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What is the most exciting sport in the world? camping. its in tents. | true |
What would happen if you shot donald trump in the rump? you'd hit christi in the head! | true |
Scott walker sues feds over food stamp drug testing | false |
Little girls honor inspiring women with coolest dress-up party ever | false |
What's grey beautiful and wears glass slippers ? cinderelephant ! | true |
Rent prices shut out minimum-wage workers in every state: report | false |
Can you eat your way out of hot flashes? | false |
Hey, execs who think female characters won't sell -- come marvel at marvel | false |
I saw lenin pick his nose the other day... communists have no class... | true |
From 'happy days' to 'louie,' 8 of the best garry marshall scenes | false |
Do you think apple's next phone will be a 6s? | true |
How (not) to prevent the next big financial bubble | false |
I'm old enough to remember when cell phones actually got smaller every year. | true |
How is a hipster like a pedophile? they both get into things before it's cool. | true |
5 notable women on the true importance of feminism | false |
This teacher raised enough money to buy a bike for every kid at school | false |
Once again the young offspring attempts to leave the nest. once again he has flown into a wall | true |
Why did the dead baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken | true |
17 dogs who look like they know something | false |
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so i said alright, fatty. | true |
Pregnant eskimo what did the eskimo say when her water broke? oh no, my ice cracked! | true |
I'm going to write a colorless geometry book. it'll be called fifty shapes of grey. | true |
Rita ora actually wore a bathrobe and heels on the mtv emas red carpet | false |
Climate change a growing concern for winter olympics hosts | false |
Nectarine recipes: sweet and savory uses for the juicy stone fruit | false |
Bill clinton's childhood home damaged in a suspected arson | false |
Mcdonalds actually does serve breakfast after 10:30 if u have a gun | true |
Driver cuts off motorcyclist, gets exactly what she deserves | false |
What do you call a one-night stand? a humpty-dumpty! | true |
Yo momma's so fat... her patronus is a birthday cake. | true |
Why surgeons listen to music in the operating room -- and how it could help you | false |
This mannequin challenge shows the chilling reality we live in | false |
Celebrity summer weddings that got a little... weird | false |
What do you call a black person that cant sing? a rapper | true |
You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she organizes body parts in her freezer | true |
Next presidential election, we need to get some guys with beards in there. it's been too long. | true |
Nutritious, delicious pet treats you can make in a flash | false |
Marc anthony jeans at kohl's come in three cuts - tuberculosis, heroin addict and skeletor. | true |
Hillary clinton steals the show with pitch-perfect cameo in ‘song for women 2017’ | false |
What's the number for baltimore chiropractic services? 9-1-1 | true |
47 fun, freaky and fantastic family halloween costumes | false |
Did you hear about the leper hockey game? there was a face off in the corner. | true |
Why has hillary clinton ask santa for a 23 letter alphabet? because she's sick of f.b.i | true |
National disability awareness month: the best compliment is no compliment at all | false |
Tifu by crashing my airplane i had forgotten to turn off my cell phone :( | true |
Today i opened the door to the supply room and four japanese guys jumped out and yelled supplies! | true |
How to wear that piece that goes with nothing | false |
Pythons have surprising homing ability, new snake navigation study finds (video) | false |
Mlb manager gets really mad at a bunch of umps | false |
What is the favorite food joint of dubstep makers? sub-wub-wub-wub-way | true |
What's a fedora tippin neckbeard's favorite country? m'laysia | true |
Photographer captures wild portraits of 'sand creatures' that defy gravity | false |
I'm holding a party for people who can never reach orgasm if you can't come let me know. | true |
Mitt romney slow jams the news with jimmy fallon | false |
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? they play astronauts and crosses ! | true |
Fireball bagels now exist because this is a wild world we live in | false |
9% smarter why are men 9% smarter after sex? they were plugged into a genius. | true |
Friends are like boobs... some are small, some are big, some are real, some are fake. | true |
It might be time to break up with your tampon | false |
My son asked me to pass him the salt so i gave him a soap bar. | true |
I never trust atoms they make up everything. | true |
5 ways to create happier, more meaningful days | false |
Frankenfats: how the food industry created a monster | false |
10 things the sec wants you to know about variable annuities | false |
What one woman did for a better selfie | false |
Why is president putin so hard to rape he won't stop putin up a fight. | true |
Definition of rap songs: anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. | true |
I used to steal punchlines from others i still do, but i used to, too. | true |
U.s. business leaders rise up against trump's immigrant ban | false |
I gave a melon a vasectomy. now it can't elope | true |
Hey maa, i'm making room for my legos in your underwear drawer. | true |
Blake lively bags l'oréal paris contract on her way to becoming the next gwyneth | false |
If it looks like a fish and smells like a fish... shes's probably too old for you. | true |
Study finds sleep problems in young children linked to greater need for special education | false |
Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? the utra sound guy | true |
10 states where poverty is worse than you think | false |
Laurie david: 'this was the single best thing i did as a parent' | false |
Matthew mcconaughey set to guest edit breibart news next week alt-right alt-right alt-right | true |
What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke? slow the pace and apply more lube! | true |
This epic slide makes us wish we worked for prada (photo) | false |
If tampons are sanitary napkins... ...how unsanitary must regular napkins be? | true |
Cassandra bankson bravely bares her acne for the camera | false |
Did you hear about the overachieving masturbator? he's constantly outdoing himself. | true |
The first rule of chinese whisper club: don't talk about tiny whiskers grub. | true |
Girl if you though you saw the whole bakery, you ain't seen muffin yet | true |
Why did hitler fail math in high school? because he could never get to the final solution. | true |
The plight of myanmar’s muslim minority: the genocide no one is talking about | false |
What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest? acne cums on your face after you're 12. | true |
What do swedish people put in their coffee? artifical swedeners | true |
Katy perry: 'i want to be the pinup of the future' (photos) | false |
Relax,,, we're all crazy.. it's not a competition. | true |
Chuck norris cannot love, he can only not kill. | true |
How to know when to lease, buy new, or buy a used car | false |
Wynton marsalis trumpets youth, musical diversity at annual london residency | false |
Cats get a pass bc they're cleaning themselves. dogs are like, hey! i can reach this?!?! | true |
Whats yellow and blue and has a tight ass at one end? a lidl's carrier bag. | true |
Martin shkreli's life was such a joke he was born on april 1st... | true |
C.m. ramesh residence in india looks more like a stunning boutique hotel (photos) | false |
Donald trump is breaking his promise to be tough on wall street | false |
My friend said he was going to become a mime i haven't heard from him in a while | true |
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