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What do you call an actor who converts to judaism? a christian bail. | true |
Mizzou announces diversity initiatives after student race protests | false |
Dollar shave club just got bought for many many many dollars | false |
My favorite part of the lion king is the part where nicki minaj held up baby simba. | true |
What people do at the eiffel tower (video) | false |
How to feel younger each year without a facelift | false |
Where are average things built? in a satisfactory | true |
Katy perry has the healthiest response to social media aggravation | false |
Shoplifter shot and killed after running over deputies | false |
Paella recipes: how to make the spanish dish (photos) | false |
What the nhl, prince and dinosaurs can teach us about sleep | false |
'heathers' reboot trailer features a genderqueer heather named heath | false |
From tiger mothers to fresh off the boat: eddie huang's mom is not every asian-american mom | false |
So a lumber jack was severely injured this evening... it was quite the accident. | true |
What do asians meeting up at their favorite chinese take-out say? where my dogs at? | true |
What long and hard thing does a norwegian wife get on her wedding night? a last name | true |
What is all this #brexit going around? when did bromine decide to leave the periodic table? | true |
Are you feeling swallowed up by social media? how about a time out? | false |
What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man? he will b flat | true |
Nicotine in peppers, other plants linked with lower parkinson's risk: study | false |
H5n8 bird flu confirmed in south korea; culling of birds expanded | false |
Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house | true |
What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped prison? a small medium at large. | true |
As sitting bull said to the mermaid . . . how? | true |
Finally, artist paints female nudes as they really are (nsfw) | false |
How to know you're a redneck when you look at your sister and think i'd bang her. | true |
I was cumming into a sock... when the guy wearing it was like wtf?! | true |
Ask me if i'm a tree. huh? ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no. | true |
If liam neeson keeps starring in the same film pretty soon he's going to be taken 4: granted | true |
Black licorice tastes like satan himself made candy and then it expired. | true |
Apple fritter season is here, and so are the recipes you'll need | false |
Why did siegfried and roy close their bakery? a batch of tiger bread turned on them. | true |
What do you call an irish man who won't leave your porch? paddy o' furniture | true |
How do you get americans to care about the sudanese genocide? dress them up as dead lions | true |
A couple was having sex in the front seat of the car. they were very horny! | true |
One poet’s truthful reminder that body acceptance isn’t always easy | false |
Self-acceptance: are you an 'alchemist' or a 'leopard'? | false |
Returning to visit doctor after hospital stay pays off after heart failure, study finds | false |
Pearson germ in the philippines is a scare story for the rest of the world | false |
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? light ale ! | true |
Marion cotillard responds to rumors over brangelina divorce | false |
Q: how does hitler tie his shoes? a: with little nazis. | true |
What was james bond after he slept through an earthquake? shaken, not stirred. | true |
Tupac photographer is suing kendall and kylie jenner over t-shirts | false |
Here are the locals' tips for what to eat and drink in rio | false |
This video points out the absurdity of yelling at college athletes | false |
What do you call a homeless hitler? a roofless dictator. | true |
What is made of brass and sounds like tom jones trombones! | true |
What is harrison ford called when he smokes weed? han so-high. | true |
I'm a triple threat. my singing, dancing, and acting are all threateningly terrible. | true |
Water, water everywhere, but not a drop to drink | false |
A toy guru shares the best buys this holiday season (and beyond) | false |
Tifu by being a loner last night i almost had a threesome, i only needed two more people! | true |
Why can't barbie get pregnant? because ken comes in a different box. heyooooooo | true |
What if... obama was secretly working for the government? | true |
Did you hear about the nutty professor? he pursued a career in *m*acadamia! | true |
Clashes in central african republic town leave 25 dead | false |
Why is there no windows 6 or windows 9? windows 6 got scared because windows 7 8 9 | true |
Why did the gold fish cross the road? to go to /r/antijokes | true |
Donald trump gets brutally honest with himself in new 'the simpsons' short | false |
Driver in clown mask intentionally hit cyclist, police say | false |
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. | true |
The best exercise video games for burning calories | false |
Trump claims he could shoot someone and not lose voters | false |
A baby seal walks into a bar... ... and says,i'll have anything but a canadian club. | true |
This infinite staircase will make you believe in miracles art | false |
The average guy's response when asked if he does anal. yeah, i'm in to that shit. | true |
'feminine women only, no hook-ups': how lesbians are using dating apps | false |
How one woman is convincing fellow moms their bodies aren't 'ruined' | false |
Not an onion story: blake farenthold gets a new job lobbying congress | false |
What the corniest part of a corn field? the corner. | true |
Oyster half dozen: hotels for pet lovers (video) | false |
Hey russell wilson! you wanna win another super bowl?! nah, i'll pass. | true |
Q:why did the banana walk out of the movie theater? a:the film didn't appeal to him. | true |
Hope for boston, hope for all of us | false |
What does the russian president's wife scream during foreplay? putin! putin! | true |
My black friend was told he couldn't run in the boston marathon bunch of racists. | true |
Why can't dinosaurs clap. because they're dead. :) | true |
Caitlyn jenner shares inspiring message with transgender youth in new 'i am cait' promo | false |
Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? because he said his teeth weren't loose. | true |
Why did the woman fire her masseuse? he just rubbed her the wrong way | true |
Japan's huis ten bosch theme park is opening an all-robot kingdom | false |
What do you call the beautiful women in australia... tourists. | true |
91-year-old is living her dream as a tech designer at silicon valley firm | false |
Ben mckenzie would've paid 'a price' if social media were around during 'the o.c.' | false |
Stop freaking out about cellulite: the simple question you didn't think to ask | false |
The world is in desperate need of 4 million more teachers | false |
What's a policeman's favorite gaming console? wii-u, wii-u, wii-u! | true |
What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags? a pillow fight | true |
What's the worst part about being a gay bathhouse attendant? shitty tips. | true |
Did you hear that darth vader made some toast? it was a little on the dark side. | true |
It be cool if that malaysia plane appeared with amelia earhart flying it back | true |
Did trump collude with russia or obstruct justice? probably both | false |
Teacher: do u have your homework? ryan lochte: i was murdered last night | true |
Why is a foreign exchange student like a gynecologist? because they both study abroad! | true |
11 things we're obsessed with this week, besides preparing for black friday | false |
Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running? because it was two tired. | true |
How do you kill a blonde? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. | true |
What does a chef with a chronic masturbation issue cook? fapjacks! | true |
Dave's coming over. -dave from work or dave that doesn't know how doors work? | true |
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