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Houses in detroit are a lot like cheap ugly hookers... only $1, but still no one wants them. | true |
Samantha bee makes it crystal clear what she thinks of ivanka trump's new book | false |
Trump's hiring freeze could imperil breakthrough discovery on bees | false |
Anthony mackie: 'sorry donald, that wasn't an endorsement' | false |
Meteor sound research suggests it may be possible to hear space rocks | false |
Divisions on display as some democrats welcome anti-abortion candidates in 2018 | false |
South carolina residents turn against the confederate flag | false |
Nevada secretary of state says she has evidence of voter fraud in presidential election | false |
Why does freud always have a cigar? penis envy. | true |
I'd love to give the man who invented incognito mode a cookie. sadly it was erased. | true |
The devil, the detail, and the future of development | false |
Her: you think these glass urns are a good idea? me: remains to be seen. | true |
Meek mill opens 76ers' nba playoff game immediately after prison release | false |
I was going to get married once... ...but then i got sick with cancer. | true |
What's the most polite meal? peas and franks. | true |
Bill clinton, 'black lives' and the myths of the 1994 crime bill | false |
6 stunning photos from the newly opened one world trade observatory | false |
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? i've never paid to have lentil on me. | true |
Tina fey and amy poehler's squad puts taylor swift's to shame on 'snl' | false |
I dated an hermaphrodite... it was an hermaphrodate | true |
Some days i'm more on than off, but most days i'm just a moron. | true |
Michael avenatti warns michael cohen: i still have more documents to release | false |
So this baby seal walks into a club... ... | true |
Here's what cops and their supporters are saying about the sandra bland arrest video | false |
Fat tuesday recipes you need to indulge in this year | false |
Are smurfs just a bunch of midget avatars? #yeahimhigh | true |
Can't afford anti-depressants so i'm just drinking no more tears shampoo. | true |
15 free mother's day ideas that will come in handy this weekend (photos) | false |
After legalizing gay marriages the us became 50 states of gay | true |
How do they practice safe sex in wyoming? they mark the sheep that kick. | true |
Beyonce cuts her hair and more instagrams of the week (photos) | false |
My favorite toilet in my house is broken guess i'll have to make doo with my other one | true |
A mother's tears: open letter to mothers of color | false |
Muhammad ali recently died, but look at the bright side: at least he isn't shaking anymore. | true |
How do you know when someone's read the game of thrones books? don't worry, they'll tell you. | true |
Mom writes powerful post about her son who likes to wear nail polish | false |
Darrell hammond says he 'couldn't believe' trump's tweet about him | false |
What's the difference between john kenndy jr. and ted kennedy? ted can swim away from an accident. | true |
'game of thrones' prequel would be 'foolish' not to explore, says hbo exec | false |
Donald trump jr. hires new york lawyer for russia probes: report | false |
What's the best thing from new york city? the train to boston | true |
The iheartradio awards pulled an oscars and gave fifth harmony's award to zayn | false |
Canada's wildfire evacuees warned they will not return home for months | false |
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dum tss! | true |
We're stumped why anyone would arrest this man dressed as a tree | false |
Brian did you remove some of the thread from your shirt logo? me: what? no probably not | true |
Social media etiquette at weddings: should guests post their own photos on twitter and facebook? | false |
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap the mosquito it stops sucking. | true |
Weight loss success: tammy garcia ditched the fad diets and lost nearly 80 pounds | false |
Can drinking give you superpowers? a serious scientific study | false |
How do australians find sheep in the long grass? irresistible... | true |
Wouldn't it have made more sense if al gore claimed he invented the algorithm? | true |
Bill gates walks into a bar and everyone inside becomes a millionaire... on average. | true |
Two fish in a tank. one says to the other.... you know how to drive this thing? | true |
Dad, why is that man wearing a red flower? | false |
I peaked too soon in high school. i'm still sending her child support. | true |
So a pedophile, an alcoholic and a priest walks into a bar he sits down | true |
Isis, isis, you can't hide, we charge you with genocide! | false |
Why do black people have nightmares? because we killed the only one that had a dream | true |
Ice dancers tessa virtue and scott moir break their own world record | false |
Conan o'brien suggests an alternative new tagline for fox news | false |
What makes a great pizza joke? it's all in the delivery. | true |
You say illegal, i say added to my bucket list. | true |
Today i learned that diarrhea is hereditary. it runs through your jeans | true |
I told i girl i'm going to rape her... she took it pretty well. | true |
Let lgbt groups march in little saigon 'tet' parade! | false |
How do you make an italian deaf? tie their hands behind their back. | true |
Why are there 5 syllables in the word monosyllabic? | true |
Houston rockets player james harden pledges $1 million to hurricane harvey relief | false |
Ashton kutcher and mila kunis reveal baby's name | false |
Death is a part of life... specifically the last part. | true |
Babe ruth walks into a bar bartender says why the long balls? | true |
Florida's supreme court finally takes a stand for victims of medical malpractice | false |
Summer's over! back-to-school routines for you and your pet | false |
Why is the jewish 'april fools day' celebrated in july? jew lie | true |
Why did the black classic major think oedipus was black? cause he thought casta was greek for moms. | true |
Dozens dead after torrential rains cause dam to burst in kenya | false |
What was the policeman's baby's first words ? hallo hallo hallo ! | true |
The problem with speaking the truth is.. ..you assume others do too | true |
Day 17: 31 days of daily inspiration from brilliant women | false |
Donald trump still won't say if he'll accept election results | false |
What happened when the man put in mypenis as a password? error not long enough. | true |
Walk down the rainbow halls of this ancient hindu temple | false |
When is a jewish fetus considered a human being? when it graduates from medical school | true |
Stephen fry reportedly faces blasphemy probe after calling god a 'maniac' | false |
Why do men masturbate? it's sex with someone they love. | true |
Let's give the bad guy a ponytail. - 80s movies | true |
Man takes the whole marriage proposal thing to new heights | false |
I dressed up as an enema for halloween it really scares the crap out of people. | true |
Transgender barneys models discuss race in the fashion industry (video) | false |
Dare to be 100: studies in biologic design | false |
From cocktails to dessert: a complete menu for your next summer dinner party | false |
Keep the dream alive. hit the snooze button. | true |
Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible? they're plane to sea | true |
Nap time: sleep specialists called to help jets | false |
Everyone should learn how to masturbate properly. it comes in handy | true |
Pink and wrinkly what's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts? your grandma. | true |
So, that happened: the podcast barack obama does not want you to hear | false |
My christmas shopping will be financed by my swear jar again this year. | true |
What has shadier inner workings, reddit or fifa? still waiting to hear back from an admin. | true |
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