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5 ways texas' draconian abortion laws actively hurt women | false |
A chinese kid was born before the due date. parents named him: sudden lee. | true |
What do you call a group of prison bull-dykes? ellen degenerates | true |
What is heavy forward but not backward? **ton** | true |
How did people know patrick stewart was crying? because he bawled. | true |
Lawyers really aren't so bad, it's just ninety-nine percent of lawyers that make the rest look bad. | true |
This former judge just became alabama's first black female district attorney | false |
Here's why you must convince your loved one to quit smoking | false |
The $83,000 finger: insurance may not protect you from large medical bills | false |
Black sabbath's '13': veteran rockers top british album chart | false |
A man's ears were exposed to a high frequency sound... he said it hertz. | true |
What do you do if you find a trumpet growing in your scottish garden? you root it ooot! | true |
Why i'm doing ivf on live tv: one woman's fertility journey | false |
Some people ask for a kleenex when they sneeze, chuck norris asks for a body bag. | true |
What's a pirates favorite letter? them: r you: no, its the c!!!! | true |
Some cocaine addicts get very glossy skin. it's the charlie sheen | true |
All men are idiots...and i married their king. | true |
I didn't know angels could fly so low. | true |
What is the only inedible part of a vegetable? the wheelchair | true |
Puerto rican youth fight for their home as congress prepares to act | false |
Self-described 'so-called judge' rips orange county sheriff who trump called 'legendary' | false |
Moody's eu credit rating outlook changed to negative | false |
Hey, sean bean, it's either shaun baun or seen been. you can't have it both ways. | true |
What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance? jihad me at hello. | true |
This online ad for a dresser is bitter in the best way possible (photo) | false |
Indianapolis colts' edwin jackson killed by suspected drunk driver | false |
My favorite joke from tonight's debate you have 2 minutes | true |
What it means to be a ‘dream director’ at one of d.c.’s struggling schools | false |
How pirates and hackers worked together to steal millions of dollars in diamonds | false |
Mum why am i getting my christmas present in august? because its cheaper than chemo. | true |
How does rudy giuliani count to 10? he doesn't; he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times. | true |
What happens when you are banned on a muslim server? you are turbanned | true |
10 calming quotes to read if the debate has you stressed out | false |
Hundreds of young russians arrested en masse at nationwide protests | false |
Back to school: where up-and-coming black politicos went to school | false |
What do you call a black guy surrounded by a bunch of white guys? the allman brothers. | true |
My money is on myspace to take the gold in the downhill competition. | true |
Aa milne: ok rabbit, we'll call you rabbit. piglet, you can be piglet bear: wow, real original aam: | true |
I gave all my batteries away free of charge. | true |
Man's too busy yelling at traffic to notice tornado spinning by him | false |
Take a deep breath and build a coalition to confront isis | false |
Lamar odom suffered a dozen strokes... tiger woods is jealous of his low stroke count. | true |
I think maybe the key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a tv commercial. | true |
Celine dion performs emotional tribute at the billboard music awards | false |
Androxal: drug that treats low testosterone levels hits main goals of key study | false |
Buzzfeed's 'try guys' tackle immigration and the results are emotional | false |
Photos: these ladies wowed at the 2014 met gala | false |
The 14 most popular trader joe's products of 2016 | false |
'snl' mocks cnn's 'the situation room with wolf blitzer,' desperate petraeus coverage (video) | false |
Why can't a porn star sneak up on anyone? because everyone sees them coming | true |
Was the nintendo hungry? nah, it 8 a byte earlier. | true |
Ben carson wants to make sure poor people aren't too comfortable | false |
How much poutine was left after the hockey game? nunavet | true |
How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character? ten. | true |
A woman's heart is just as dumb as a guy's dick. | true |
The one company elon musk wants to keep independent | false |
Trump officials may be privately 'upset,' but they're still working for him | false |
Know thine enemy: 10 of the worst anti-lgbt moments of the week, june 2 - june 8 | false |
What is big, black, and very long? a black hole | true |
President hollande to france's jews: 'your place is here' | false |
*points to wrist* this is my fitbit. *points to rest of body* this is my fatbit. | true |
Vtech hack leaves millions of parents -- and their kids -- exposed | false |
Abdella ahmad tounisi, u.s. teenager, arrested over alleged al qaeda links | false |
Bernie sanders on donald trump: 'this guy is a fraud' | false |
Gop congressman claims tanning tax unfairly targets women | false |
The black death was the best disease. any attempts to replicate it are just plague-iarism. | true |
What did one gay sperm say to the other??? wanna get shit faced?! | true |
Even celebs have lost their souls to pumpkin spice lattes | false |
If two rap artists adopted a child... would it be named lil jon wayne? | true |
Why it's worth learning to manage your face | false |
Things you wish your 3-year-old had not attempted to do by himself | false |
I've always wondered why people love jokes about giant air conditioners... i'm not a big fan... | true |
How do you fit four gays on one stool? flip it upside-down. (sorry in advance) | true |
Why we don't need to parent like the french (with one exception) | false |
How many prostitutes can you kill before the fbi gets involved? asking for a friend. | true |
(nsfw) what do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? full. | true |
If you want to catch a bus you have to *think* like a bus. | true |
Stormy daniels plans to donate nda money to planned parenthood | false |
After a dump, i like my poophole clean as a whistle i'm very anal about it. | true |
I wish i was black i'll never be the first anything now. | true |
Man robs nail salon, but gets manicure first | false |
A court case pregnant with advice and counsel | false |
Theresa may sums up a sobering reality about u.s. gun laws | false |
They're playing earth, wind and fire. i was not prepared to party this hard at home depot. | true |
What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield? it didn't matter, they were all ears | true |
Sarabeth's pushing 70 with no signs of letting up | false |
Oh, what? sorry. i was trying to imagine you with a personality. | true |
The most wonderful time of the year? when the holidays aren't so jolly | false |
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? so they aren't mistaken for feminists. | true |
Trump voter fraud panel does little to dispel controversy in first meeting | false |
Politicians honor mlk day while working against the rights he fought for | false |
Did you hear about the stupid wizard? he couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful. | true |
The budget cuts disarming the environmental fight in massachusetts | false |
Gorge de coaticook park is a real-life fairytale, thanks to hundreds of lights | false |
I bet usher shows everyone to their seats at his concerts. | true |
If you visit the president of russia..... ......be sure to putin a good word for me. | true |
Black lives matter protesters in chicago plan to boycott black friday | false |
'snl' has hillary clinton channel 'love actually' to sway an elector | false |
I can't wear preppy clothes... i'm lacoste intolerant. | true |
Victor joseph espinoza, 425-pound gang member, allegedly tried to kidnap boy: police (video, photo) | false |
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