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You know you're old when you see your favorite pornstar under the milf category | true |
Here's how you can help survivors of prison rape this holiday | false |
What causes sinkholes? florida tragedy spotlights science of subsidence | false |
Did you hear about the pagan children's physician? he's the wiccapediatrician. | true |
Iggy azalea saved nick young from getting a 'born reble' tattoo | false |
How do you piss off a texan? cut alaska in two and make texas the third largest state! | true |
Nina dobrev addresses her rumored return to 'vampire diaries' | false |
Obama expected to sign new executive order on federal contract workers | false |
Maybe cologne should come with a two sprays a day lock on it. | true |
9 tips for couples who want to be rooted in love | false |
New york times issues rebuttal to critique of its nail salon exposé | false |
State of emergency declared as buddhist mobs target muslims in sri lanka | false |
What are 5 ms from detroit? gm, eminem and michael moore. | true |
Meditation: so much more than watching and letting go | false |
Wanna hear a joke? donald trumps presidential candidacy. | true |
Why do british people never sound british when they sing? | true |
Today i broke my leg but it's going tibia okay | true |
Weathering a financial crisis that's close to home | false |
Why is hollywood full of vampires? they need someone to play the bit parts. | true |
Why do i wash my clothes in tide? ... because it's too cold out-tide. | true |
It's not funny when a first lady runs for president. it's hillary-ous. | true |
That's about as useful as... ...anne frank's drumkit. | true |
Prepare for binge-watching: a new bill nye show is coming to netflix | false |
Men's briefs that are two sizes too big are just whities i suppose. | true |
Laura dern calls out a culture of silencing victims in golden globes speech | false |
The blueprint for a low carbon economy to tackle global warming | false |
Why i divorced my husband after 10 days of marriage (video) | false |
What is donald trumps favorite street? wall street *badum tshhh* | true |
Where can you find a scientist that's into bestiality? in his lab! | true |
Healthy midgets don't exist. midgets are always under the weather. | true |
Monday's morning email: an american sickness: how domestic violence often underpins mass shootings | false |
I hope the meteorite crash in russia doesn't affect the price of vodka! | true |
Blind girl if a blind girl tells you your manhood is massive... ...she's probably pulling your leg. | true |
Live life backward in 2013: the ultimate new year's resolution | false |
Nation's largest teachers union endorses teaching climate justice | false |
It will be simple, and it will be beautiful (so help me god) | false |
Bacon facts: how much do you really know? (quiz) | false |
Obama to end automatic residency for cuban migrants | false |
The supreme court is weighing corporate power yet again | false |
Kim kardashian breaks down over kris jenner's reaction to bruce jenner | false |
What type of luggage talks in short sentences? a brief case | true |
What's honey mustards least favorite holiday? cinco de mayo | true |
Accused golden state killer faces four additional murder counts | false |
If women can do anything men can do... how come they haven't oppressed an entire gender? | true |
Weinstein company to seek bankruptcy after last-ditch sale talks collapse | false |
6 things that barack obama did for p-20 education in 2014 | false |
Gop politician who sexted teen boy says he's 'not gay' in bizarre interview | false |
Hillary clinton is ahead on several key metrics going into election day | false |
Man defaces jeff koons retrospective with own blood | false |
What is the dumbest animal in the jungle ? the polar bear. | true |
Mar-a-lago has a flood insurance policy through the federal government | false |
Why does mike tyson cry during sex? mace | true |
What does a food lover do when they try a new food? they curiously mastercate. | true |
If there's one slice of paradise left on earth, this is it | false |
Paint dipped pots make colorful containers for your house plants | false |
Tips for being the best drag queen you can be | false |
Did you hear about the deformed linebacker? he had 4 sacks. | true |
What do you call an angry psychiatrist? therapissed. | true |
Ditch work/life balance and find real happiness: part i | false |
Wow, it's pouring out there. just let a smile be your umbrella! that's not how rain works, karen. | true |
The largest showcase of queer fashion designers at nyfw will be a 'r/evolution' | false |
Two lawyers walk into a bar. the third one ducks. | true |
A cannibal once ate a fortune-teller for dinner. he liked his medium rare. | true |
How good corporate governance can help save middle eastern economies in crisis | false |
I met jesus once but he was kind of a dick he was all holier-than-thou | true |
New research shows that we're wired to take the path of least resistance | false |
Two ninjas walk into a bar. or do they? | true |
Add 'sequins and sparkle' to your workout with this fitness regimen | false |
The week in stories that actually mattered: february 9-16, 2014 | false |
Trump reassures dreamers they're safe after nancy pelosi asks him to | false |
Based on my search history, google suggests: a social life | true |
What you can learn from (yes) duggar family dating rules | false |
Heavy rains, flooding damage thousands of homes in the south | false |
I like my women how i like my rum. dark and full of coke. | true |
Babies! the natural next step following same-sex marriage | false |
Linette torres, certified bra fitter, shares naturally curly hair tips | false |
I plan on getting sidewalk nap drunk tonight. | true |
Making peace with the white women's vote for trump | false |
Boston mayor marty walsh to skip st. patrick's day parade after gay marcher deal fails | false |
Your greatness is measured by the font-size of your obituary. | true |
Tea partier challenging john mccain for senate nomination | false |
Dear gop candidates, delaying vaccines is a terrible idea | false |
'5 ways i stay positive living with epilepsy' | false |
I heard you can turn soup to gold... you just have to add 24 carrots | true |
Sanders calls out msnbc's corporate ownership -- in interview on msnbc | false |
New jersey's first sikh mayor says he's received death threats | false |
'frozen' is feminist and queer. here's how to help kids understand that. | false |
Wework will pay nyc cleaners $15 an hour, stop using contractors | false |
Dog gives priceless reaction when owner pretends to faint | false |
Nothing spoils the target more than a hit. | true |
John green cares more about loving his work than finding an audience | false |
I tried to catch some fog this morning ... mist. | true |
Why isn't hitler in mario kart? because he can nazi the road. | true |
Cronut shortage caused a man to delay his marriage proposal (video) | false |
Someone called me a pussy well, you are what you eat | true |
Why don't native americans like snow? because it's white and all over their land. | true |
My favorite music genre is a refined form of rock... metal | true |
Why rupaul was a cultural icon long before 'drag race' | false |
How to talk with your child (and yourself) about ebola | false |
What do you call a gay quadriplegic? a tomato. it's a vegetable that's a fruit! | true |
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