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Chuck norris does not get frostbite. chuck norris bites frost. | true |
I tried bikram (aka yoga in hell or 'hot yoga') | false |
Ferruccio laviani's 'good vibrations' furniture looks like a digital illusion (photos) | false |
Xavier jugelé, 37, officer killed in paris, was defender of gay rights | false |
What starts with f and ends with uck? firetruck. sorry. | true |
What did the gay man say at the bar? hey, can i push in your stool? | true |
Watercolors for winter: how to wear it (photos) | false |
Voice to voice: kevin anderson and akil patterson | false |
What's better than winning the lottery? winning it the day after your divorce comes through. | true |
Why ninja's are a pornographers nightmare you never see them coming! | true |
Why doesn't the grinch like knock knock jokes? because there's always whos there! | true |
Australia's spy agency moves to secure cabinets filled with cabinet secrets | false |
Politico's election pundits got to do the 5 stages of grief over and over this year | false |
What kind of bees make the best milk? boo bees! | true |
Holy shit. i just realized this sales kid is treating me this way because he thinks i'm old | true |
The 71 best back-to-school eco-friendly products from ecofabulous | false |
Future power ranger, kaleb, is welcomed to the team with open (red, pink and blue) arms | false |
Billionaire gop donor: i’m using my tax-cut money to help elect democrats | false |
I have an addiction to cheddar... but it's only mild | true |
Israeli military officers: don't punish palestine for joining the icc | false |
My wife accused me of being a transvestite... so i packed her things and left. | true |
How to incorporate weed into every thanksgiving dish | false |
What did the traffic light say to the car? don't look i'm changing! | true |
I saw a bmw driving safely and being respectful of other drivers today. that was the joke. | true |
Why didn't helen keller scream when she fell off the cliff? she was wearing mittens | true |
Jpmorgan emails show china hires were made to win deals: nytimes | false |
New york gov. andrew cuomo makes emotional plea for paid family leave | false |
How do you get dragon milk? a cow with short legs | true |
Why don't asians get constipated? because of their frequent bow movements. | true |
Determined new mom finishes psychology exam while in labor | false |
You don't need a lump to have breast cancer | false |
Subway is like prostitution you pay someone else to do your wife's job. | true |
Dreaming of namibian adventure? don't miss this day trip of a lifetime (photo-essay) | false |
50 men on prep give blood to protest fda’s policy on blood donation | false |
21 love notes that could only have been written by children | false |
Why does donald trump put his name on his buildings? so the banks know which ones to seize | true |
The most outrageous fitness moments in music videos | false |
I just had to fire my korean housekeeper... ...she kept trying to wok the dog. | true |
Guy rides on glass skateboard and the painfully inevitable happens | false |
What separates the men from the boys in the navy? a crowbar. | true |
Serena williams beats venus in us open quarterfinals | false |
Her: are you getting off early today? me: that happened one time! | true |
Drew barrymore's salon selfie is parenting at its cutest | false |
Second ex-student admits to placing noose on ole miss statue | false |
I don't need a stable relationship, i just need a stable internet connection. | true |
Any one wanna hear a funny joke? what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? | true |
A pen and a pencil race. who won? the pencil. he lead from start to finish. | true |
The opm hack was a lot worse than previously disclosed | false |
Poker is like sex... if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand | true |
5 important leadership lessons from kim jong un | false |
I don't know about you, but i could really go for a punch in your face right now. | true |
Every time i try to pick up chicks a description of my car ends up on the news. | true |
Sheryl sandberg warns of #metoo backlash against women | false |
Japan isn't a democracy. they don't have big erections. | true |
Eva longoria's many wardrobe changes at the 2014 alma awards | false |
I set up a fight club no one came because i didn't tell anyone about fightclub | true |
Officer who killed mentally ill man was wearing body camera but hadn't turned it on | false |
Healthy living comics: today, tend to your health, tend to your relationships | false |
Tyra banks talks weight & self-esteem on huffpost live (video) | false |
What's an ephebophile? a pedophile with a thesaurus. | true |
Earth day 2012: fashion's most eco-friendly models & designers (photos) | false |
Protesters face off as u.s. abortion debate heats up | false |
The ultimate asheville, north carolina, road trip playlist | false |
What the dog and cat hear when we speak to them | false |
I tried to give myself a sex change... but i couldn't really pull it off. | true |
Costa rica, better watch your back! mother nature shows off in honduras, too | false |
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? | true |
Minimum wage raises coming to 18 states on new year’s day | false |
Places my children insisted they were not tired | false |
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? because the octopus was well armed. | true |
Watch this motorcyclist's extremely close call with a bear | false |
23 children's resolutions worth posting on the refrigerator | false |
You must be 1/x, because you are the rate of change of my natural log. | true |
How do you spot a modern spider ? he doesn't have a web he had a website ! | true |
Seven slithery pieces of snake jewelry that we are super into for fall (photos) | false |
Hillary clinton and ken bone boogie on down in hilarious dance-off | false |
Why did tommen jump out the window? because he was ready to come out. | true |
Hugh laurie calls for russian vodka boycott over putin's gay rights stance | false |
Why are there windows on the back of french tanks? so they can watch the battle. | true |
Why did the h kill himself because the g had... | true |
Gigi hadid slips into something sexy for an amas after-party | false |
Where do you find a one legged dog? wherever you fucking left it! | true |
Diarrhea must be hereditary because it runs in your jeans. | true |
What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns? militia etheridge | true |
The pope walks into a mosque. the imam says why the wrong faith? | true |
Indie movie theaters nationwide to protest donald trump by screening '1984' | false |
Women are just like wine in my cave. | true |
I tried anal for the first time last night and i hated it... fuck that shit | true |
Kendrick lamar continues his stance on gang violence with latest reebok collection | false |
Lindsay lohan just went full regina george on ariana grande's selfie | false |
Happy fourth of july. may your emails be gathered and your drones fly forever free! | true |
Knock knock its me hitler and i have to poop, end of joke.jpg | true |
They asked if i could perform the castration. i said i could pull it off. | true |
How did the catholic priest finish the marathon? he was second to nun. | true |
Black friday sales keep getting earlier and earlier ferguson got a huge jump on things this year. | true |
Nobody knows exactly how many people are getting killed with assault-style rifles | false |
All my sisters ex fiance smoke pot... she just couldn't marijuana them. | true |
'saturday night live' trolls the stiff, boring democrats | false |
Futuristic kitchen gadgets: when technology gets in the kitchen (photos) | false |
Greece's jewish community - over 2,000 years old: down memory lane on the looney front | false |
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