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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a registered six offender. | true |
How travel stopped me worrying about the unknown | false |
As lebanon, jordan, tunisia end ‘marry-your-rapist’ laws, where next? | false |
7 steps to charting your new retirement workscape | false |
How did you quit smoking? decided to smoke only after sex | true |
Sometimes i wonder why is that frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me. | true |
Cute kid note of the day: how to be a cool person | false |
Trump boasts the ice caps are ‘setting records.’ but it’s for melting. | false |
Health insurer cigna to buy express scripts for about $54 billion | false |
Amputees will not find this joke funny: actually, i'm going to cut this joke short. | true |
These lovable black rescue cats will make you leave your superstitions behind | false |
My dad's reasoning for wearing sandals to church jesus wore sandals too. | true |
Dads with daughters! support she's the first for father's day with #stfdads | false |
So i complimented my friend's majestic moustache. no idea why she had to slap me though. | true |
Green tea could help functioning in old age: study | false |
How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian? don't worry. they'll tell you they're a vegetarian. | true |
Marco rubio still wants 18-year-olds to be able to buy guns | false |
I saw a viral video today. it taught me a lot about stds. | true |
Now that we can do anything, what will we do? | false |
According to my neighbor's journal, i have boundary isues. | true |
So i'm trying to get myself to be ambidextrous. i'm halfway there! | true |
Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail? ...because it was a pdf file. | true |
Photographer captures 100 female artists in their homes and studios | false |
Equality house hosts gay wedding across from westboro baptist church | false |
What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government? an anarchid. | true |
So i gave a friar a joint.... he's a high priest now... | true |
Why is it called armageddon? because everyone will be *ermahgerd*'n | true |
My baby needs surgery: a new mother's nightmare with craniosynostosis | false |
I will not tolerate watching the neighbourhood kids bully my nephew. so i keep the curtains closed. | true |
27 reminders why brazil is on everyone's bucket list | false |
How to get rid of your christmas tree: ucb comedy has some tips (video) | false |
Why did sally fall down the hill? i pushed her. | true |
Paintings of feminist protestors celebrate the women who bare it all to fight back | false |
Walmart says it has best black friday ever despite protests, crowds | false |
What makes a hockey player laugh? (warning: cheesy) slapstick comedy! | true |
Darth vader is not that bad... he is the first black guy to admit he is the father. | true |
What does snowman have and snow women doesn't, snowballs. | true |
How does a woman pick up donald trump? with a pooper-scooper. | true |
Laura govan wears barely-there snake dress at 2012 do something awards (photos) | false |
How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? shine a torch in her ear! | true |
Why did the boy drop his ice cream he was hit by a bus | true |
Paul ryan's new 'anti-poverty plan' repackages gop proposals | false |
Annie vance's gps guide for a positive frame of mind | false |
This salamander is thought to be the longest on earth | false |
Bad lip reading's trump christmas tune has melania saying 'help me' | false |
Update your adobe or you'll be sleeping with the fishes - flash mob | true |
What do you call a poor stripper? ugly. | true |
Mlb's josé altuve not remotely intimidated by president trump during wh visit | false |
What do you call your female friend with tiny breasts? your flatmate | true |
Naming yo dick 'pain' for emo chicks cuz they are suckers for pain... | true |
Iphone 5 photos, ipad mini leaks, and new retina macbook pros: this week in apple rumors | false |
Robert james waller, 'bridges of madison county' author, dead at 77 | false |
Top 10 for policy and action in integrative medicine and health in 2013 | false |
Subway did you use to work at subway, because you just gave me a foot-long. | true |
How do you know when a woman is pregnant? she switches from ragu to prego. | true |
Oprah surprised tiffany haddish, who responded like any mere mortal would | false |
Why did the traitor wear two watches? because he's a two timer. | true |
Google image search: can it replace online dating sites? | false |
Mind bender: take your age. now subtract 3. that's how old you were three years ago. | true |
Shaking hands is so weird: nice to meet you, have some germs and dead skin cells. | true |
What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat? a chinese restaurant's newest entree! | true |
I'm not only a workaholic, i drink at home too. | true |
36 little hacks that will make parenting so much easier | false |
Nine out of ten people... enjoy gang rape. | true |
What did hellen keller name her dog? naaaaagggghhhhhhh. | true |
Mike birbiglia and gillian jacobs' new movie has them pondering success and tom cruise | false |
And 'she' lived happily ever after: preparing your daughters to go it alone! | false |
I'll sleep when i'm dead but also every night so i don't die. | true |
My wife is constantly hiding things where they belong. | true |
Why is santa a terrible sexual partner? because he doesn't exist | true |
The love of a dog helps us find balance in life | false |
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a dead baby? i only have one under my bed | true |
Some thoughts on how to be a friend to someone with a serious illness | false |
Elle macpherson jeff soffer breakup: model, businessman call it quits | false |
News anchors quietly met with darren wilson: report | false |
This might be a bit rascist: what do you call an african american houdini? black magic | true |
Rabbits who hang out in indie pet stores are hopsters. | true |
'cash me ousside' girl is actually nominated for billboard music award | false |
Is it really important to stabilize the public debt? and, if so, when and at what level? | false |
What do you call an animal that's neither a herbivore nor a carnivore?? an om-nom-nomnivore | true |
30-year-old nfl player cites concussion concerns in retirement note | false |
More student loan borrowers are dropping out of college | false |
Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder? because it wasn't his real dad | true |
What do you call a gay dinosaur? a megasaurass | true |
Girls with anorexia show characteristics of autism, study finds | false |
Where does the 3d shape go when it murders someone? prism | true |
Trying to make pancakes this morning and it turns out i didn't get the spatula in the divorce. | true |
If you really want to limit abortions, protect free birth control | false |
What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by? a crush crush | true |
Women's darts the only time they'll see a 180 is when they're programming the oven. | true |
5 best countries to study abroad for political science majors | false |
Kirby dick and amy ziering target the hunting ground | false |
I may not be getting laid tonight, but i'm definitely banging my snooze button in the morning. | true |
The daily szep -- lepierre and the nra | false |
So bored at the airport, i just smiled at a baby to kill time. | true |
Stephen colbert suggests why donald trump is skipping the super bowl interview | false |
Producer of tupac biopic sues for $10 million | false |
Here's how sean spicer got on the emmys | false |
Buzz aldrin's doctor is david bowie (not that one) | false |
Digital wallets: mobile payment methods take place of wallets | false |
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