text stringlengths 31 99 | humor bool 2
classes |
|---|---|
Prosecutor says grand jury will not consider police shooting of jamar clark | false |
Which dinosaur walks with a limp? a myfeetasaur | true |
After less than a week of gop control, kentucky passes 20-week abortion ban | false |
I just walked through a spiderweb and invented the next macarena. | true |
Roseanne barr snaps back at wendy williams with a personal burn | false |
What is it called when benedict cumberbatch is constipated? no shit sherlock. | true |
Kim k takes heat for posting racy pic after deaths of alton sterling and philando castile | false |
When the machines finally take over, prepare yourself for pope prius the first. | true |
A hermaphrodite... is the only thing that is capable of fucking itself. | true |
What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse? mascarpone! | true |
Trump lawyer insists in planned senate testimony he never colluded with russia | false |
The feds will rely on media reports to help count in-custody deaths. here's why that's problematic. | false |
1,000 sheep run amok through city when shepherd falls asleep | false |
Good jobs or healthy planet? we can have both | false |
Egypt sees a 20 percent rise in tourist visits this year despite insecurity | false |
Why no more than a dribble of outside spending in kansas? | false |
Two native indians in a canoe and two dutchman in a restaurant... who tips first? | true |
You can't make a squid cake... but you can make an octopi. | true |
Life is like a box of chocolates, the good ones are always gone before i get there! | true |
The supreme court, doma and the sermon on the mount | false |
What would marilyn monroe being doing if she were alive today? clawing at the lid of her coffin. | true |
Did you hear about the 120 pound man with the 60 pound testicles? people say he was half-nuts. | true |
Review: 'teethmarks on my tongue' by eileen battersby | false |
Why are demons so fat? because they hate exorcising. | true |
Alan kwan, lifelogger, makes his memories into video game (video) | false |
How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb? none, its a hardware issue. | true |
What's the shortest possible sentence in canadian english? sorry, eh. | true |
The huge challenges ahead for saudi arabia’s oil reforms | false |
Look: this politician's 'throwback thursday' photo might break the internet | false |
Spell icup why the fuck are you watching me urinate?! fuck you!!!!! | true |
Did you hear about the woman who had her left side cut off? she was alright. | true |
Democrats demand kris kobach resign from trump voter fraud probe | false |
Mohammed sohel rana, bangladesh factory owner, arrested as death toll climbs | false |
What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear? claude | true |
Federal court ruling protects jill stein's michigan recount, despite state decision | false |
Georgia democrat wins state house seat on platform against gay discrimination | false |
Your mommas so fat that when she posted to /r/gonewild they renamed the sub /r/earthporn | true |
This doctor... knock knock. who's there? interrupting doctor. interup- you have cancer. | true |
Renewing your new year's resolutions for a healthier 2014 | false |
Emilie de ravin welcomes baby girl with boyfriend eric bilitch | false |
Jessica marati, writer, talks finding her center at the huffington post's oasis | false |
Illinois gop rep. doesn't get why transphobic ad upset people | false |
What do you call a mexican ghost? a juanting. | true |
I can't define pattern matching ...but i know it when i see it. | true |
Pro-bernie blogger raises $25,000 after getting fired for attacking clinton backers | false |
15 sure-fire ways to get on any bartender's bad side | false |
Jordan spieth tries to photobomb fans' picture, succeeds | false |
What happened in ferguson one year after michael brown's death | false |
My doctor gave me a prescription of daily sex my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia | true |
What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly? viola. | true |
Despite how vital drinking water is.... i always turn my nose up at it. | true |
What's the difference between a circus and a whore house? one has a cunning array of stunts. | true |
I was sitting in traffic the other day got run over. | true |
A buddhist was struggling to complete his jigsaw puzzle he just needed to find his inner piece. | true |
What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks? the stove. | true |
The vatican is putting finishing touches on its showers and barber shop for the homeless | false |
I told my mom i wanted to become a stand up comedian. she laughed. | true |
Why does noddy have bell on his hat? because he is a cunt. | true |
Ancient chinese proverb say man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day | true |
18 couples who'll nama-stay together until the end of time | false |
Caught red handed i walked in on my wife masturbating while on her period again. | true |
On which day do monsters eat people? chewsday. | true |
What do you call a a a a aoohhh? yo mama last night bro. | true |
What's a black mailman called? a blackmailer. i'll show myself out :(. | true |
Why did the lemon turn green? because he had lime disease | true |
Marzena castillo, mom, claims she was fired from chicago restaurant for having a baby | false |
Miranda kerr and other celebrities turned health gurus | false |
Sometimes i get down on my knees and pray for a pigeon to fly directly into my mouth | true |
'total recall' box office numbers fail to beat 'the dark knight' | false |
Teen's alleged rape goes viral and now she's speaking out | false |
Can somebody put that thing on silence please? it's a baby.. ... ... vibrate? | true |
A friend got some vinegar in his ear now he suffers from pickled hearing. | true |
Mom's viral post shows how expensive a miscarriage can be | false |
This fake gun made from soap was part of prison escape plot | false |
How to wear pajamas to work, according to a vogue editor | false |
Louisiana manages to meet epa's ozone standard before an anticipated rule tightening | false |
If op was a pizza delivery driver, how much would he make? nothing because op never delivers. | true |
We will use the fear of a trump presidency to elect the next obama | false |
Figure skater mirai nagasu becomes first u.s. woman to land triple axel at olympics | false |
My dyslexic uncle was suicidal... he kept jumping behind trains | true |
Hamptons journal: hall & oates rock rydell high evoking nostalgia for the mid-century | false |
Something hit me at high frequency today it really hertz. | true |
Have you ever noticed the lack of trigger discipline cops have in movies? it's so realistic. | true |
Comparing psychiatric and general medical medications: what does the evidence say? | false |
Colorado planned parenthood clinic reopens after deadly attack | false |
How many potatoes does it take to kill am irishman? zero. | true |
8 things to do in the morning to de-stress your evening routine | false |
Focusing on error in polls isn’t sexy, but it’s necessary | false |
What's the difference between jam and jelly? i can't jelly my dick up your ass... | true |
I'm allergic to football fields they send me into nflactic shock. | true |
Black friday protests hit walmart: 'biggest day ever' | false |
Why hillary clinton's gender politics matter for young women | false |
Cosmonauts take olympic torch on historic spacewalk (video, photo) | false |
Samantha bee fires a twitter zinger at donald trump's family | false |
Is your refrigerator running? better go catch it! | true |
Baby on the way for jessica biel and justin timberlake | false |
Alana evans, porn star, discusses motherhood, parenting on dr. drew's hln show (video) | false |
What did the feminist jedi say to darth tyrannus? check your force privileges, sith lord! | true |
Went to the corner shop... bought four corners. | true |
I get it bryan adams. it was the summer of 69, but what year? | true |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.