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Federal court tells north carolina to hurry fixing gerrymandered districts	false
What does harry potter say when he walks into a bar? i expectsum patronum	true
I don't understand the big hubbub about missing divers. they're probably just underwater.	true
Warning: this 1988 home video of a kid getting a nintendo is intensely nostalgic	false
Princess victoria birthday: the swedish royal celebrates in traditional outfit (photos)	false
What do they call the hunger games in japan? batteru royaru with chizu	true
Huffpost home launch october 2012: stay tuned for monday	false
How do you keep men on their toes? raise the urinals	true
Selena gomez made 6 outfit changes in one day and we're exhausted just looking at her	false
Dad confesses feeling 'jealous' of his wife in emotional facebook post	false
There's a lot of hate against neo-nazi groups... but you must agree with them that hitler was right	true
Did you hear about the guy who fell into an upholstery machine? now he's fully recovered.	true
John oliver makes tv history after buying $15 million of your medical debt	false
Portugal forest fire kills at least 19, government says	false
The joker is getting a stand-alone movie, as if he needs more screen time	false
Warstler elementary school in ohio shuts down mindfulness program due to parent complaints	false
Roses are black... ...violets are black, everything is black, i'm ray charles.	true
Why did the double a battery die after 5 years? it has two lower case a's	true
What comes in little cans? red bull and priests.	true
In his final story, bob simon reports on promising drug to combat ebola	false
Trump's campaign chairman still not sure why telling the truth matters	false
Graham hill, treehugger founder, lives in a mind-blowing 420-square feet 'tiny home' (video)	false
Learning to say goodbye to our kids, from nursery school to college	false
Heroin is the russian roulette of our generation	false
Hot on pinterest: elle uk, eugene kan of hypebeast & three other pinners to follow	false
No one has stolen my lunch at work since i started labeling it stool sample.	true
5 goals for improving your wellness in 2014	false
The final countdown: vaquita porpoises could go extinct in 2 years	false
Holocaust joke how do you get a jewish woman's number? you roll up her sleeve.	true
Outraged clinton channels the 'bern' in final moments before iowa	false
What do you call a jamaican proctologist? poke-mon!	true
'kidnap' is dim-witted, shoddy and an absolute must-see	false
Full disclosure: it's not what you think it is	false
They're only 1 letter apart, but the difference between grapejuice & rapejuice is significant.	true
The trump white house is against anonymous sources, except when it isn’t	false
Watch: deadly newborn stars to destroy their cosmic womb	false
Disturbing video shows actual things people say at trump rallies	false
Who is esteban oliverez? new 2016 gop presidential candidate remains an unsolved mystery	false
How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the wild west? by bony express.	true
A man's wife gets angry about him switching to bitcoins he says why don't you switch to bitchcoins?	true
Hayley kiyoko's new video offers us the queer pop crush story we've been waiting for	false
Last night my professor told me to read bartleby the scrivner... i would prefer not to.	true
One of two jail escapees captured in california after week-long hunt	false
Ostrich pillow: a pillow that helps you nap anywhere, because it's so hard	false
What is sleep? harvard professor explains the power of rest	false
I see your iq test came back negative	true
Migrant and refugee children find a home in greece's intercultural schools	false
Q: how do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails? a: replace the nails with screws.	true
Santa has blue balls 364 days out of the year.. he only comes once a year	true
How do you blindfold an asian? with dental floss.	true
What kind of stretches does a pencil do? ticondeyoga	true
What do you call an inspiring jerk session? a stroke of genius!	true
Cute kid note of the day: three sentences that mean the world	false
Amfar gala 2012: stars go bold and dramatic on the red carpet in cannes (photos)	false
Increase in adhd runs parallel with decrease in physical activity	false
Why we should all take a knee for black and brown children	false
Was a 9-year-old girl forced to run to death or was it an accident?	false
Heidi klum's jessica rabbit halloween costume is pretty incredible	false
What do your mom and a camel have in common? they both spit.	true
What do you call a cat that torrents movies? a copy cat.	true
How can you tell if a redditor is an extrovert? during any conversation he's looking at your shoes.	true
Joe biden to appear on 'the late show' with stephen colbert	false
Question to a crying child q: why did the drunken father go to jail? a: beats me	true
Why is it called the circle of life? because it's pointless.	true
I like my chicken how i like my babies deep fried and delicious	true
Seaworld's new ad is completely full of it	false
Bill strickland's visit to akko, israel -- and his promise	false
Thinking of starting a wedding planning business? 6 things to keep in mind	false
Treasury secretary can't guarantee whether middle class will benefit from trump tax plan	false
Un rebukes trump’s jerusalem move in overwhelming vote	false
Goat walks into oregon 7-eleven, helps herself to some sour skittles	false
Russell wilson needs google's help to describe ciara's beauty	false
For-profit college industry, in freefall, convenes in florida	false
Barcelona museum features sculpture of former king getting sodomized	false
10 quick ways to become a better cook	false
This dallas rap group released a powerful ode to black lives matter	false
A blonde walks into a library... ba dum tss thank you, thank you	true
What do you say to a cat eating your poop? scat cat! (credit goes to rupaul)	true
Philippines has highest hiv infection growth rate in asia-pacific	false
Confucius say, man who fart in church. sit in own pew.	true
If you mean sleeping, then yes, i'm pretty freakin' amazing in bed.	true
Everyone wants to see fifty shades of grey being colorblind fucking sucks!	true
I need subtle fat jokes my wife is annoyingly pregnant. give me your best.	true
Who's the idiot that called it the wizard of oz and not the flair witch project?	true
Seattle seahawks' richard sherman dresses as harry potter -- and it's awesome	false
Q: what do the amish call a jar full of honeybees? a: a vibrator.	true
If you can't say something nice, say it to your husband... he's not listening anyway.	true
I took someone else's coffee at starbucks because i liked her name better.	true
Austin beutner out as la times publisher; timothy ryan in	false
5 easy ways to improve your home's curb appeal	false
A wise man once said... man who fish in other mans well catch many crabs.	true
This year's activist awards showcase some of the world's most impactful photography	false
Why did the snowman take his pants off? he heard the snow blower was coming.	true
How ironic is it that gay marriage is legal, but conservatives are the ones getting butthurt?	true
What's the slowest, most painful way to kill yourself? get married.	true
Janet yellen to step down from fed after successor assumes chairmanship	false
What did one mexican say to the other mexican? it's four-twenty juan!	true
I think i put the roofie in the wrong driiiiiiiiiiiiiii	true
Beer has female hormones whenever i am drinking i talk too much and can't drive a car.	true
3 things to do now to change your health and life for good	false

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