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This chinese burger chain is ready to take on the u.s. | false |
How complete strangers rallied to help fulfill a single dad's request | false |
Assad hugs troops in rare appearance on syria's front line | false |
What does it mean that most children's books are still about white boys? | false |
The mt. everest of pettiness: gov. rick scott, 'fan-gate' and the farce of fairness | false |
Somebody please tell ugly girls with opinions that nobody is listening. | true |
Michelle williams gives the kookiest performance of her career in 'i feel pretty' | false |
Lessons from a box of goldfish (even the whole grain kind) | false |
Living by the ocean is good for your health, expert says | false |
Bush on damage control with jewish donors as rubio and cruz close in | false |
Top silicon valley venture capitalist defends colonialism in india | false |
The bitches love me because i'm well spoken, intelligent and would never disrespect them and shit. | true |
Rinkins report: keys to building valuable business relationships | false |
I find pleasure in the little things... ...said the pedofile to the court. | true |
I tried to watch the meteor shower last night i got called a pervert | true |
I'm not hungry but i'm going to eat these oreos because they're there. americans. | true |
Jason isbell gets ready to serve up that 'nashville sound' | false |
Richard simmons disappeared from the public 2 years ago. where has he gone? | false |
Lollapalooza bound? what to eat, shop, and do in chicago | false |
If you don't have company or a package coming, don't answer the doorbell. you're nobody's bitch. | true |
They tried to combine a networked hard drive with a device that brewed drinks... it was nas-tea | true |
Hillary clinton's hard choices show who she really is | false |
Politico speeds up management transition as co-founder jim vandehei nears exit | false |
How many suhhh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, it's already lit fam | true |
The one model who should become your role model | false |
Bill maher ridicules donald trump over his feud with kim jong un | false |
Donald trump and mike pence fall off a boat, neither of them can swim, who survives? america | true |
What the hell is minecraft? hitler's lesser known, second, book about his love of knitting. | true |
Vegetable consumption linked with lower risk for estrogen receptor-negative breast cancer | false |
50 years ago you had to get really fucking drunk to drop your phone in a urinal. | true |
What do religion and a penis have in common? wave it in someone's face and they'll get mad! | true |
What did the duck say to the bartender put it on my bill | true |
Huffpost fashion editor michelle persad goes to paris fashion week (photos) | false |
Remember all those hair-ties and bobby pins you lost? well, i found all 5,000 while moving. | true |
Watch: arianna on 'real time with bill maher' | false |
How one tiny vermont college is taking on big agriculture | false |
Court says texas can continue to enforce voter id law for now | false |
The eyes are the window to the soul which is why i'm throwing pebbles at your face. | true |
Spacex dragon capsule cleared to dock with iss on sunday & visible in southern night sky | false |
Dad why do your penis look so different from mine? because mine is hard. | true |
Diet tip: eat all your meals in front of a industrial fan | true |
Spring break: what families can do in popular spring break locales (photos) | false |
My friend said they didn't want to die abroad... but i thought they already were one? | true |
How do you spot a blind guy at a nude beach? it isn't hard | true |
Why levi's is giving away its trade secrets | false |
We're definitely going shopping after seeing the items on this week's cheap celeb finds | false |
Taliban airways we make sure your flight is a blast. | true |
Gif: rg3 still doesn't know how to protect himself | false |
Battleship island, creepy abandoned society in japan, offers public tours | false |
Michelle obama has the perfect solution for wearing painful shoes | false |
All the liberals want to move to canada... what's wrong with mexico, you racist fucks? | true |
How i spiced up my sex life by losing the underwear | false |
Life outside the comfort zone: 10 lessons in 12 months | false |
What is moist, smells great, and is for dinner tonight? my poop | true |
Google is pressing feds to get driverless cars on the road | false |
Now watch this amazing tv reporter whip, watch him nae nae | false |
Why does dr. pepper come in a bottle? for the 23rd flavor. | true |
A man pushed his wife off a building... i guess you could say they fell apart! | true |
'snl' ridicules hollywood white-washing with fake jay z movie | false |
What is a 6.9? a great thing, ruined by a period | true |
What's al-qaeda's favorite american football team? the new york jets. | true |
Katy perry's middle-school friend surprises her on tv, shares some priceless memories | false |
What did the homeless person say to the gay job interviewer when asked for his address? no home-o. | true |
Keybank agrees to forgive student loans of christopher bryski, dead rutgers student | false |
Low-income students are vulnerable in a shifting college access landscape | false |
Astoria, oregon: where everything old is new again | false |
Powerball lottery jackpot: does it pay to buy into the frenzy? | false |
What's green and bad for your eyes? an alligator. | true |
Til ~10,000 people quit smoking every year by dying. i'll ^show ^^myself ^^^out | true |
What's pink and covered in cobwebs madeline mccanns bike | true |
Doug's dozen: 12 patriotic quotes for a donald trump speech | false |
Oh, my, god. becky, look at her butt! doctor please she is coding! now is not the time! | true |
Having a baby is a great way to be happy -- but so is not having one | false |
Why the decrease in unions and defined benefit retirement plans hurts us all | false |
The dust bowl: ken burns featured at the national youth summit (video) | false |
The dumbest joke i've ever heard. donald trump | true |
Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe? bed | true |
Coping with divorce: the times you feel like you just got punched | false |
Meet the colachos, men who jump over babies during feast of corpus christi | false |
R/jokes should have an allergy warning cauition: may contain reposts | true |
These 5 companies are trying to spark a parental leave revolution | false |
How does moses make tea he brews it.. | true |
Guys my calendar is really sick.. i think its days are numbered. | true |
Hear about the 2 mexican firemen? jose and josb | true |
This parody is for every parent whose kid hated taking pics with santa | false |
My neighbor is a micro biologist. i've never seen him. | true |
If crunch berries aren't considered fresh fruit i don't think this diet is going to work out. | true |
When is a school paper not a school paper? when it's turned into the teacher. | true |
I've hated dentists way before they started killing lions. | true |
Nobody gets to tell my sons what it means to be a man | false |
Why did the green bean go to jail? he was disturbing the peas. | true |
Joie lamar talks new creative book honoring pulse nightclub 49 (audio) | false |
The milk in my fridge is so old it thinks elvis presley's dancing is inappropriate. | true |
If you don't order beef for dinner... that's a missed steak. | true |
Why was 110 afraid of 111? because 111 1000 1001 | true |
North carolina survives ohio scare, but deeply misses kendall marshall | false |
What's a traffic cop's favorite kind of sweater? a pull over. | true |
Consumer financial protection bureau could be defanged under donald trump | false |
Tyrese gibson calls on a 'good' cop to talk about the latest violence | false |
My home internet password 2kids1dog. thats an orgy i don't want to be apart of. | true |
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