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What's the difference between hitler and michael phelps? phelps can finish a race | true |
I've finally stopped drinking for good. now i drink for evil edit: thanks for front page | true |
What do you call an indian with a question? curry-osity | true |
I just won the polish lottery..... $1.00 a year for a million years. | true |
Hilary clinton will make the best president she will save us 25% in salary right from the start. | true |
2 stormtrooper are eating a wookie steak it was chewy | true |
Why does peter parker main spy in tf2? because spy da man! | true |
Australia pressed un to ignore great barrier reef in key climate report | false |
Bernie sanders draws largest crowd yet in phoenix | false |
Lpt: if you feel cold, stand in a corner they're usually around 90 degrees | true |
What's the difference between your mom and 3 dicks? your mom can't take a joke. | true |
M: i rear-ended some girl today w: oh how much damage to her car m: car? | true |
Valentine's day in london: 6 ideas we love | false |
I just spent 15 minutes searching for my phone in my room, using my phone as a flashlight... | true |
Paris hilton sparkles in a see-through dress on the red carpet | false |
What you don't see: behind the scenes with 'the biggest loser' nutritionist | false |
California moves to let schools, co-workers 'red flag' dangerous gun owners | false |
Tony hawk does first-ever vertical spiral, defying age and gravity | false |
Did you hear about the african who loved monday mornings? he was a monday morning kinda gueye. | true |
Why can't melons have shotgun weddings? they cantaloupe | true |
Sorry, just got your text. do you still want to break up? | true |
Food and stress: 7 healthy picks that can help you relax | false |
What do you say to someone with a bladder problem? urine trouble. | true |
The kids are all right: gay parents raising children | false |
Amandla stenberg says she 'identifies as a black, bisexual woman' | false |
Conversation with rodney yee and colleen saidman yee on 'being yoga' | false |
Shaq says he's planning to run for sheriff | false |
How young is too young to teach kids about money? | false |
Exercise may help overweight men with insomnia fall asleep | false |
Okay, but do you know how i pulled you over? -cop's desperate attempt to show off | true |
Now is the best time to visit europe. here's where to go. | false |
Theo and beau (and their mom) get a book deal | false |
The connection between air pollution and cell phones you've never heard about | false |
Chris kluwe, minnesota vikings punter, defends gay marriage letter to c. emmett burns | false |
Want to hear a dirty joke? pigs in the mud. | true |
My favourite breed of dog? good question, thanks for asking. either a corndog or a hotdog. | true |
If theres liquid water on mars i dont care about it. im not going to drink it | true |
Alabama gop told gay sheriff candidate he couldn’t run as a republican | false |
Yolouyab you only live once unless you're a buddist | true |
What happened when the jew with a boner walked into a wall? he broke his nose. | true |
*drinks small coffee after 8pm* *spends rest of life on internet* | true |
Donald trump uses football player's death as push for immigration crackdown | false |
Rob lowe says you may not have seen the last of 'the grinder' | false |
What's the worst thing about mexican and black jokes? once you've heard juan, you've heard jamal. | true |
Q: what does a bankrupt frog say? a: baroke baroke baroke. | true |
What is hillybillys fantasy?! s&m . . . . .. sister and mother. | true |
What has more brains than kurt cobain? the wall behind him | true |
If we’re going to end factory farms, we need to eat way less meat | false |
The white house tries to get tough with dodgy colleges | false |
Vacant walmart may house children of illegal immigrants | false |
Doctor doctor i keep thinking i'm a bee buzz off can't you see i'm busy? | true |
Calling off a wedding: 5 signs you should do it | false |
Four preventable diseases g8 leaders should keep in mind | false |
Blame obama, not trump, for the terrorism in yemen | false |
Ted cruz on islamic state militants: 'take them out' | false |
It must suck when a billionaire... wakes up feeling like a million bucks. | true |
Ok, they just have to air three more televised singing competitions and then... it's time. -mayans | true |
What do you call an irish midget? whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk. | true |
Have you ever heard of tupac? you probably haven't, he's pretty underground | true |
Trader joe's seafood promise to greenpeace still murky | false |
These stunning gifs show st. martin's miraculous recovery from hurricanes irma and maria | false |
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? a boo-tie. | true |
Pac-man walks into pizzeria... and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. | true |
This woman will watch your dogs in a cool trailer while you go shopping | false |
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... ...i don't know y | true |
A bunch of greeks queued up in a line... | true |
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. | true |
We're supposed to get snow, but right now it's still up in the air. | true |
I work for the united nations i have been un employed for a while | true |
I am not racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people | true |
When midgets smoke weed... ...do they get high, or do they just get medium? | true |
North carolina proposal would ban welfare recipients from buying lottery tickets | false |
Food for thought: how food enhances travel (video) | false |
Jeffrey marsh: being gender different and popular on social media | false |
If iron man and the silver surfer joined forces they would become alloys | true |
Experimental drug reduces autism symptoms in mice, study shows | false |
'the tale,' a visionary portrait of childhood sexual abuse, is 2018's first great movie | false |
I hear sisyphus was a musical genius the original master of rock and roll! | true |
What's a pedophile's favorite part about hockey? getting there before the first period. | true |
Q: why don't you wear snow boots? a: because they'll melt. | true |
Trump pretends to care about women by meeting with a man who actually does | false |
Front door ideas to help boost your curb appeal (photos) | false |
What's worse than stepping on a lego in the middle of the night? a landmine. | true |
My dog takes so long to take a dump i swear she's tweeting out there. | true |
Playboy model dani mathers could face up to six months in jail for body-shaming photo | false |
Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance? to avoid monkey suits | true |
Republican supporter of kim davis contradicts his own stance | false |
Helen gurley brown's apartment advice from 1962 still rings true (photo) | false |
Sex in front of a mirror. i really see myself doing it. | true |
Mexico's interjet launches new york city flights (photos) | false |
Fox news predictably quiet on former white house aide's abuse allegations | false |
Daughters, too, benefit from influence of good dads | false |
2017 was the year of hacks. 2018 probably won't be better. | false |
Hayden panettiere flashes a big smile during family beach day | false |
Q: why don`t blondes like anal sex? a: they don`t like their brains being screwed with. | true |
U.s. and west shy from strict nuclear bomb policy for iran | false |
I like my coffee that way i like my slaves... free | true |
I just saw an onion ring. so i answered it. | true |
Why don't any pirates live in kansas? because they all live in *ar*kansas. | true |
5 diy projects to fix up your home this weekend (photos) | false |
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