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Prince albert receives apology from sunday times following article claiming marriage was bogus
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The secret ingredient for a great cup of coffee: hint, it's not what you think
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The 10 best airports for kids, according to travelnerd
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Smoking is a scientific wonder! it kills people, but cures salmon.
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Did you hear about the popular underwear campaign? it was briefly successful
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What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? someone's losing a trailer.
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Banksy pulls free uk election print offer amid police probe
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8 ways to handle your hangover abroad (gifs)
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People complain about auto-correct but it is helpful 99% of the titties.
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Why is apple donating money to cancer research? cancer stole our jobs!
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New orleans charter operator bails; surplus laptops sold bearing student data
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris? ......all of it.
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James comey's temporary replacement at the fbi is under investigation
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How does optimus prime stay young looking? autobotulism
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New york times boss sued over alleged ageist, racist and sexist hiring practices
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Avoid the knife (and drugs) with alternative therapy
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What breaks when you give it to a toddler? its hips.
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I bumped into my old english teacher. he said, what's new? i said, it's an adjective.
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Jimmy fallon rips betsy devos with spoof twitter typo apology
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What did the gorilla do when he saw the sign 'clean washroom'? he cleaned it!
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Amy schumer could have hosted 'the daily show'
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'dark tower' debuts at no. 1 despite terrible reviews
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It's all about the accessories at london and milan fashion weeks
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Most americans don’t think the media is honest
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How do you find will smith in a snow storm? look for the fresh prints.
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Make a driftwood centerpiece that's great for the fourth of july -- and beyond (photos)
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I'm old enough to remember being the tv remote.
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What jeremy corbyn and the uk election should teach hillary clinton -- and democrats
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Pokemon go has made reddit into a fangirl. but oh my gosh i must catch em all
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The 9 most addictive foods (and how to stop eating them)
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Something only a guitarist can say i broke a g-string fingering a minor.
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Things turn sour when americans taste latin fruits for the first time
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The moon isn't bloody anymore... ...guess it was only a short period.
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Q: what has fifty legs but still can't walk? a: half a centipede.
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Progressive group ousts cenk uygur over past sexist writing
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Suspected u.s. airstrike hits school sheltering displaced people in syria
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So i went to an abstinence conference the other day... all we did was wait
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What the netherlands can teach us about riding bikes, sustainable development & green economy
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Random, unpredictable airport security that's not always awful? only in america
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What did the o say to the 8? nice belt.
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Woman says pokemon go is the reason she could help a boy in distress
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Is it physically possible to be sad in rollerskates? cause i think my cat's just being dramatic.
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Miley cyrus shares nude photo ahead of hosting vmas
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Women in business q&a: michelle forsythe, co-founder & ceo, notestream
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Jessica alba confirms she was 'body checked' by kylie jenner's bodyguards
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What do you call a vaping vegan? a steamed vegetable
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Why the lean in backlash has returned, one year on
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Young children were frightened by angelina jolie as maleficent, actress says
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I'm not very good with pets. i had a pet rock once, but it ran away.
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Investing in a larger down payment: high yields and no risk
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What do you call a confused asian person? disoriental.
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A man walks into a bar. it knocks him out cold.
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3 numbers that say a lot about donald trump
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10 things every woman going through a divorce wants to hear
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Q: what two states are opposites? a: maryland and misury
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40 beagles rescued from a testing lab in spain come to america
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James corden has a real problem with zach galifianakis
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Kim kardashian looks amazing with natural makeup (photo)
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Kim phillips lost 75 pounds and discovered a passion for running
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To the handicapped guy who stole my bag you can hide but you can't run
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Why dont jewish people like getting made fun of? because millions of them already got roasted
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Why don't indians play soccer? every time they get a corner they put a dairy on it.
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I bought a boomerang from a ghost yesterday.. i know it's going to come back to haunt me!
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What do american beer and a canoe have in common? both are fucking close to water.
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I usually read this subreddit on a toilet,... ...so that i dont shit my pants.
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Which position is for a baseball player wearing a buttplug? shartstop
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Chaka khan collaborates with terri lyne carrington on sinatra's 'i'm a fool to want you'
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What did the broken bridge say? i have truss issues.
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14 days of summer, a meditation: day 14
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Why is canada the part of the illuminati? because they have 3 ehs in the name. c-eh-n-eh-d-eh
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Opec agrees to limit oil output for first time since 2008
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How do priests make holy water? they bless the hell out of it.
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Stephen colbert to face fcc investigation over 'homophobic' donald trump joke
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Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than throwing them a surprise party.
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I typed 18 beers into my calorie counting app, and it uninstalled itself.
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The farm bill could be a huge blow to animals
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Dramatic video shows hero rescuing fallen man on subway tracks
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Obama tells david letterman why he never cuts loose while dancing
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How to sneakily wear leggings all week long
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Why did the guitar teacher go to jail? he fingered a minor
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3 completely creepy (yet surprisingly common) reactions to news of an affair
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5 secret weapons we use to score cheap plane tickets
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You know something bad's gonna happen in a law & order when the electric guitar kicks in
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The other reason trump hasn't fired scott pruitt: his evangelical christian ties
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Drop in u.s. preterm birth rate is good news for american mothers (unless you're from the south)
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Should you invite an ex to your wedding?
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If you hated really old teak furniture, would you be anti antique teak?
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What type of missiles were used in the movie top gun? tom cruise missiles.
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Ben franklin: founding father of veganism, and other presidential favorite dishes
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Life in hollywood is not at all like it is in 'la la land'
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What's worse than having ants in your pants? uncles.
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Lessons from the girl at the playground with no shoes
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Wine expert explains why screw tops are better than corks on wine bottles
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What did the american accountant say to his british counterpart? mind the gaap.
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Is this finally the year for nitro beer?
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How left and right can unite to fight unemployment
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Meth-addicted puppy reunites with the cop who helped him get clean
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Where did all the cuts and blood come from? the school went on a trip!
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This presidential election will be decided on a coin toss
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Read live updates from the fox news gop debate
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