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What was sonic's diet advice to mario? gotta go fast | true |
I have the opposite of a photographic memory i have a potatographic memory. | true |
Cb2 recalls 'lucky beggar wallet' and issues an apology for offensive item (photo, poll) | false |
There are three ways to spread news telegram, television and tellawoman. | true |
What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him? get bent! | true |
I suppose you have to live somewhere. - a more accurate motto for the state of utah. | true |
Florida's first black state attorney 'violated no laws' when cops pulled her over | false |
Melania trump's aide slams 'fake news' amid rumored icy reaction to stormy daniels report | false |
Lets all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name fire place | true |
Daniela iraschko-stolz, gay austrian ski jumper, says russia's 'propaganda' law fuss is exaggerated | false |
This subreddit is literally full of ellen pao right now. here's what i have to say about it | true |
What do you call a masturbating cow? beef strockin' off | true |
California ag threatens to fine businesses that spill worker info to immigration | false |
What came first, internet porn or clear all search history? | true |
Why does helen keller wear tight jeans? so people can read her lips. | true |
Almost 80 percent of latinos elected to state legislatures are democrats | false |
Most anti-pow candidate in history embraced by pro-pow rally | false |
Debunking the many myths americans believe about iran | false |
What's the pope's least favorite human bone? the blasphemur. | true |
That time kendall jenner got a pony for christmas | false |
Ellen degeneres x-pertly roasts the hell out of the iphone x | false |
Chris christie weight comments: 5 presidents over 200 pounds | false |
Wwii female pilot flies favorite fighter plane 70 years later | false |
On human rights, wendy's isn't old fashioned -- just outdated | false |
Upstate new york: good food is a small town value | false |
Tim tebow swings at first minor league pitch, and hits a homer | false |
Whenever i'm done with peeing, i like to sing shake it off when i'm done. | true |
Harry reid says donald trump is a racist, and reporters should say so | false |
Almost 9 million people enroll in obamacare, despite trump's sabotage attempts | false |
Serena williams smacks down novak djokovic and his sexist drivel | false |
What did the 3 holes in the ground say? well, well, well | true |
Alexandra loew discusses her unique approach to interior design (photos) | false |
This beautiful drag magazine is providing a comprehensive guide to 'realness' | false |
During love scenes in a wes anderson movie, the sound effects guy rubs a baguette against corduroy. | true |
Grambling state's band outshines blowout in cal's home opener | false |
Trump refugee order dashes hopes of iraqis who helped the u.s. | false |
What do you call a man doing laundry? non-existent | true |
Who in the catholic church becomes extremely angry around communists? the papal bull. | true |
Army-navy game included a marriage proposal as colin joy popped the question (photos) | false |
10 educational shows that parents don't hate watching with their children | false |
People with felonies, criminal records and gang affiliation are our friends and family | false |
Gay teen athlete used weightlifting to keep from killing himself | false |
What is the most searched porn on the ginger-bread man's computer? crumbshots | true |
You call them natural disasters. i call them destructive criticism. | true |
Taylor swift fan instantly tears up over concert ticket surprise | false |
How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? she can fit into your wife's clothes | true |
What do you call a drunken asshole? alcohole. | true |
How is liam neeson and an ionic bond alike? they are always having something get taken. | true |
World bank sets 'expiration date' for extreme poverty | false |
My 16: how come when my friends come over you're suddenly the nicest mom in the world? | true |
Billy ray harris, homeless man who returned diamond ring, gets a new home! (video) | false |
Who's the biggest slut ever? mrs. pacman--for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls till she died. | true |
#neverthelessshepersisted: rev. jennifer butler and the power of nonviolent resistance today | false |
Norovirus outbreak at winter olympics prompts military response | false |
What do you call a dog underwater? a sub woofer. | true |
9 times international mcdonald's schooled us with their superior menu items | false |
Mother's day pledge: let's end the mommy wars | false |
What does mozart put on his front lawn? metrognomes | true |
Best & worst beauty of the week: kiernan shipka, january jones, selena gomez & more (photos) | false |
Dare to be 100: google's hot new app immortality | false |
Why i correct other people's kids on the playground | false |
Artist merges genders with her late lover as ultimate artistic collaboration (nsfw) | false |
Unhealthy beauty trends: a few to avoid in 2013 | false |
Going to church doesn't necessarily make you a nice person... it does, however, make you sleepy. | true |
What does lenny (of mice and men) do during foreplay? heavy petting. | true |
5 ways to become your authentic self today | false |
Trump's vote fraud panel won't give voter information to homeland security | false |
Men dream of mars, women dream of venus: how men and women dream differently | false |
What do you think mozart is doing right now? decomposing. | true |
They say it's rude to ask a women's age... so what's your weight? | true |
Did you guys know the majority is always right? except slavery | true |
Chris wallace stands up to donald trump, won't let him phone in | false |
Stress could undermine emotion control strategies, study suggests | false |
A floating log cabin that combines tiny home living and lake house luxury (photos) | false |
Russia's attitude towards the west is sometimes... off-putin. | true |
Bernie sanders backs bill that would undo a gun law he voted for | false |
Sex tied to better brain power in older age | false |
How did the sheep get a nobel prize? it was out standing in its field! | true |
What's the best part of having sex with twenty-six year olds? there's 20 of them! | true |
How to avoid the hazards of bridesmaid dress shopping | false |
Kid, are you a nuclear reactor? because you're having a meltdown. | true |
My parents never taught me how to be humble or modest i'm just naturally incredible at it. | true |
Littlefoot walks into a petting zoo.. he's trying to find ducky. | true |
Him: you'll always be the one that got away. me: escaped. him: what? me: i said thanks. | true |
My friend was putting lipstick on her forehead she said she was trying to make-up her mind | true |
.@tonyhawk will you kick flip over my coffin at my funeral? need to know by friday. | true |
Qatar may have 'bought' the world cup, but can it pay for it? | false |
Spunky! here's your first look at the 'rocko's modern life' tv movie | false |
Why doesn't jesus eat m&m's? because of the holes in his hands. | true |
Closet to cash for a cause: 3 ways to be a socially conscious fashion junkie | false |
Did you hear about disney's new tick tock crock ride? it's killer. | true |
Last night i had a horrible nightmare about gloria gaynor. at first i was afraid; i was petrified. | true |
The presidential candidates seriously don't seem to care about our food supply | false |
Warren sapp, nfl star, surrenders gorgeous florida mansion (photos) | false |
New 'hunger games: catching fire' international trailer asks 'would you like to be in a real war?' | false |
Say 'beer can' in a british accent. i just taught you to say 'bacon' in a jamaican accent. | true |
Q: what time is bedtime at neverland ranch? a: when the big hand touches the little hand. | true |
What did the frog with the speech impediment say? thibbit | true |
Older people don't really have 'good' and 'bad' days for memory, study finds | false |
Friend: you know that country song that goes- me: no. | true |
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