advanced by one hour. | true |
Bindi irwin shares adorable video with boyfriend chandler powell on instagram | false |
I went to see my doctor to get my prostate checked. he gave me the thumbs up. | true |
How much semen does a gay guy have? a butt load. | true |
Just gave a homeless man $5 because i know what it's like to be sober. | true |
Why does my computer keep saying hello? it's a dell. | true |
Eyebrows have been getting lower and 'more masculine' for the past 60 years: study | false |
Q: why are all blacks fast? a: the slow ones are in jail. | true |
Katherine heigl campaigns to complete 'jenny's wedding,' her new movie about gay marriage | false |
Why do women find it so difficult to put themselves first? | false |
Emily blunt, 'looper' star, on comic-con and 'true nerd' joseph gordon-levitt | false |
Workplace discrimination against transgender individuals: it's time for enda | false |
How do you call... ...a girl that only dates men who own expensive cars? porschetitute. | true |
Do you know what my grandmother would be doing today if she was alive scratching at her coffin | true |
I hate what you've done with the place. | true |
German cardinal makes impassioned plea for migrants from a refugee boat | false |
If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane. | true |
What does captain kirk wear to the fitness center? jim shorts. | true |
Porn is getting worse and worse by day (it's sick) even 5 yr olds are shaving their pussies. | true |
Right wing steamed over pope's climate change encyclical | false |
Uber escalates war with regulators over self-driving cars | false |
Fifth third bank will have most expensive overdraft fees | false |
Fat women are like hydrogen single and abundant | true |
'he looks just like you' is my favorite way to tell someone that their baby is ugly. | true |
What do little pigs want to be when they grow up? garbage collectors. | true |
Contrary to popular belief, america is not a democracy, it is a chucktatorship. | true |
Lady gaga wedding dress: pop star tries on wedding gown with friends (photos) | false |
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels | true |
What do you call it when plants bang? floral sex. | true |
You can't out wit a jew but... you can auschwitz him | true |
Whats the square root of 69? ate something | true |
How republicans could cut food stamps this year | false |
What do you call a star wars fan in an attic? annakin frank | true |
I wish airplanes flapped their wings and shit on cars | true |
Little boy blames lipstick scribble on batman, and it's hard not to believe him | false |
What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza a pizza can feed a family of four | true |
I like donald trump how i like destiny overhyped and without a campaign. | true |
Baltimore ravens go low carb baltimore ravens go low carb and cut rice. (i will see myself out) | true |
Blind man walks into a bar... ...bartender asks if he likes his beer light or dark. | true |
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? because of its silent p | true |
Kids get governor to increase penalties for animal abuse. this is how government should work | false |
There's a new starbucks opening down the street. i wonder what it will be like. | true |
What i've learned about being a real dad | false |
You never get a second chance to make a first impression... ...and so i bite. | true |
How do inmates pay for things in prison? with concurrency, of course. | true |
What do you call a pepper on a string that comes back to you? a jalapenyo-yo | true |
My wife is addicted to goji berries but i wish she was addicted to something cheaper like cocaine. | true |
Meet the greeks on both sides of sunday's referendum | false |
Guy pens his own cheeky obituary: 'i’m gone!' | false |
Don't hate the playa', hate the white girl who says playa'. | true |
'the lion king' gave us the only breakup advice we'll ever need (photo) | false |
I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night. i wanted it to be special | true |
I was kidnapped by a pack of mimes.... they performed unspeakable acts on me. ..!! | true |
Burger king has made a froot loops shake -- because cereal is everything | false |
Lebron james should have a gaming channel it would be called lebron games. | true |
Model denise bidot shares an inspiring open letter to her daughter | false |
Furniture made in america: highlighting harden furniture in mcconnellsville, new york (photos) | false |
What did the number 1 say to (pi)? let's get rational you can't carry on like this! | true |
Mayan apocalypse 2012: what would your last meal be? | false |
What does the fate of 'enlisted' say about network comedies today? | false |
Classroom aesthetics: not the art of teaching - teaching as art | false |
Scott walker says he doesn't know if obama is a christian | false |
What do you get, if you cross a bad joke with a rhetorical question? ... | true |
School bus accidents in the news: are your children safe? | false |
Supreme court declines obamacare challenge brought by anti-gay crusader | false |
Why doesn't santa have any children? he only comes once a year and that's down the chimney. | true |
Cyclone debbie slams into australia, knocking out power to thousands | false |
Goodnight moon, you albino m&m looking space-pebble garbage piece of shit | true |
About 700 migrants rescued off coast of libya | false |
Popular infant sound machines may be hazardous to babies' hearing, study says | false |
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? frostbite. | true |
How to borrow money to buy a car (even if you have no credit history) | false |
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