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What is the favorite scientific unit of the french? rpm ( revolutions per minute ) | true |
Keith olbermann: donald trump's travel ban is the 'greatest possible gift to isis' | false |
Testing 8 common ways to get rid of ants (photos) | false |
Repeat after me: it doesn't matter how big the problem is, posting it on facebook won't solve it. | true |
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. | true |
Trump referenced the wrong korea at media dinner: report | false |
Fruit basket stephen king and richard bachman are sharing a fruit basket. which one noms de plum? | true |
How do we know pineapple makes semen taste better? word of mouth | true |
What do you call an immigrant without green card that can't see illegally blind | true |
Trump attacks senator who confirmed 'shithole countries' comment | false |
Why has ten been flirting with seven? because she heard that seven eight nine's pussy. | true |
'the daily show' mourns the trump administration casualties of 2017 | false |
Eulogy for richard sheffield (mentor to congressman steven r. rothman | false |
Trump administration hires official accused of sexually assaulting students | false |
No one really expected the avatar porn it kinda just came out of the blue | true |
What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? roost beef! | true |
How does santa claus take pictures? with his north pole-aroid. | true |
What's the opposite of adele? amac or bb-mac (you pick which one's funnier) | true |
Been told i'm a pretty awful human being. i stopped listening after he said i was pretty. | true |
Anthony scaramucci's wife filed for divorce while pregnant, reports say | false |
It's been more than 100 days since the worst environmental disaster since the bp oil spill | false |
Energy drinks tied to brain injuries in teens | false |
Hurricane irma has already hit millions of americans | false |
Shark attack: 'been there, done that, and i survived' | false |
Today is full of possibilities and i have a strong feeling none of them are mine. | true |
What do you call a 15 year old korean prostitute sum-yung ho | true |
Ryan reynolds receives the best comment from taylor swift for his 40th birthday | false |
When making small talk at a tweet-up, avoid using the word fungus. | true |
Taylor swift and tom hiddleston have reportedly broken up after months of annoying everybody | false |
Meriam ibrahim -- strict religious law has no place in a truly free society | false |
What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy? i'm out, urine. | true |
Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his pizza? he ate it before it was cool. | true |
I assert dominance over millennials by responding to their texts with phone calls. | true |
Google data reveals most-searched health issues of 2013 | false |
Pittsburgh's back, thanks to people who pulled their city up | false |
10 room dividers for both large and small spaces | false |
Why i don't hold a grudge against gwyneth paltrow | false |
10 tools for parents that should have been invented already | false |
Surgical tech in needle-swap scandal at swedish medical center has hiv | false |
Hoping to get till death do us part reduced to a 15 year sentence and time served. | true |
Don't lie, you looked at the eclipse just like donald trump did | false |
An immigration officer asks a drunk man if he's hungarian he says yep, but my name's not arian | true |
Don't give karma whores a butter joke... ...they might spread it | true |
Why you'll no longer find the word 'skinny' on lauren conrad's site | false |
'ebola would not be what it is today' if proper health systems existed, expert says | false |
Even after being attacked, london imam responds to violence with peace | false |
Trump family history: donald, fred, and the ku klux klan | false |
Democratic presidential candidates celebrate historic supreme court same-sex marriage ruling | false |
A health care call to action for men: is there an app for that? | false |
What does johnny depp yell when a tree falls in the forest? timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton~! | true |
Michelle dockery's emmy dress 2013 is a stunning prada number (photos) | false |
How does a ethiopian show that they are rich? they wear a rolex watch around their waist. | true |
The week in arts & culture: brad pitt, giant rainbows & women in bubbles (photos) | false |
The new black friday means lines but less frenzy at kmart, sears | false |
Trump rallies gun owners with fiery anti-clinton speech | false |
I'd say 6:30 is the best time on a clock. hands down. | true |
Women are just like an oven before you stick any cake batter in them, you have to preheat. | true |
What kind of dog can tell time? a clockshund! | true |
Ike barinholtz loves that his 'mindy project' character is 'such a loser' | false |
For children with the most common malignant brain tumor, new reason for hope | false |
How to get your inner workaholic to take a break | false |
Instead of going to college, just read a pile of books and barely do your laundry. same thing. | true |
So my girlfriend thinks i'm stalking her. well, she's not a my girlfriend but she will be soon. | true |
What does a chihuahua play basketball with? a tennis ball! | true |
I don't think any of us would have made it to a life boat on titanic. | true |
Trump supporters consume and share the most fake news, oxford study finds | false |
What do you call that useless skin around the penis? a man.... | true |
Top 3 situations that require witnesses:1) crimes2) accidents 3) marriagesneed i say more? | true |
Here's why rupaul is 'fine' with straight culture stealing from gay culture | false |
Znga: zynga stock drops on weak pivot to mobile; loss of casual gamers turns serious | false |
O'malley's lips sealed on final blog: heart month -- day 28 | false |
You won't like me when i take my estrogen pill. -bruce jenner | true |
Why three counties that loved the death penalty have almost stopped pursuing it | false |
I really want to know: what can i do for parents who are afraid of vaccines? | false |
Come with me if you want to live - great movie line, bad thing to say during sex | true |
Ummmm... -rope, while being tied into a noose | true |
What's similar between a black man and a bicycle? they both stop working when the chain comes off. | true |
Abc's hit new show dancing with some cars cancelled after two episodes, 43 deaths and 70 injuries | true |
After 1am you can sit back and relax because the bad decisions pretty much make themselves. | true |
Whats the difference between a jew and harry potter? harry can escape the chamber. | true |
It's terrible waking up with regret. perhaps if she changed her name i'd feel better. | true |
Messi's four goals vs osasuna lift barcelona to 5-1 win (video) | false |
Chew your way to losing more body fat | false |
Kentucky's new gop governor kicks off obamacare shake-up | false |
Retired police officers applaud arrest in sc shooting of unarmed black man | false |
Do crossfitters and other athletes benefit from weightlifting shoes? | false |
What do you call an introspective monk? a deep friar. | true |
Knock knock who's there ! bettina ! bettina who ? bettina minute you'll open this door ! | true |
What do you say when comforting a grammar nazi? there...their...they're.. | true |
'backpack kid' upstaged katy perry on 'snl' and mesmerized the internet | false |
What cheese is the most religious? swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y) | true |
New ad proves d.c. football can survive without 'redskins' name | false |
What did the cannibal say when he was full? i couldn't eat another mortal. | true |
Leo traynor, irish writer, learns his internet stalker is very close to home | false |
Senate gop fast-tracks bill to defund planned parenthood | false |
World running out of time to stop global warming, un report says | false |
With congress on break, zika funding runs out this month | false |
What's the opposite to christopher reeve? christopher walken! | true |
Dinefresh, us airways' new premium meal option, launches on international flights | false |
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift. but i couldn't find a manual. | true |
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