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The most powerful words other than i love you is salary is credited | true |
I recently went to israel the showers and trains didn't work. | true |
Growing up in the shadow of 9/11: revisited | false |
I'm texting nothing but ugly girls from now on. they text back so fast! | true |
Divorce study: splitting more painful at younger age | false |
Telling a girl she has nice hair is not sexual harassment unless you're a dwarf | true |
How many cops does it take to push a hooker down the stairs? none, she fell. | true |
Sleep can turn off obesity genes, study says | false |
This dude is using a pay phone , i guess someone got kidnapped | true |
Kim kardashian and kris humphries: trouble at tax time? | false |
What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? flush | true |
Bette midler might have the best take on 'batman v superman' | false |
The last advice you'll need to keep a new year's resolution | false |
Whats the difference between girl m&m's and boy m&m's? boy m&m's have nuts. | true |
My nephew asked, what's the secret to a long life? i said, never order vegetarian in texas | true |
My friend did some graffiti with me he just tagged along. | true |
Funny how things change with time, i used to hate spankings.. | true |
Not trying to get your way may make you happier | false |
How do you make an epileptic dance? throw a flashbang into the room. | true |
Dallas politician tells nra to get lost unless it's ready to talk reform | false |
Conservative group urges republicans to embrace extra spending for year ahead | false |
Heckled and disrupted, white supremacists held a not-so-secret meeting in tennessee | false |
To the guy who invented zero... thanks for nothing! | true |
When is a farmer like a magician? when he turns his cow into pasture. | true |
How do you test a saltshaker ? you call in a redditor. | true |
I wish we didn't have to thank alabama for not electing an accused pedophile | false |
Ron burgundy could meet the internet in 'anchorman 3' | false |
Where does a dog go when he loses his tail the dock. | true |
The guy i hired to kill my rats is amazing i think he's an ex-terminator | true |
13 babies pose underwater for magical photo series | false |
Edtech investment is at record levels -- where is all the money going? | false |
Elizabeth warren slams 'bizarre' glass-steagall statements from trump's treasury secretary | false |
Gop senate candidate has ties to company that supported cap and trade | false |
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was. then it dawned on me. | true |
Dr. luke files second defamation lawsuit against kesha's mom, pebe sebert | false |
Minecraft: story mode nerdcubed did it better nearly half a decade sooner | true |
10 paint color apps for your iphone, ipad, and android (photos) | false |
New details emerge about the attack in niger that killed 4 u.s. soldiers | false |
7 things to remember when you're following your dreams | false |
Here's why you'll never burn off your thanksgiving feast | false |
On this day in history: august 28 marks the anniversary of prince charles, princess diana's divorce | false |
Two cannibals are eating a clown. one says to the other, does this taste funny to you? | true |
Larry kudlow 'leaning' toward senate run in connecticut | false |
Anonymous former cbo head slags $15 minimum wage as a job killer | false |
Here's how you can give a real helping hand this holiday | false |
I'm not comfortable with the fact that there's a skeleton inside me. | true |
How did the greek army separate the men from the boys? with a crowbar | true |
Here's what it's like to struggle with body image issues as a man | false |
Cat survives 8 days in box after owner accidentally mails her across england | false |
Will ebay give out alec coal this holiday season? | false |
Tifu by sending nudes to everyone in my address book. costed me a fortune in stamps. | true |
Russia's 'gay propaganda' crackdown: will proposed bill outlaw homosexuality? | false |
My granddad is on a catheter...... it really takes the piss | true |
What do you call a polish person going down a hill? a rollie pollie | true |
In hell, you have to find the start to scotch tape over and over. | true |
I was flipping through the victoria's secret catalogue and now i have a craving for ribs. | true |
What did ahab say when moby dick raised his tail? whale shit! | true |
Listen up, academy members: here's what the oscar nominations should look like | false |
Life is like a box of chocolates... it goes by faster if you're fat. | true |
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby. | true |
Guy shoves plastic farm animals up his butt doc says his condition is stable. | true |
Super-colossal space tail is way bigger than the milky way | false |
Russia's anti-gay law backlash an 'invented problem,' says minister | false |
Most macarthur 'geniuses' live in california or new york | false |
It's a joke, not a dick. don't take it so hard. | true |
I think a duck's opinion of me, is very much influenced by whether or not i have bread! | true |
Ricky martin is 'flattered' by gus kenworthy's social media flirting | false |
I'm thinking of doing my part and getting into taxidermy... it really is a dying art. | true |
The week's best style moments: kelly rowland, tina turner and christy teigen (photos) | false |
'help i have the flu' facebook app suggests who got you sick by scanning friends' updates | false |
Why did the blind jew got killed? because he could nazi | true |
Hey kid, where's your mom? malls ratchet up restrictions on unsupervised teens | false |
How did the hipster burn his tongue ? cos he drank he coffee before it was cool... | true |
Central african republic and its neglected tropical diseases | false |
What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers? mournin' | true |
What do the globetrotters do when they're finished urinating? the harlem shake | true |
Conservative national groups battle in the states over constitution redo | false |
What's red on the outside and green on the inside? a dinosaur wearing red pajamas. | true |
Equifax ceo steps down in the wake of major hack | false |
We've gotten the pursuit of happiness all wrong, until now | false |
A dyslexic man walks into a bra that's the joke | true |
What do you get if you cross a highway with a fridge? killed. | true |
Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug? white powder! | true |
What happens when the fog lifts in california? ucla. | true |
Wedding dogs: the cutest best man ever (photo) | false |
Donald trump could learn something from joe biden about dealing with protesters | false |
Why did bruce jenner become invisible? because he's a transparent. | true |
Donald trump accuses chuck schumer of shedding 'fake tears' over refugees | false |
You've never been truly drunk until you've had to use a bar-stool as a walker to get home. | true |
Bill maher calls out republican hypocrisy on 'real time' | false |
Record number of oklahomans filing to run for office during teacher walkout | false |
White lies don't matter. but black lies matter. | true |
9 facts about kissing that will make you want to pucker up even more | false |
There are two things in this world that smell like fish. and one of them is fish. | true |
Why both erdoganism and kemalism may finally be dead in turkey | false |
Jerry brown explains how trump could actually be good for climate progress | false |
Trump crossed deeply ingrained moral boundary with khan comments | false |
What do you get if you cross 50 shades of grey with blurred lines? a greydient | true |
Here's what is arriving on amazon in february 2018 | false |
Oxytrol: fda approves first over-the-counter treatment for overactive bladder | false |
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