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Prepare to swoon from hearing kit harington's 'game of thrones' love story irl | false |
Watch: fareed zakaria and reza aslan discuss saudi arabia's influence on terrorism | false |
Cindy crawford's kids land major fashion spread in cr fashion book | false |
Just once, i'd like to see a cactus that isn't flexing. | true |
8 fashion week lessons from movies & tv (videos, photos) | false |
How can you make a soup rich? add 14 carrots (carats) to it. | true |
Christmas is a holiday cracker on the beach! | false |
Why should one not talk about titanic with a stranger? because it can't break the ice | true |
'breaking bad jr.' has middle-school kids reenact the show minus the meth | false |
The tipping point for tapping: eft goes mainstream | false |
When your fave looks like you: the importance of queer latinx representation | false |
Why do the scots wear kilts? because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away. | true |
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle... ...theres too many cheet-ahs | true |
Just got a nosebleed. thank god my head isn't pregnant! | true |
I bet you 80908429702979720947290472390749270 ... that you didn't read that number :) | true |
Best us coastal hikes: escape the city hiking 10 of america's best seaside trails (photos) | false |
Michael flynn’s communications with russia, and the lies he told about them, could bring him down | false |
Taking my dog on road trips would be more fun if he didn't always insist on driving. | true |
Have you ever eaten at that ethiopian restraunt? there portions are like..nothing. | true |
Marriage research: survey finds marriage more important to happiness than salary, owning a home | false |
Cancer survivor, 9, brings toys to sick kids spending christmas at the hospital | false |
What do slutty women and windows have in common? they're both backwards compatible. | true |
Samsung reportedly plans to release phones that bend | false |
What gloria estefan did when she was told she might never walk again | false |
Harrowing video shows baton rouge woman, dog pulled from sinking car | false |
Cruise review: the american queen steamboat returns to the river (photos) | false |
Jeb bush flops in south carolina, suspends presidential campaign | false |
What did the string say to the harp? no, you're a lyre! | true |
Court rejects gay singapore man's bid to adopt biological son | false |
Turks step up to help the injured and stranded in wake of istanbul triple suicide bombing | false |
Who were the first people not to read the apple toc? adam and eve | true |
Senate passes budget blueprint key to trump tax effort | false |
Have you seen www.quicksand.com? yes but it hasn't sunk in yet. | true |
Trump supporters think unemployment is way higher than it is | false |
Doing well in school matters... so does good character | false |
Cooking off the cuff: glazed pork and carrots, hearty food for a waning summer | false |
I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... yes - and it's a mammoth task! | true |
I was throwing banana peels at other cars because i'm out of turtle shells, officer. duh. | true |
Where do geologists go for entertainment? *rock concerts.* | true |
Therapist: what's the problem? wife: he objectifies women me: toaster | true |
A couple has twins. if one is named peter, what is name of second child? repeater. | true |
Here's your first look at nancy pelosi guest-starring on 'rupaul's drag race' | false |
Euro heretics: the left takes on the euro | false |
'third ear' earrings from etsy will make you do a double-take (photos) | false |
Why do canadians call alcohol anonymous triple a? aa, eh | true |
Why you can remember every word to 'bye, bye, bye' years later | false |
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you're a good enough thrower! | true |
Miccheckwallst money drop in seattle takes aim at unlimited corporate political spending | false |
The worried well and how we're asking for it | false |
Someone added barack obama to an nba video game and it's amazing | false |
I come from a stupid family. during the civil war my great uncle fought for the west. | true |
Why did the cannibal go to kfc? he heard it was finger licking good. | true |
One way to make college worth it: help students feel like someone cares about them | false |
How do you explain a man birthing a baby? taco bell for lunch | true |
What do you call it when you get a boner at a funeral? mourning wood. | true |
Why aren't sumos chummy with racecar drivers? they move in different circles. | true |
What did 0 say to 8? hey, nice belt! | true |
Texan who posted extreme views loses runoff for state education post | false |
How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? none, that's a hardware problem. | true |
I named my penis 'secret'... ...strong enough for a man, made for a woman. | true |
Ariana grande's dog just became a coach model | false |
How to get dinner on the table in 30 minutes or less | false |
How to avoid a thanksgiving food coma while eating what you want | false |
Saudi airstrikes kill scores of mourners at funeral service in yemen | false |
Bill pullman is back for 'independence day 2' | false |
Can i favorite people's favorites of me? looking for more affirmation. | true |
What's brown and rhymes with snoop? ...dr. dre | true |
Evan peters and his porcelain skin would like to play ivanka trump in 'american horror story' | false |
Hey ben carson, at this point in your craziness? just say you're iron man. what could it hurt? | true |
Companies that trump attacked are still firing people | false |
Here's how to watch the eclipse without ruining your eyes | false |
Facebook was so adorable and harmless back in the day | false |
How did helen keller meet her husband? on a blind date! | true |
Justice department blindsided banking agency on marijuana reversal: report | false |
Baby elephants fend off myanmar cold spell with homemade blankets | false |
German chinese food is great but it only has one problem. an hour later you're hungry for power. | true |
Face-to-face interaction is key to changing misperceptions of american muslims | false |
What are a priest's favourite symphony... the ones that start with a#(minor) | true |
Monday, tuesday wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday those were the days... | true |
I want to apologize for the awful true things i said when i was angry. | true |
Damn jared back at it again with the white vans! | true |
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? hot. | true |
Anti-female genital mutilation campaigners make progress in egypt | false |
If you got ten times as much pussy as me you're still getting zero. bitch. | true |
Tom price spokeswoman says private jet is needed to reach real americans | false |
Just won a nobel prize for untangling a pair of apple earbuds. | true |
For tax purposes, my carpe is now per diem. | true |
Pinners to follow: veranda magazine, nicole hill and 3 other pinterest accounts | false |
I went to a camouflage themed party the other day... but i didn't see anybody there. | true |
Why do cows have hoofs? because they lack toes | true |
Siracha the only cock that makes a straight man's mouth water. | true |
Obama: elect more women 'because men seem to be having some problems these days' | false |
Edits to wikipedia pages on cop killings traced to nypd headquarters: report | false |
No matter if you are american or european 9/11 is a sad date | true |
6 conversations you need to have about money | false |
Why do sharks swim in salt water? because pepper would make them sneeze! | true |
Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes? never 21 | true |
Bill cole vs. jim justice: nonpartisan candidate guide for 2016 west virginia governor’s race | false |
You guys know that there are things higher than kites, right? | true |
This is how you know you're a gen y doctor | false |
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