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How do you start an insect race ? one two flea - go | true |
I really hope my family doesn't give me a urinal cake again for my birthday this year. | true |
I don't know why i just bought some coconut shampoo.... ...i don't even have any coconuts | true |
A termite walks into a bar and says, 'is the bar tender here?' | true |
What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common? a wet nose. | true |
What do you call a girl who does from butt injections? ass-fix-iation | true |
35 thoughtful questions to ask at thanksgiving dinner | false |
Which fish dresses the best? the swordfish - it always looks sharp! | true |
Baptists why don't baptists have sex standing up? because people might think they're dancing. | true |
All of the best 2017 cyber monday clothing and accessories deals | false |
Ace inhibitors, blood pressure drugs, may slow dementia, small study suggests | false |
Robocall impersonating washington post reporter pretends to seek dirt on roy moore | false |
Caitlyn jenner shows off impressive shoe collection on instagram | false |
Instagram local lens series features insider's look at rio de janeiro | false |
Put me in your bio so i know it's real... just kidding, i'd rather be in your will. | true |
Woman claims mom’s abuse made brother ‘snap’ and murder grandma | false |
29 senators sign letter urging devos to maintain title ix guidelines | false |
This poster that says green day: sold out is right in two ways | true |
The one bag challenge: packing light done right | false |
Why did the semen cross the road? i put the wrong socks on this morning... | true |
In search of ceviche and flavor: ixtapa-zihuatanejo's fresh cuisine | false |
Don't google can you die from an ear infection at 2am | true |
How did i clear papers of islamic studies? have faith, don't question. | true |
I better have a baby soon before my mom gets too old to raise it for me | true |
Had a conversation with my ex-wife over a drink this afternoon. it was cordial. | true |
I like my women how i like my coffee without a penis | true |
Country living appraises a circa-1915 medical tool cabinet: what's it worth? | false |
Anti-immigrant french candidate marine le pen visits trump tower | false |
How can your make 7 even? take away the s | true |
I wanted cats. my wife wanted kids. so we got a dog. | true |
'california country' singer sees his new video as 'joyful resistance' | false |
Kim kardashian is all about bikini tanning time | false |
Rallying for the black trans women killed in america | false |
How did the detective solve his cold-case? he put it in a conviction-oven. | true |
Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? biting humour! | true |
National accordion awareness month: celebrating the instrument with some phenomenal covers (video) | false |
Did you hear about the band the hipster liked? no, no you didn't. | true |
Pwc and the huffington post ask: what’s your purpose? a red carpet event | false |
Choosing the right summer day camp for your kids | false |
Wedding guests spend an average of $539 on each wedding they attend | false |
Sorry i yelled april fool's while you were proposing to your girlfriend. | true |
What does a puppy and a near sighted gynecologist have in common? both have a wet nose. | true |
What do you call a mexican woman with no legs? consuelo pronounced - cunts-way-low | true |
The hotel suites to book in new york | false |
How the catholic church in america is doing on the eve of pope francis's visit | false |
This database is filled with 1,300 diverse books for kids | false |
Judging by his physique, i'd guess popeye's a pretty accomplished masturbator. | true |
I am afraid of heights that's why i never get high! | true |
Caitlyn jenner voted for donald trump, but her loyalties don't lie with him | false |
Ladies, do you like the strong, silent type? then you'll love my farts. | true |
Would you like to come on our quiz show? you could win 2,000,000? no thanks | true |
Everything you need to know about makeup expiration dates (video) | false |
So aaron carter just asked chloë grace moretz on a date over twitter | false |
What's black and sits at the top of a staircase? steven hawking after a house fire. | true |
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? thats not funny! | true |
5 dive spots in unexpected places around the world (photos) | false |
Bob barker oil painting is on sale for millions on ebay | false |
Pets in austin find loving foster homes after being displaced by floods | false |
This letter from louisiana prosecutors perfectly explains why criminal justice reform is so hard | false |
7 power mantras to help you through a difficult day | false |
Erica garner secretly filmed a doj meeting. it’s the companion to video of her dad's killing. | false |
Did you know there are only 24 letters in the nhs alphabet? there's no a&e. | true |
Seeing e-cigarettes may increase your desire to smoke | false |
How do they perform abortions at hogwarts? fetus deletus | true |
My wife says i'm way too condescending (that means i speak down to people) | true |
Five ways to improve working conditions in the global south | false |
Here's the best advice for conquering a fitness goal | false |
Olympic figure skater expertly removes sunglasses to reveal second pair of sunglasses | false |
Hear about the state-of-the-art amputation device? all i know is it's pretty cutting edge... | true |
'world's largest shared acupuncture' event a surprisingly spiritual experience | false |
Do they still call it hump day in prison? | true |
Do you before read your tweets even sending them? | true |
Ever been so drunk that you cooked a pizza at 20 degrees for 350 minutes? | true |
How are americans and poles similar? running into one could really ruin your day. | true |
A healthy male organism is the one, which wakes up in the morning before the man. | true |
Blake lively swears she didn't diss taylor swift's squad | false |
What did the window say when it was cracked? well this is a pane in my glass. | true |
Nesta carter was asked how he felt after winning a gold medal alongside usain bolt. that was dope! | true |
'orcs of new york' is the 'hony' parody even sauron would adore | false |
What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? yoko ono. | true |
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? because he liked sole music ! | true |
Alicia silvestone launches vegan breast milk sharing initiative | false |
It was my first time getting laid 5 minutes ago i'm hoping to hatch soon. | true |
These students are adopting the climate goals that trump dismisses | false |
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ? bring on their subs ! | true |
Hobos are like cats, they'll let you pet them until you stop feeding them cat food. | true |
How trump's age -- and health -- could play out during his presidency | false |
Donald trump threatens hillary clinton with special prosecutor, jail | false |
Stephen colbert spoofs melania trump's election night address | false |
Mark frauenfelder knows a thing or two about raising daughters -- tsa, are you listening? | false |
So engineering school is really hard... i'm not doing so hot in thermodynamics. | true |
What is the difference between 'ignorance' and 'apathy'? i don't know, and i don't care! | true |
Pete and repeat were on a boat in the middle of a lake. pete fell off. who's left? | true |
Here's how nyc corrections could change after rikers island shuts down | false |
Harvey weinstein expected to turn himself in to the nypd for sex crimes | false |
Elizabeth warren slams trump for being 'a fraud' and 'a cheapskate' | false |
What does it mean if the holy water sizzles when it hits your skin (asking for a friend) | true |
Child care for one infant costs more than food for a family of four: report | false |
Cholesterol guidelines: myth vs. truth -- what you need to know | false |
I made three snow angels the other day. i skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians. | true |
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