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What do you call a sexy muslim a ji-hottie! | true |
'the future of africa is at stake': leaders plead for more ebola aid | false |
What is a jew's least favorite animal ? a dolphin | true |
How do olympics matter in our everyday lives? | false |
It's a joke. what type of bagel can fly? a plain bagel. | true |
Stephen colbert burns donald trump jr. with one simple question | false |
Best coast slams human trash heap chris brown for rape-y lyrics | false |
Resort fees explained: how to spot (and avoid) them on your next trip | false |
Where does peter pan like to eat out? wendy's. | true |
Youtubers discuss abusive relationships in the queer female community | false |
What's the definition of a will? come on, it's a dead giveaway! | true |
Atheist asks marco rubio whether he's running to be 'pastor-in-chief' | false |
Mom battling breast cancer welcomes baby boy in stunning birth photos | false |
New law bans sale of specific cough medicine to minors | false |
What did the book say to the librarian? can i take you out? | true |
An open letter to those who work in the travel industry | false |
5 ways to make your words more powerful | false |
Why don't black people go on cruise ships? they aren't gonna fall for that one again. | true |
I was a mary kay salesgirl (and barely broke even) | false |
For what person do all men take off their hats? the barber. | true |
This suave lizard has the solution to all your relationship problems (photo) | false |
Exactly when in american history did americans stop having british accents? | true |
Is it just me or is solipsism just a load of rubbish? | true |
Mariah carey's fans are freaking out over her ‘invisible chair’ | false |
What do you call an arrogant robber? a condescending condescending | true |
Fact: a childless person coined the phrase sleep like a baby. | true |
Women in shorts (maybe) cause car crash in 1937 (photo) | false |
I still remember my grandfathers last words to me stop shaking the ladder, you little shit! | true |
'daily show' announces first guests with new host trevor noah | false |
How to have a hawaii vacation like the obamas | false |
Cooking off the cuff: stuffed baked potatoes without the gooey cheese | false |
What do the letters d.n.a stand for? national dyslexics association. | true |
I have a pretty good memory.. i'd say its about a 9/11. i never forget | true |
Why do black people only have nightmares? because the one that had a dream got shot! | true |
Mcdonald's says its packaging will be 100 percent green by 2025 | false |
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist... | true |
Things you can't touch: 1. happines 2. the easter bunny 3. your wife's sister 4. this | true |
I smell sex and candy. i hate being willy wonka's roomate. | true |
The nintendo 64 turned 18 last month which means you can now legally blow the cartridges | true |
Whats a frogs favorite type of metal joining practice? a rivet | true |
I once fell in love with an encyclopedia. i was completely in-fact-uated. | true |
Accountant behind envelope flub removed from oscars after damaging new photos surface | false |
Ryerson university students take on the city in style | false |
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. i don't know why. | true |
Do you like apples? how bout i fuck you in the ass, how'd you like them apples! | true |
So fabio is endorsing a new line of fleshlights they're calling them i can't believe it's not butt. | true |
What's the difference between r/politics and r/sandersforpresident? the url. | true |
Don't have phone sex... ...you might get hearing aids. | true |
What is a fat kids' favourite sounding instrument at school? the dinner bell. | true |
What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail? a man holding an aardvark. | true |
Coal power in a ‘death spiral’ in europe, where more than half of plants lose money | false |
Presidents' day: 12 quotes to honor our country's leaders | false |
Do old men wear boxers or briefs? depends. | true |
Why did michael jackson go to macy's? he heard boys' pants were half off. | true |
World's atmospheric co2 spiked to a record last year: un | false |
What 5 days of wind and freezing temps along lake ontario can do | false |
I like my tea like i like my women.... plain, dark and bitter! | true |
No debate here: apple pie at core of 'dough for obama' | false |
Starbucks is getting priced out of nyc neighborhoods | false |
I'm having car trouble. i can't afford to put gas in it. | true |
'warm neptune' exoplanet atmosphere consists of hydrogen, helium, water vapor | false |
Last time i wore my celery costume out in public i was arrested for stalking. | true |
Billy mays is in heaven now... billy mays is up in heaven partying like it's $19.99. | true |
How to rebuild your self esteem after divorce | false |
Ann curry is the voice of reason in the megyn kelly-jane fonda feud | false |
What do you call a mentally retarded chef? a slow cooker | true |
President trump is less unpopular than he's been in a while | false |
Til that skydiving... ...without a parachute, is a once in a lifetime experience. | true |
Why did mr. pibb go see dr. pepper at rehab? because he was addicted to coke. | true |
When is the earliest time of day nintendo fans play games? the wii hours of the morning. | true |
You are what you eat? you are what you repeat | false |
365 invocations to create an extraordinary life, week 4 | false |
30 people walk into a bar this is the worst game of limbo i've ever seen | true |
My wife says i have a short attention spanish is a beautiful language isn't it? | true |
Nutritional anxieties: from the fear of bad nutrients to the scarcity of health-enhancing nutrients | false |
Merriam-webster tweets about 'doggos,' gets flooded with 'good boys and girls' | false |
What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the bible? when jesus cleared the temple. | true |
Marchesa's georgina chapman talks pregnancy, bridal gown design process | false |
Meghan trainor claps back at anti-marriage equality campaign | false |
Breast cancer vaccine being developed at cleveland clinic spin-off shield biotech | false |
New yorker cover proves the election has made news unbearable | false |
What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? oggggh (gagging noise) | true |
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? he wanted to see a butterfly. | true |
Donald trump’s cabinet is on track to be the least experienced in modern history | false |
George bush got stuck in concrete. that sets a bad precedent. | true |
What did the sushi say to the bee? wasabi. | true |
What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it? it chips. | true |
Using my toes to pick something up makes it hard to go to church on sunday. | true |
If the tongue is a muscle i want your pussy to be my gym | true |
Hillary clinton says putin played a role in her election loss: reports | false |
Kim kardashian dons a daring white dress to her birthday bash | false |
Love is blind, only marriage opens your eyes. | true |
Mcconnell claims to have 'shocking' video proving grimes is lying. he doesn't. | false |
Russian plane broke up at high altitude, official says | false |
What do you call a deer with no eyes? no idea | true |
Trump lawyer attended doj meeting on confidential fbi informant | false |
Why go back to work after the baby | false |
Oh great, your smartphone is making you physically weaker | false |
What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? nsfw a brunette with bad breath. | true |
If two vegans are arguing with each other... ...would it still be considered beef? | true |
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