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Got involved in an alcohol-related pyramid scheme... what a champaign. | true |
What did little billy get when he stumbled upon r/twoxchromosome? cancer. | true |
Why do proctologists like facebook? it's another chance to look up old friends. | true |
'inside the nba' tried to talk e-sports and everything went to hell | false |
What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car? pork and beans | true |
Appeals court strikes down florida law banning doctors from asking patients about guns | false |
China deports 20 foreign tourists for watching 'extremist' videos | false |
The kochs' dark money reaches all the way to nra, religious groups | false |
Income inequality is bad for all children’s health | false |
My son was four when he came up with this: knock knock who's there? hulk. hulk w.../hulk smash!! | true |
What to do if it feels like you are running out of time on your sat/act test prep | false |
Elizabeth warren reams gop: 'the system is rigged' against americans | false |
How do we become strong and confident within? | false |
Have you seen the clown that hides from ugly people? i thought not... | true |
Why does donald trump close his eyes during sex? so he can imagine he's masturbating. | true |
Original corny joke who leads the corn into battle? the kernal! bahahahaha | true |
Why are indians the best pizza makers? because they always do the kneedful. | true |
Cameron todd willingham exoneration was written but never filed by texas judge | false |
Western towns try to stop hungry bears from causing havoc | false |
What do you call a woman leaving an abortion clinic? dead on the inside... | true |
What are you doing at 3 p.m. on monday? | false |
How many mexicans does it take to build a holy shit they're done! | true |
Samsung to halt global sales, exchanges of galaxy note 7 | false |
You're just 5 minutes away from being anxiety-free (watch) | false |
How a sanitary pad project in india benefits both girls' education and the environment | false |
What does a prostitute ask a man with his mouthful? come again? | true |
What did the french baker ghost said? boo! langerieeee! | true |
What's black and white and red all over? a nun falling down the stairs. | true |
What do you call a jewish baby in the womb? a bun in the oven. | true |
Trump changed his burger order to make it a little healthier | false |
Easy tips to extend the lifespan of your home appliances | false |
Hillary clinton has her own 3 a.m. tweets for donald trump | false |
New evidence could overturn adnan syed’s conviction, says attorney | false |
How is star trek like toilet paper? it circles uranus looking for klingons. | true |
Kourtney kardashian totally understands the petite clothes thing | false |
Huffpost stress-less challenge, day 11: exercise tricks to help you de-stress | false |
Chrissy teigen shares another topless photo after instagram removes nsfw pic | false |
Last year i joined a support group for antisocial people. we haven't met yet. | true |
*makes typo* *deletes tweet* *deletes twitter* *deletes life* | true |
You'll see santa's butt on a lot of ugly christmas sweaters this year | false |
What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped from prison? a small medium at large. | true |
My girlfriend has parkinson's disease. and the hand jobs are amazing! | true |
Don't psh me, coca cola i just opened. | true |
Joan rivers brands jennifer lawrence 'arrogant' after 'fashion police' diss | false |
What did obama say when he proposed to michelle? i don't wanna be obama self | true |
Cnn's fourth of july tweets are obviously directed at one person | false |
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? she blew them both. | true |
Millions in yemen will die unless saudi aid blockade is lifted, un warns | false |
Have a nice day at the plant! -wife caterpillar to husband caterpillar in the morning | true |
8 parents share the best advice they've gotten from their kids | false |
What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? he blasts off: | true |
How do you break up with your girlfriend? www.ashleymadison.com | true |
Baylor rape victim hires same lawyer as jameis winston accuser | false |
Here's why solo female travel is still a big deal | false |
What kind of poker do stoner cows play? high steaks | true |
10 painless ways to change your messy, messy habits | false |
Thanksgiving with the blonde in the brown jacket | false |
Artists share images of peace and solidarity after paris attacks | false |
What do you call a pessimistic black man? niggative. | true |
Demi lovato proves denim chaps can be red carpet worthy | false |
Lonely second graders what do you call a second grader with no friends? a sandy hook survivor | true |
Hillary clinton and ‘scandal’ president play a game of heads up | false |
This is me trying to take on motherhood | false |
Sanitation workers save kittens from trash, get dubbed 'sexiest dudes ever' | false |
Supreme court rejects obama's drive to cut mercury emissions from power plants | false |
Theater: nathan lane and matthew broderick kings of comedy! again!; wonderfully 'curious' | false |
I heard they were going to fine bad drivers $100 on the spot. that's bit sexist, isn't it? | true |
Apple security flaw could allow hackers to intercept emails | false |
A&e is making a show about the ku klux klan called 'generation kkk' | false |
Lena heady goes dark and dramatic for the 2014 emmys | false |
Rare video captures wild sea otter giving birth | false |
4 tips for better (and less biased) interview questions | false |
This week in world war i, may 30-june 5, 1915 | false |
Bird strike pilots in a cockpit of a380: -damn! birdstrike!! -no!! it was a fokker 50!! | true |
What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures? imgrrrrrrr | true |
Only 1 percent of black voters support donald trump | false |
Public opinion on the confederate flag and the civil war | false |
Phone call to my dad feat. my mom yelling things at me in the background | true |
I would make a sodium and hydrogen joke but... the fine bros own the rights to it :( | true |
Drinking english beer is like having sex on a boat fucking close to water | true |
Greasy... q: why are you so fat? a: from eating your mom's greasy pussy. | true |
I wish my girlfriend would stop confusing my chivalry for chauvinism... pssh... fucking women. | true |
Que tipo de oso es muy desconocido? el misterioso! i'll see myself out now... | true |
Your gut bacteria does more than you might think | false |
Humans are constantly amazing me; like how vegan is a thing but hibernation isn't? wtf. | true |
Kim kardashian wants to know what happened to sandra bland | false |
News for peace advocates: aipac crushed in house trade vote | false |
How to tell your friend she isn't a bridesmaid | false |
Savory bourbon recipes give us another way to enjoy whiskey (photos) | false |
Paralyzed man moves fingers thanks to chip implanted in his brain | false |
Undocumented mom with brain tumor to get third bond hearing | false |
Why do i like sweet potatoes? cuz they're yammy!!! | true |
Do cannibals try to eat gymnasts... for a more balanced diet? | true |
Watch: rivals brawl, players ejected after 'cheap shot' on quarterback | false |
What was princess diana's favorite thing about the xbox 360? the dashboard. | true |
See beauty. let it fill you. live it. | false |
Thousands rally at anti-trump 'not my presidents day' events | false |
Beware of things on which we all agree | false |
Iggy azalea: 'most of you have done nothing' with your life | false |
Meatloaf collapses on stage... ...due to dehydration. changing name to beef jerky. | true |
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