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I bought a new book today called x-ray vision for beginners.' i'm having a look through it now. | true |
What was the favorite food of the thrifty italian who loved contractions? a pasta free. | true |
What do you call a lazy lizard? a procrastigator. | true |
7 odd things that happen to your body when it's cold outside | false |
These djs made a song by collaborating with a random pizza guy | false |
There are two types of guys. those who eat pussy and those who lie they don't eat pussy. | true |
I would lose weight ... but i hate losing ... | true |
Kanye west and john legend talk trump at chrissy teigen's baby shower | false |
Riding trans-siberian rails into the great white (photos) | false |
Former governor tried to live on the minimum wage for a week, ran out of baloney | false |
Our top story today after a disappointing summer humpty dumpty has a great fall | true |
How do you cure a polish heroin addict? give him a plastic spoon | true |
But do you know what 6.9 is? a good thing screwed up by a period. | true |
Bachelor 'robert mueller' can't commit to trump collusion in heartbreaking 'snl' | false |
Inmates on the run after using clothes to rappel from california jail | false |
Never bring a dildo to a knife fight. | true |
Do you know what's funnier than 24? *25* | true |
I have a fear of two-letter words i get scared just thinking about it | true |
A short and a long joke * joke * joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke | true |
High school seniors who enlist get higher education of a different sort | false |
I broke my new ukelele the other day... but i didn't fret it. | true |
Beyonce, vanessa williams, alicia keys and more: the week's best style moments (photos) | false |
Where do stoners keep their money? in a joint account | true |
What's the most useless thing ever? anne frank's drum kit. | true |
Artist captures striking portraits of refugee children trump would turn away | false |
7 questions about the recent oil price slump | false |
Political snoozes: why a working mom just can't stay awake this election season | false |
The 3 seasons of texas! summer, cold summer, & football. | true |
A 'happy' mom's confession: i'm not so nice at home | false |
11 ways to involve employees in creating company culture | false |
*writes with my squad under a picture of me and several cats | true |
How do you fit 500 jews in a smart car? put them in the ash tray | true |
Autism is not to be feared... fear is | false |
Taylor swift magazine covers not selling strongly on newsstands | false |
How does a lawyer name their kids? bill and sue | true |
How to get your kids out the door | false |
An asian with an std he can't cure is herpress. | true |
How do you know ancient egyptians were black? because they never dig up daddies. | true |
Old shelter dogs celebrate the 'gift of golden years' in stunning photo series | false |
Is your mum black ? cause she has a massive dick. | true |
Navy will soon be able to launch surprise drone attacks from the deep sea | false |
Xo jane it happened to me: my first crush joined the austrian nazi party by liesl von trapp | false |
18-year-old confesses to molesting 'upwards of 50 children' in california: police | false |
The democrats' best good-cop/bad-cop duo: obama and warren | false |
Since everyone is writing a poem, please don't read mine | true |
I love being a pessimist. i'm either always right or pleasantly surprised. | true |
Why do men want to marry a virgin? to avoid criticism and comparison. | true |
What does r/the_donald call its rule list? the maga carta | true |
How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater? with a tuna. | true |
Yelp reviews: can you trust them? some firms game the system | false |
State trooper accused of raping woman gets just 6 months in jail | false |
What do hip pigs call their ladies? fine swine. | true |
Mcdonald's has been secretly testing fresh beef for months now | false |
Let's make this house party... a *home* party. | true |
Samsung galaxy s7 slogan: rethink what a phone can do. to be fair, they didn't disappoint. | true |
What's at the end of moby dick? a whale of a time! | true |
Sarah palin photos of son stepping on dog trigger online outrage | false |
Tupperware: when you want to throw out your food some other day. | true |
Someone just named a commercial service kgb? i would've gone with abu ghraib. | true |
I don't have a sense of entitlement... but i deserve one. | true |
Did you hear about the mechanic who accidentally punctured the wheels of his car? he retired. | true |
North korean submarine accidentally destroys another north korean submarine woops, wrong sub | true |
Ferguson fights for justice beyond mike brown's death | false |
What your divorce attorney won't tell you about marital debt | false |
Cardi b defends fiance's offensive 'queer' lyric but misses the point | false |
Huffpost headline quiz: may 19 to may 25 | false |
Met a hooker who said she'd do anything for $5 so i banged her. | true |
What do you call a flying jew? smoke. | true |
Lyme disease: the perfect storm is headed our way | false |
As it turns out, harder is a horrible safe word. | true |
Trump blamed the visa lottery for a terrorist attack. but ending it wouldn't end terrorism. | false |
Why didn't the antelope like to go on the rollercoaster because he is anti loops | true |
Q. why do men die before their wives? a. they want to. | true |
The beautiful way people are remembering chapel hill shooting victims this year | false |
Noah cyrus makes her late-night debut belting out 'make me (cry)' | false |
Father/hood ... and she lived happily ever after | false |
Whats the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my cock up your mom's ass | true |
What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ? this is no joke. | true |
What do you call a mexican with a fake toe roberto | true |
Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree? it was taped. | true |
A man walks into a zoo... but there is only a dog. it's a shih tzu. | true |
What was whitney houston's favorite type of coordination? haaaaaand eeeeeeeyyyyyeeeee!!!!! | true |
I was going to tell a pizza joke but... it was too cheesy! hahahahaha | true |
I like jokes. today good joke is i am a joke . | true |
What did the boots say to the cowboy? you ride -- i'll go on foot. | true |
I was out shopping today; guess who asked about you?! nobody. | true |
Don't forget to cut me off so you can be the first person to the red light. | true |
Q: what has four legs and several fins? a: a happy bear! | true |
First impressions of our future health: thoughts from tedmed 2012 | false |
Who is the oppostite of cristopher walken? christopher reeve | true |
With no time to lose, bernie sanders is running ahead of schedule | false |
Trump could seal bipartisan deal on banning 'bump stocks' — if he chose | false |
Laverne cox makes history as cosmopolitan's first transgender cover girl | false |
Taste test: ranking the best grocery store mac and cheese | false |
How do we know jesus wasn't a virgin? because he got nailed three times. | true |
Courteney cox looks positively smitten with boyfriend johnny mcdaid | false |
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, i can't bake for my man | false |
Virginia republican channels donald trump in new campaign tone | false |
Where do baby cows go to eat lunch? at the calf-eteria. | true |
East meets west: white wedding gowns for south asian brides | false |
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