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House ethics committee drops republican over taxpayer-funded harassment settlement | false |
I was in a secret relationship with my abuser | false |
Air canada flight 854 diverted after man allegedly throws water at crew, makes threats | false |
I lost 100 pounds with this simple trick i gave it to charity | true |
What do you call a masturbating cow? beef strokin off | true |
17 secrets to success from people who've found it | false |
I hate jokes that leaves you hanging. they | true |
Knock knock who's there ! anya ! anya who ? anya best behavior ! | true |
What do donald trump's toupee and a thong have in common? they both barely cover the asshole! | true |
Huffington this week: mindfulness meets the bottom line | false |
Kylie jenner channels pin-up glam in new photo from high fashion shoot | false |
Fyi: the .gif file format is pronounced jiff i know because i joogled it. | true |
You'll cry-laugh at this mom's post about her kid catching her having sex | false |
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. ;) | true |
The time is now to take action to save the lives of millions of mothers and children | false |
Best plus size models: who is dominating the industry right now (photos) | false |
Racism & rainbows: how neo-nazis are flirting with the lgbt community | false |
Actor tom sizemore denies groping 11-year-old in 2003 | false |
10 reasons we need a dog to run for president | false |
Mercury retrograde: 8 great things that can happen to you now! | false |
Big pharma just bet $10 billion on a cancer drug startup. here's why. | false |
Watch how to cover up that embarrassing sunburn | false |
Iowa senator doesn’t want anyone forcing soldiers to eat vegetables | false |
I accidentally sent my essay to a 3d printer it came out as a pile of shit. | true |
New details emerge from day of michael brown's shooting | false |
Giving culture to our kids: reflections during black history month | false |
If farting under the covers is a dutch oven... is doing it in the shower a german oven? | true |
How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb? she says, daddy, i want a new apartment. | true |
How guys wake up in the morning brain: oh f*ck. body: don't get up. dick: this is spartaa!!! | true |
Huffpollster: the one thing americans can agree on is that they’re divided | false |
Smokey the bear is the narc version of yogi bear. | true |
Convicted for protesting jeff sessions is no laughing matter | false |
Yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell | true |
Holiday sex is the best sex ever..... that was the hardest postcard from my wife to read! | true |
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? can you smell carrots? | true |
Nothing makes me feel less like you really do wish me the best than signing your emails best,. | true |
This missy elliott lyric from 2002 shakes the internet | false |
Top 9 signs you might be an overprotective mom | false |
The key to connecting to your authentic self | false |
Donald trump says he's 'troubled' by oklahoma police shooting | false |
The rose petal scene from american beauty, but just me naked and covered in candy wrappers. | true |
Disney's d23 expo: richard m. sherman & alan menken - together again... for the first time! | false |
Son: dad! my lsd is missing! dad: we have bigger problems son, there's a dragon in the kitchen. | true |
Why aren't snowmen called snow women? because they're in the kitchen melting. | true |
My grandad has the heart of a lion... ...and a lifetime ban from the edinburgh zoo | true |
I'm rubber. you're glue. he's glitter. she's decoupage. welcome to our crafting gang. | true |
Here's my bruce jenner joke i made a joke | true |
My wife made me into millionaire. i was a multi-millionaire before we met. | true |
The awesome reason these moms are purposely building their family with older kids | false |
Bombing of syrian bus convoy kills scores outside aleppo | false |
Barber: would you like a hot towel? me: buddy, i don't objectify towels | true |
I don't think i could date a deaf person... i couldn't take the silent treatment! | true |
Flying high: 26 pounds of weed falls from sky, destroys dog house | false |
Can a drug that fights parasites also help with autism? | false |
Why wanting to be rich is a form of mental illness | false |
How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb? allah them | true |
Chuck norris did in fact, build rome in a day. | true |
Why are some chillies nosy? they're jalapeno business | true |
I'm growing my prostate to raise awareness for moustache cancer. | true |
Rhubarb recipe showdown: send us your best recipes | false |
Irish mother with twins hilariously spoofs beyoncé’s baby photo | false |
What is a pirate's favorite fast food joint? aaaaarby | true |
Johnny depp's head made a cameo on last night's 'walking dead' | false |
If trump is the answer.... how stupid is the question? | true |
What do you call a thug australian mammal? a gang-aroo | true |
A japanese man once tried to fake his own death. his family didn't bereave him. | true |
Where do psychics go to dance? the crystal ball | true |
Is there a shorter word for monosyllabic? credit: stephen wright | true |
In st. mortiz, a five-star resort sets the stage for winter sports and relaxation | false |
Freedom caucus votes for $17 billion in government payments to banks | false |
If you want big tips... ...circumcise an elephant. | true |
Trump says he'll give to charity for royal wedding, but we'll see | false |
I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery now i don't know what he looks like. | true |
Journalism failed in 2000. let's not do it again. | false |
Act like a lady think like a man most importantly, talk in irrelevant cliches. | true |
I don't think it's nice to make fun of schizophrenics. and neither do i. | true |
What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl? in sink! | true |
Republicans swear they will keep trying to repeal obamacare | false |
What would you call martin luther king jr if he was white? alive. | true |
My dentist bumped into my orthodontist. i'm sure it was acci*dental*. | true |
I have the dance moves of a dog with mittens on its paws. | true |
Jim jordan and the (not so) subtle influence of the house freedom caucus | false |
A towel walks into a bar... he orders a drink, and says i'll have it dry. | true |
Dj fined for playing 'f**k tha police' while cops cleared out bar | false |
Ryan reynolds perfectly trolls 'avengers' by revealing why he's not in the film | false |
A critical 'ahs: freak show' script has been stolen | false |
Trump accuser on stormy daniels: 'i have more respect for her than our president' | false |
Why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him | true |
Will nasa's new squishy 'super ball bot' be next to 'dance' on saturn's moon? (video) | false |
Brazilian boy who dreams of becoming a garbage collector gets the surprise of a lifetime | false |
It's been 20 years. how well do you remember 'clueless'? | false |
It's autism awareness day just letting you all know | true |
Breastfeeding at work, or somebody feed that baby! | false |
What's the difference between you and a calendar? a calendar has dates. | true |
I like my women how i like my file systems. fat and 32 | true |
What do you call an extraterrestrial from melbourne? an australien. | true |
The jerusalem artichoke (or sunchoke) is the fugly vegetable you should be eating | false |
Jussie smollett, tituss burgess and more back mtv's push to end gay abuse in chechnya | false |
I moisturize my hands with ky gel... ...that way everybody gets a warm welcome. | true |
How did burger king get dairy queen pregnant? he forgot to wrap his whopper! | true |
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