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Lapd takes a stand against trump immigration enforcement | false |
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? i wouldn't pay good money to see a lentil. | true |
Diy nail ideas: cupcake sprinkles nail art and more of our weekend manicures (photos) | false |
Would you drink a probiotic with the gut bacteria of elite athletes? | false |
Can't afford a cat? duct tape 3 squirrels together, next question | true |
Do you want to hear a joke about sports cars? are you sure? it contains spoilers! | true |
What weird al can teach about career longevity | false |
Watch: baltimore protestor's dramatic arrest caught on camera | false |
What's a dead baby's favorite holiday beverage? infanticider. | true |
What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch? chicken caesar salad | true |
Started a pillow fight with my boyfriend, but i forgot that's where i hide my oreos. | true |
What do you call a russian cat that's been to space? a cos-meow-naut. | true |
5 reasons to eat more mexican food in 2016 | false |
The best part of being married with kids is.....is.....umm.....yeah. | true |
Why is the united states always in political disarray? it's a nation without a litre. | true |
Why kristen bell doesn't tell her kids 'it's ok' | false |
With a name like progressive, shouldn't the commercials be better by now? | true |
18 valentine's day gifts for him that aren't ridiculously cheesy | false |
Jerry parr, secret service agent who saved reagan after shooting, dies at 85 | false |
Salma hayek covers newbeauty magazine, schools us on aging | false |
Why do men like love at first sight? it saves them a lot of time. | true |
Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he | true |
Donald pharmabro trump: he wwebsite as on the internet! | true |
You ever pump your gas slowly on purpose so no one realizes you only had $3 on you | true |
Divorce stories: twitter and facebook users reveal the craziest thing they did post-split | false |
Why do teenage girls only hang out in odd-numbered groups? because they can't even. | true |
Elizabeth olsen proved that messy hair and effortless style run in the family (photo) | false |
A hero without a villain becomes useless. a villain without a hero becomes.. the government. | true |
Pinker's damn: a naïve rejection of controls over genetic engineering | false |
Which dog eats with its tail? all dogs keep their tails on when eating. | true |
Your expectations for kirsten dunst are just too damn high | false |
Student finishes college final exam while in labor | false |
What's the maximum velocity while having sex? 68, cause at 69 you flip over | true |
What is a polish person's favorite weapon? a warsaw... | true |
What did one candle say to the other? don't birthdays burn you up? | true |
Obama to visit a mosque for the first time as president | false |
Did you know that 95% of jews aren't jews? they're dead | true |
My dad is looks for fettucini in the ethnic foods aisle years old. | true |
Lucila sola wears shockingly sheer dress to goldene kamera awards (photos) | false |
Designers to auction golden globes dresses to benefit 'time's up' fund | false |
Rza partners with atari for new album inspired by game music | false |
If you watch cinderella backwards.. it's about a woman who learns her place. | true |
8 strategies to complain your way into a happier relationship | false |
41 non-dessert ways to eat your fruit this summer | false |
Bill maher's new rule about 'god' on money (video) | false |
7 animal sounds you might hear in your backyard | false |
College could be free in america if corporations paid reagan-era taxes | false |
Miranda kerr replaced at mango by daria werbowy (photo) | false |
Jesus, take the wheel. carlos, you take the stereo & i'll take lookout. | true |
Leave it to a chef to create a diy perfume that we can eat | false |
Awesome stop-motion video shows you can reverse terrible haircuts | false |
What couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? he was to far outtttttttttt........ ha weeeeeeed. | true |
Yes, my teeth are dazzling, but, please, treat me no differently than you would the next demigod. | true |
How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them? don't worry they'll tell you | true |
Why are all blond jokes 1 liners... so men can understand them too! | true |
6 easy weekend diy ideas to fix up your kitchen in 2 days (photos) | false |
If towels told jokes... they'd probably have a very dry sense of humor. | true |
I once knew this vegetable joke ..but then they pulled the plug | true |
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat? | true |
13 effective ways to refresh your home for under $10 (photos) | false |
What do you call a dog with no legs? it doesn't matter, he's not coming. | true |
What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ? morning ham | true |
What goes thump thump thump squish thump thump thump squish a caterpillar with one wet sneaker. | true |
Anderson cooper: if trump ‘took a dump on his desk,’ jeffrey lord would defend it | false |
Support: what we need most when life is sabotaged | false |
D.c. grapples with its own confederate statue controversy after charlottesville | false |
What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? an elephant's shadow ! | true |
How did the sun die? it went to detroit. | true |
My kids have already agreed to have me frozen. i just wish they'd wait until i'm dead. | true |
I like my wine like my women 11 years old and locked up in my cellar | true |
What i never expected to happen to me when i was running a wedding | false |
I'm off to pick the kids up from school. before their parents get there. | true |
Conan o'brien reveals how garry shandling once 'magically' appeared just when he was needed most | false |
My stephen hawking book finally arrived from ebay. it's about time. | true |
I bought what i thought was a burger king but infact it was just a little wimpy. | true |
Here's how much it'd cost to rescue matt damon from his various movie snafus | false |
Want a great meal? try one of these 3 combinations for 'perfection' | false |
Donald trump jr's twitter feud with jimmy kimmel | false |
Harvey weinstein calls out hollywood's lily-white awards mentality | false |
Krysten ritter is as addicted to comics as she is to 'serial' | false |
'sweet charity' for shirley maclaine? not so much in her daughter's heartbreaking memoir lucky me | false |
Candace pert and tony pawson: honoring 2 revolutionary scientists | false |
New york property taxes unfair to renters, new evidence shows | false |
What type of fruit is impossible to marry? cantaloupe | true |
The 8 unanswered questions about the upcoming presidential debates | false |
Baghdad blasts kill 29 as mosul fighting intensifies | false |
These sparkly geode lips are about to rock your world | false |
Why did the cook go to jail? he was caught beating the egg | true |
Selena gomez's time off is actually a super smart move | false |
A tribe called quest fans gather in queens for phife dawg memorial | false |
Who needs black friday... when you have mike brown monday? | true |
Derek jeter talks cologne driven black, snoop dogg's influence and his surprising addiction | false |
What do you call the sexual tension between hillary and bill clinton? the bern | true |
What's yellow and smells like a zebra? lion vomit. | true |
Is your father in prison? if i was your father i would be in prison. | true |
I'm a heavy sleeper... also, a heavy awaker... okay, i'm fat. | true |
What did the sign say at a strip club business doing pleasure for you | true |
What's ja rule's favorite type of bread? challah! | true |
Why is my chinese girlfriend so bitchy? well it's true, you are what you eat. | true |
You know what they say about farm girls and horses... they both fell in mud. | true |
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