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This coffin bed will finally let you get some rest (in peace) | false |
China holds first live-fire drills with aircraft carrier, warships | false |
Drone captures unbelievable video, adds entirely new dimension to whale watching | false |
Of course it's you. if it was me i wouldn't even bring it up. | true |
How would a muslim describe castro's gay, atheist lover? in fidel. | true |
Hey girl, how 'bout some head? - henry viii | true |
Bill paxton had a way of sneaking up on you | false |
What did arnold schwarzenegger say to the chemist get to the copper!!!!! | true |
What are you doing (with a 6 & 8 year old) new year's eve? | false |
Mcdonald's: you can sneer, but it's the glue that holds communities together | false |
Chicken pot pie my three favorite things in life... | true |
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? nobody likes a soggy cracker! | true |
Jake tapper rips retired gen. tom mcinerney for insulting john mccain | false |
How can you instantly blind an asian person? put a steering wheel in front of them | true |
For artists with developmental disabilities, dance provides an outlet and inspiration | false |
Like a glow stick, sometimes we have to break before we shine. | true |
10 reasons why every athlete in the world should meditate | false |
Surgeon (who is an octopus): scalpel nurse: yup one second | true |
Elmo is desperate to say ‘hello’ to adele, and maybe even duet | false |
How do you get a fat girl into bed? piece of cake. | true |
The bizarre attraction that is new york city's boat graveyard | false |
What 5th-8th graders need to know about money | false |
Wife: rock the baby. me: *plugs in amp* | true |
Knock knock who's there ! anne ! anne who ? anne apple just fell on my head ! | true |
Researchers kill 890 wolves to learn about them: there's something very wrong | false |
Educational video website lynda.com got hacked i hope they learned their lesson. | true |
An amnesiac knocks on the door knock knock. who's there? amnesia. amnesia who? ... ... knock knock. | true |
The fight against the tiny plastic pellets choking our oceans | false |
Hasidic jew in harper's bazaar? 'black code' shoot sparks controversy (video) | false |
5.85 million people who can't vote but can they still complain? | false |
Rick steves' european christmas: buon natale from italy! | false |
Read the latest updates on the senate health care vote | false |
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? fish. | true |
Spain's ruling people's party wins election, exit polls show | false |
Cab driver attempts to ride pokemon go craze in mexico | false |
Horses are nice, they're like motorcycles you can pet | true |
What did the chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper? no peking! | true |
Why was tigger looking in the toilet? he was looking for pooh. | true |
At home with hans christian andersen in odense: demented in denmark on the looney front - part 2 | false |
Ex lessons: tweeters share lessons learned from their exes | false |
10 questions to discuss before marrying according to a gay philosopher | false |
Joe biden: dallas shooting 'touched the soul of the nation' | false |
San francisco entrepreneur suggests removing 'riffraff' as homeless solution | false |
If charter schools don’t reject this doctrine, they’ll cease to be labs of innovation | false |
Childhood lead exposure can change the course of a life | false |
Hillary clinton tears into trump's 'dark and dangerous' un speech | false |
If at first you don't succeed, fuck it. what's on tv? | true |
The deep roots of mormon feminism: an all together conversation with joanna brooks | false |
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address you turn the radio down? | true |
Honey don't you think you're treating one of our kids unfairly? who? tim, felix or the fat one? | true |
How do you make a hormone? refuse to pay. | true |
What do frogs say? times fun when you're having flies | true |
'should i divorce?' 10 ways to tell if your marriage is over | false |
How to re-gift a holiday gift with dignity and respect | false |
Chanel vs. armani couture: who had the better front row? (photos) | false |
Did you hear about the blind man who took a hammer and saw? | true |
A human jump rope at olympics is no longer lacking in your life | false |
What was the first mention of soccer in the bible? when jesus went up for the cross. | true |
6 tiny tweaks to make your thanksgiving recipes just a little bit healthier | false |
Stuffed cookie recipes for the ultimate sweet tooth (photos) | false |
How to stand your ground in a world full of mean girls | false |
Why does bear grylls love bud light? it's sterile and he likes the taste. | true |
My brother and i laugh at how competitive we were as kids. but i laugh more. | true |
If hooters had delivery, would they be called knockers? | true |
Kim kardashian posts first photo of baby chicago west | false |
Why has barbie never gotten pregnant? because ken came in another box ;) | true |
Despite differences, gop presidential candidates plan to attend pope's events | false |
I like my women like i like my coffee... k-cups. | true |
Animal cruelty accusations lurk beneath kentucky derby grandeur | false |
Companies with 'cash on the sidelines' should pay workers more | false |
Alabama cheerleading coach dismissed after reporting racist t-shirt worn by parent | false |
U.s. officials: 2 americans freed by north korea | false |
Twins' 'ferris bueller's day off' costumes come complete with a mini ferrari | false |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on june 30 | false |
Tom perez joins white house protest against trump's new travel ban | false |
Me: the void: please untag me from this thread | true |
There was a dyslexic devil worshipor. he sold his soul to santa | true |
What's the difference between det. rust cohle and a psychopath? psychopaths are fun at parties. | true |
Dad shows what it's like when 'pokemon go' joins the family vacation | false |
Why did hitler kill himself? he saw the gas bill. | true |
This autocorrect fail is every kid's worst nightmare | false |
Teen daughter wants dad to stop posting photos! | false |
‘1984’ sales spike after kellyanne conway’s orwellian interview | false |
What a map of a mouse brain has to do with your kids | false |
Discontent brews among trump's top foreign policy team | false |
Must watch: dashcam films cop singing to taylor swift | false |
Dates a zombie: so someone finally likes me for my brain. | true |
Cory booker calls on donald trump to resign over sexual misconduct allegations | false |
Russell simmons set to produce new broadway hip-hop musical | false |
Oh god gross oh jesus disgusting there's one on me right now isn't there ohmygodohmygodohmygod | true |
Why do women wear makeup and perfume? they are ugly and they smell bad. | true |
7 strategies to help you find serenity right now | false |
My dental hygienist retired after working 55 years... all she got was a lousy plaque... | true |
Where do you eat toaster waffles on the beach? san diego!! | true |
Just one more week until i can finally eat candy out of my socks again.... without looking weird. | true |
What did the magician's assistant say to the magician after the show? thanks for halving me. | true |
Tweetroast: academy of country music awards live tweeted by comedians (live updates) | false |
J.j. abrams returns to write and direct 'star wars: episode ix' | false |
Kiss cam guy chooses beer over girlfriend (photo) | false |
Native american activists ramp up push to rebrand columbus day | false |
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