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How many ears does captain kirk have? three: a left ear, a right ear and a front-ear | true |
No thanks, 5 hour energy, i'd rather have a 5 hour nap. | true |
Two jihadis walked in to a bar they didn't blow it up. | true |
Women deserve better than two clowns reducing the presidential race to a hottest wife contest | false |
I was going to make a joke about counter strike... but it would be globally offensive. | true |
These media outlets are striking on international women's day | false |
Christmas in sierra leone: a long-overdue ebola care unit for local health workers | false |
25 food things only a new mexican would understand (photos) | false |
Finally live the life you've always wanted with wearables! | false |
Ok everyone enough of your family time, come back to the internet. we are your real family. | true |
What do you call a blind german? a not-see. | true |
Did the bionic monster have a brother ? no but he had lots of trans-sisters! | true |
Excessive tanning could be a sign of a deeper problem | false |
Stevie wonder just got divorced. bet he didn't see that one coming. | true |
This box doesn't look like much, but it could save lives | false |
Horse walks into a bar... ..barman: why the long face? | true |
Places should be renamed, statues taken down, north as well as the south | false |
Why was 8 afraid of 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender | true |
Have you seen the movie - constipated? no? why? cause it hasn't come out yet! | true |
Dad asks famous people to tweet his bullied son a happy birthday, and they deliver | false |
What do you call a pair of crows? an attempted murder. | true |
Masters of habit: the wisdom and writing of maya angelou | false |
How many police officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs? none. he 'fell'. | true |
What's the square root of 69? eight something. edit: yeesh, tough room. | true |
I think three movies is a bit much for the hobbit. seems like they're really dragon it out. | true |
Wrecking to 'revitalise': são paulo expels drug users and razes buildings, claiming public safety | false |
I plan to retire at 30. the used tire business is just calling my name. | true |
What is the last sound you hear before a pubic hair hits the floor? ptewie! | true |
10 beaches around the world that will take your breath away | false |
I heard women love a man in uniform. can't wait to start working at mcdonalds. | true |
What it all boils down to is evaporation. | true |
Cute kid note of the day: tyler apologizes, sort of | false |
A melting antarctica could sink the world's coastlines faster than predicted | false |
White house facebook page snubs gay prime minister's husband, fixes it after backlash | false |
Twitter users hilariously troll donald trump's kids over 'outsider' tweet | false |
'the interview' has made almost no money so far | false |
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? any place without a drive-up window. | true |
Postal banking: an idea whose time has come again | false |
New yorker for a day: a photo session in manhattan (photos) | false |
There's two things i hate in this world racism, and the french | true |
How to celebrate mother’s day after you’ve lost your mom | false |
My imagination ran away with me, but we're both out of shape and didn't get very far. | true |
1 dead, several injured in shooting, stabbing at motorcycle expo | false |
Brexit eu now has 1 gb of free space!! | true |
My calling in life went straight to voicemail. | true |
Why couldn't miss piggy count to 70? she got a frog stuck in her throat at 69. | true |
What is a long room with many doors called? i'm not sure, i hallways forget | true |
Oklahoma approves tax hike to avert teachers' strike | false |
Republican sheriff wants to make prison inmates build trump's border wall | false |
What do gay alligators eat for breakfast? cockadiles | true |
I went to see a movie about beethoven... it was du-du-du dull, du-du-du-dull. | true |
Jamaica has declared war on drugs. actually, they pretty much do everything on drugs. | true |
Cable news sure could talk to more muslims about the muslim ban | false |
The weeknd is literally on fire in 'can't feel my face' music video | false |
Ryder cup live: track sunday singles at medinah | false |
What time is it? its time for lunch. | true |
Behind the black curtain with tom brady: tears and concerns over patriots’ dynasty | false |
Why does a bicycle have a kickstand? because it's two tired. | true |
If quiz is short for quizzical, what is exam short for? exammical! | true |
What is orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot! | true |
How a message written on the back of her car led this woman to find her kidney donor | false |
Why did adolf hitler commit suicide? artificial intelligence. | true |
There are two things a true man never chases... his liquor nor his women. | true |
Best & worst beauty: nicole kidman, kourtney kardashian, christina ricci & more (photos) | false |
Preview, made for you and me: new work by martin webb, the compound gallery, oakland, ca | false |
Alright men this is what weve trained for | true |
The best and worst milks for your heart | false |
Grandma, if you're looking down on me right now - close your eyes for a few minutes. | true |
New trailer gives first look at cw's new comic drama 'black lightning' | false |
Gallup poll finds people of color more likely to identify as lgbt | false |
Quvenzhané wallis, the c word, and our loss of innocence | false |
8 nfl moments that couldn't have happened without fingers | false |
Angela merkel stops by 'snl' weekend update to talk obama, putin and boob touches | false |
Obama congratulates simone biles and she nails the response | false |
Iraqi army drives islamic state from christian region near mosul | false |
What do pirates like to wear during the winter? scarves | true |
Who is the biggest singer right now? ariana grande | true |
This is what trump's first 100 days feel like | false |
Sometimes it's too hard to hate everyone all at once, so i hate people in shifts. | true |
'walking dead' stars mourn the death of stuntman john bernecker | false |
Police station toilet stolen officers say they have nothing to go on | true |
An inside look at the recent water arrests in flint | false |
Listen, i'll play that funky music if you ask me in a nice, non-derogatory way. | true |
Fathers' sexism may curb daughters' work ambitions, research suggests | false |
What's the difference between me and a calendar? a calendar has dates. #foreveralone | true |
Falling out of love: does it mean the end of your relationship? | false |
The answer to big-time problem solving? shut up and dream! | false |
I would tell you a joke about my penis... ...but it's too long. | true |
Expectant mother chrissy teigen is totally embracing her body | false |
Prince william's first interview ever is too cute (video) | false |
8 truly magical moments from 'the wiz live!' | false |
Why did the engineer drive the backwards? he had a loco motive. | true |
What does someone with a foot fetish wish for? to meet their solemate. | true |
How does a pedophile have a threesome without getting caught? by having sex with a pregnant woman. | true |
Bullish on bitcoin: these travel companies want your virtual money | false |
I didn't think my doctor could fix my bowed legs. i stand corrected. | true |
I bet ducks would love bananas if they knew about bananas. | true |
What do you call peter pan when he's barbequing? peter grill | true |
Don't overthink, just do (the overthinker’s guide to taking action) | false |
Mom denies girls were held captive, tortured with music | false |
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