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Former bernie supporters canvass for clinton in critical philly suburbs | false |
Can hurricanes make pregnant women go into labor? | false |
What do you call a bohemian lumberjack? ...a *blogger.* ( i'll see myself out.. :) | true |
What white people should know in the aftermath of police brutality | false |
What do you call a group of brain surgeons? a neural network. | true |
If i've learned anything from twitter, it's that you shouldn't be learning on twitter. | true |
Damn girl are you the gulf of mexico? cuz i would drill that and make a mess | true |
Life is full of people you can't have and people you don't want. | true |
23 scientifically-backed ways to reduce stress right now | false |
Did you know that pi day is tomorrow? i didn't, because there have been 0 sines | true |
The smoking gun has a greater risk of dying early than guns that don't smoke. | true |
My great sleeper is suddenly a crib hating tyrant | false |
What does the saudi executioner say every time he takes a head? | true |
From megawatts to gigawatts -- india's swach shakti moment | false |
'humans of new york' honors senior dog who helped other pets find homes | false |
The one thing that successful people do every day -- that you're getting wrong | false |
Why kierra sheard is the future of gospel music | false |
Why can you never catch an economist masturbating? they use an invisible hand. | true |
Catastrophic floods threaten millions after hurricane harvey drenches houston | false |
The lgbtq community, anti-lgbtq bigots and a look at the fight over the rainbow | false |
13 muppet impressions in one minute will make your day (video) | false |
Marc jacobs birthday: a look back at designer's fashionable past (photos) | false |
Anteater kid: what's for dinner? anteater mom: don't be a smart ass, brandon. | true |
Lamar odom gets standing ovation at first lakers game since hospitalization | false |
Donald trump campaign fires staffer after racially charged posts surface | false |
Fbi historian: comey is 'putting our 240-year experiment with american democracy at risk' | false |
Family of man killed by off-duty cop in july presses for answers | false |
Student pays tribute at graduation to twin sister shot dead by cops | false |
Michael moore is begging donald trump to attend security briefings | false |
I left my wife for a bin man.... .... but he wouldn't take her | true |
Man, you gotta hand it to dick cheney. or else he'll torture you. | true |
I'm a pig rapper. i make farmyard hiphop. | true |
Dogs were the first social justice warriors they hate mailmen. | true |
Donald trump's ego undermines the gop tax agenda | false |
Strange and beautiful hunting rituals from around the world | false |
How does lady gaga like her meat? raw raw raw raw raw | true |
Virginia commonwealth university students are fierce and fearless this fall | false |
Santa cruz biotechnology agrees to record fine to settle animal abuse charges | false |
What do bulls do for fun? play with others. | true |
Marriage proposal fails: couple washed away by huge ocean wave (video) | false |
Son, i'm not a mad scientist, just a disappointed scientist. | true |
Bill cosby rapped me in the arse with a pudding pop! | true |
Did you hear the joke about melania trump? yeah sorry. you've probably heard it before. | true |
Don't forget that alcohol helps to remove the stress, the bra, the panties and many other problems. | true |
'snl' obama resorts to kissing justin bieber to boost health care sign-ups in cold open | false |
Cornflakes every sunday at the indian mission boarding school | false |
Goldieblox, world's coolest toys for girls, could win a super bowl tv spot | false |
Guess who won't be winning world cup this year? brazil. | true |
A little corny but here it goes...what can u make with onions and baked beans? tear gas | true |
A muslim walks into a bar... just kidding it's haram | true |
Fergie grammys 2012 red carpet dress: fab or fug? (photos, poll) | false |
3 reasons your wedding budget should include a videographer | false |
I can't believe they fired me from the calendar company! i just took a day off! | true |
I'm not a lucky man i once gambled on a couch and won a baby | true |
*makes doctors appointment* *arrives 20 minutes early* *waits in doctors office for 7 hours* | true |
Men are like parking spots... the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. | true |
Slick rick praises the first-ever global hip-hop day | false |
Just remember whatever you put up with you end up with! | true |
Labor secretary tom perez jumps into the race for dnc chair | false |
Because you ain't never had a friend like him | false |
The most hydrating foods for dry skin and hair: cucumbers, fish and...celery? | false |
What do you call a germany virgin? good 'n' tight | true |
The scariest punchline to a long-running joke: welcome to the oval office, president trump! | true |
I can usually tell how productive i've been at work, by the battery life of my phone. | true |
British floods blamed on gay marriage law by ukip councillor david silvester | false |
Trans teachers network pens open letter in support of teen headed to scotus | false |
'pokémon go' catches high praise from health experts | false |
'star trek' may inspire names for pluto's craters, mountains, & other features (photos) | false |
Jimmy kimmel got his own mean tweets after his message to trump supporters | false |
Jewish having a hard time concentrating go join a concentration camp | true |
Dana rohrabacher really doesn't want to lose this online poll, you guys | false |
Zookeepers explain what it's like to raise celebrity gay animal couples | false |
I wish you were my big toe so i could bang you on my coffee table | true |
Bella thorne celebrates bi visibility day with instagram of that girl she sometimes kisses | false |
Iraq announces start of falluja operation, some residents flee | false |
Fast-food restaurants we wish were in the u.s. | false |
When life hands you a komodo dragon suddenly the times you got lemons seem pretty cool. | true |
No matter how hard you push the envelope it still remains stationery | true |
Why hasn't the rastafarian gone to see the barber? he's dreading it. | true |
Ok. don't let her know you're just 40 squirrels in human clothes you said that out loud | true |
Ryan reynolds perfectly trolled hugh jackman's love letter to his wife | false |
Why did the invisible man turn down the job? he couldn't see himself doing the work | true |
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? because your face is uuuuuugly! | true |
Someone call a knight in shining armor... cuz today's a draggin. | true |
Behold the coolest science photos of the past decade | false |
A doctor responds: don't potty train your baby | false |
What do you call an underage gang bang? bohymen rapecity | true |
Eli manning fights for little brothers on 'snl' (video) | false |
Trump's latest gay marriage comments mean little if he's serious about his scotus picks | false |
Meet the devastated parents who want to save football from itself | false |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on july 28 | false |
What is my dentist's favorite indie band? fluoride and the machine | true |
Enslaved in libya: one woman’s extraordinary escape from islamic state | false |
Top 6 common myths about smart meter danger exposed | false |
China always cheat in the olympics they always use the same person for every sport | true |
What us state is it easiest to hide a prostitute in? h-idaho-e | true |
I agree that 6-pack abs are sexy - that's why i have 12 of them! | true |
Shepard smith dings trump's gun control turnaround at nra convention | false |
Ten best hotel room views (northeast/east usa edition) | false |
Meryl streep thought her career would be 'over' when she turned 40 | false |
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