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Tampa sports teams donate money to help move confederate monument | false |
Zelda williams gets real about the work it takes to manage depression | false |
Subtracting the average from a distributing is demeaning. | true |
Why you need to prepare for expatriation like it's pregnancy | false |
Should your child take the ssat or isee? | false |
It's fun being a philosophy major i get to reflect on why i can't pay for food | true |
Why don't mexicans have bbqs? because the beans keep falling through the grill. | true |
How do you re-use a condom? turn it inside-out and shake the fuck out of it. | true |
Why did the crimean run across the street? because he was russian | true |
Oprah kardashian interview: kim kardashian says was depressed after divorce (video) | false |
This mega-sized vacation home comes with slot machines, laser tag and a human bowling alley | false |
Carl icahn steps down as adviser to trump | false |
If you date dane cook, he'll probably use you in his standup | false |
I called the suffocation hotline yesterday... i was instructed to hold. | true |
What do canadian banks and psych wards have in common? they both contain locked up loonies! | true |
Protests erupt as trump recognizes jerusalem as israeli capital | false |
Energy drinks increase heart contraction rate in healthy people: study | false |
New canaan, connecticut home has it all, including a place to land a helicopter (photos) | false |
'orange is the new black' star sings opera on 'the view' | false |
What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say? womb service! | true |
A toothless termite walks into a bar... and says, is the bar tender here? | true |
Alexander litvinenko: the man who solved his own murder | false |
Why is mickeys dog named pluto? because hes not a planet. | true |
Sex, violence, david petraues and psc in afghanistan | false |
I'm starting to think the other moms might not like my nicknames for their kids. | true |
5-year-old boy faces a tough decision about his girlfriends | false |
Went out for drinks with my tinder date... she ordered the angel shot with lime :( | true |
President obama met with young muslim refugees and it was absolutely heartwarming | false |
Why was the diamond depressed? he had been under a lot of pressure lately. | true |
Smooth farmer whats a farmers best dating advice? a tractor | true |
Sorry i missed your call. i was peeing and had both hands full. | true |
How do you know it's time to clean up your room? when the wifi signal doesn't come through. | true |
Last words of an electrician... ... the fuck dis cable? | true |
Dad joke: people said the usa would have a black president when pigs fly. swine flu. | true |
How does the enthusiastic man eat his hot dog? with relish. | true |
Laugh it off: the stigma of living with mental illness | false |
What's the height of trust? two cannibals in a 69 | true |
Obama: criminal justice system 'skewed by race and by wealth' | false |
What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails? jesus | true |
Your ex-girlfriend has endorsed you on linkedin for ignoring glaring personal issues! | true |
I'm pretty sure this zombie fad is dead ... but for how long? | true |
I had plans to start researching sinkholes but they fell through | true |
I won the local hot dog eating contest and didn't even know i was competing. | true |
Most people don't realize that chickpeas only get $0.79 for every $1 a manpea makes | true |
10 of the most beautiful places to visit in ireland | false |
Mark cahill, 51-year-old british man with paralyzed hand, undergoes landmark uk transplant | false |
What do you call a bunch of skinny people stretching in the snow? low-fat frozen yoga | true |
Pluto is not a planet he's a dyslexic god | true |
Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? it was a lawn-distanced relationship | true |
What did batman tell robin before they got in the car? get in the car. | true |
Lambda legal sues u.s. departments of education and justice over trans guidance withdrawal | false |
It takes a smoke detector 4 months to stop beeping if you were wondering how lazy i am. | true |
Different u.s. marijuana laws: legal vs. life sentence | false |
What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds? there are 20 of them. | true |
18 ways to stay active with your dog this summer (photos) | false |
Kids weigh in on the 2012 election (video) | false |
I tried to catch some fog but i mist. | true |
Disney sets opening date for new 'guardians of the galaxy' ride | false |
Children at the border are not a crisis for americans | false |
I'm so sick i feel like a white boy at his first kanye concert (masterpiece) | true |
I identify as counter strike, and i find this globally offensive. | true |
Why is it called pig latin? ecausebay ronyiay | true |
Hbo might be coming after you if you watched those leaked episodes | false |
Yooo mama's sooo fat...that when she jump fo joyyyy... she got stuck. | true |
What do you get when you vaporize a king? a noble gas. | true |
9/11 jokes arent funny and 2/11 are just plane stupid | true |
If i went house hunting i'd take a really big gun. | true |
What's yellow and flashes? a banana with a loose connection. | true |
Amateur singer emma robinson's voice naturally sounds auto-tuned (video) | false |
Icymi: tinsel's toxic history and the psychology of rekindled romance | false |
What idiot decided it should be my foot's asleep instead of coma toes? | true |
Marco rubio defends democratic colleague over misleading fox news report | false |
Kellyanne conway defends trump's attack against nordstrom -- by advertising ivanka's products | false |
Why proposing is like preparing for the olympics | false |
Nivolumab and yervoy, melanoma drugs, harness body's immune system to fight cancer | false |
Why are japanese people so good at judo? you can't ippon a nippon. | true |
Why i have a love-hate relationship with the bachelorette (and the bachelor) | false |
Why don't baseball players get much action? because they have foul balls. | true |
We must challenge the systemic hurdles all latina women face | false |
What is bruce jenner's nephew's favorite movie? aunt man | true |
Photos of presidents looking silly on vacation prove they're (sorta) just like us | false |
Parenting inside out: 4 principles to create peace | false |
You shouldn't write with a broken pencil it's pointless | true |
5 bittersweet truths that put life into perspective | false |
Nike just came out with its first sports hijab | false |
Did you here about the new zoo? they put a fence around iowa. | true |
My king, the peasants are revolting! i know, they're disgusting. | true |
*stares into distance* distance: please stop staring. it's rude. | true |
I met a mexican with two dicks he called one jose and the other hose b | true |
People go to the bar hoping for two things...to get hammered or to get nailed. | true |
When people put punchlines in the title. you know what i hate most about /r/jokes? | true |
Bought myself some of that oasis soup you get a roll with it | true |
Epic pictures of bolivia's salt flats prove it's a photographer's wonderland | false |
First presidential debate to focus on vague platitudes | false |
My kids are yelling so incoherently at one another it sounds like they're naming ikea furniture. | true |
What do you call a jewish incendiary device? a mazal tov cocktail | true |
The most popular hotel amenities revealed in new survey | false |
How to find and choose a new doctor | false |
What does a mathematician say when he eats too much pie? (-1/64) | true |
Bubba watson, louis oosthuizen tied at masters heading into last 2 holes | false |
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