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Would-be cheaters reveal their deepest secrets on whisper app | false |
Chicago cubs' anthony rizzo makes daring catch, but even better play | false |
Which painter always had a very bad cold? vincent van cough | true |
I love children, especially when they cry and someone takes them away. | true |
A skeleton walks into a bar... he says to the bartender, give me a beer and a mop. | true |
Country living's sarah gray miller shares expert flea market shopping tips | false |
Squirrel! squirrel! cat! squirrel! squirrel! mailman! squirrel! ~ dog acing rorschach test | true |
If at first you don't succeed... ...skydiving is not for you! | true |
Brides go head over heels for comfy flats | false |
The good lie is the best film of 2014 that you probably haven't seen | false |
Grocery store flowers; show someone you care slightly more than not at all. | true |
What's the most reliable thing about a honda? it's theft rate. | true |
Producer christin mell brings gay tv series nikki & nora online (audio) | false |
What's so great about having sex while camping? its fucking in tents! | true |
What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle? octopus prime. | true |
New sat: a biased exam in a biased world | false |
First nighter: john waters' john lennon, carol burnett's letter writer | false |
What do you call a color-blind pop artist? see no green | true |
Gave my cat some almond milk and now she teaches hot yoga on thursday nights. | true |
Huffpollster: after winning big in new york, donald trump still faces uncertainty | false |
12 life lessons you can learn from crossing the street in vietnam | false |
Did you know that god is rich? yeah, back in israel he made a prophet. | true |
National fraternity groups step away from controversial campus rape proposal | false |
Keanu, tiger, bruce and salma: how we see 'race' | false |
Testing: 8 weird ways to get rid of dandruff (photos) | false |
'darwin versus deepak': which came first, feelings, or the brain? | false |
Hey girl with 20,000 tweets and 14 followers, i'm guessing you should probably shut the fuck up. | true |
I may not be perfect, but at least i'm not fake. | true |
Why did donald trump watch the olympics? to see how high the mexicans pole vaulters can jump | true |
Raining spiders in brazil? video appears to show numerous arachnids dangling | false |
What does lebron use to high jump? the flosberry flop. | true |
Cruz looks to ease bad blood with gop establishment | false |
My wallet was stolen today... this is the first time i've been sad after losing five pounds. | true |
Why are digital assistants like siri given female voices? | false |
What do you call a fat computer? adele. | true |
Lessons i've learned from my 2- and 3-legged dogs | false |
What did they say when jett passed out drunk at a party? jett crashed. | true |
Pat mccrory is still mad he wasn’t re-elected governor of north carolina | false |
Michelle kosilek ruling sparks debate over rights of transgender prisoners | false |
Democrats invest in gerrymandering fight, promise they won't make own unfair maps | false |
What happens when you cross an american and a polar bear. same as before, lazy and fat. | true |
Republican presidential candidates to disclose bundlers for first time since 2008 | false |
Have you seen that movie constipated? it hasn't come out yet. | true |
How long have i been working for this company? ever since they threatened to fire me. | true |
8-hour sleepers more likely to be heart healthy | false |
Jeb shakes up campaign staff just days before announcement | false |
Your tony picks: who will win it all on broadway's biggest night? | false |
The first rule of running late club is get stuck behind a prius. | true |
If a prius goes into a drift... does that mean it's the electric slide? | true |
What did the lawyer name his daughter? sue | true |
Someone check the bulletin board... i think it's been shot! | true |
Lou gehrig's disease: seth macfarlane responds to 'ted' backlash | false |
When i looked at the eclipse yesterday all i could see were my parents fighting :( | true |
You know what really makes my day? the rotation of the earth | true |
Simple. an irishman walks out of a bar. | true |
Amy schumer drops huge tip for bartenders working on broadway | false |
Stock photos try to solve the mysteries of love, but hilariously fail | false |
John cena bum buh duh dum. bum buh duh dum. | true |
How can you tell voldemort used the bathroom before you? he leaves a dark mark | true |
Optimist: a college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money. | true |
Demon star algol of perseus constellation visible in night sky this week | false |
What's the difference between a joke and a retorical question? | true |
Why does the dalai lama go to the bookies everyday? because he likes tibet. | true |
How did jared lose 150lbs? he kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed. | true |
At first i didn't like my new haircut ... but now it's growing on me. | true |
I'm so smart, i've got more brains than... kurt cobain's ceiling | true |
Turns out the most difficult stain to remove from bed linens is actually shame. | true |
Why did the semen cross the road? because i put on the wrong pair of socks this morning. | true |
Watch kids taste airline food from 100 years ago to today | false |
Meet janae marie kroc, recently out transgender world record bodybuilder | false |
Here's who republicans wish hadn't been left out of the debate | false |
Stranger: excuse me where is the nearest... me: google it! | true |
Solar impulse plane lands at washington dulles international airport after flight from st. louis | false |
Why do females love old gynecologists... because of their shaky fingers | true |
If two people love each other nothing is impossible... except deciding where to eat. | true |
Hands down half 6 is my favourite time of day. | true |
Lady bunny drags trump with 'twas the night before trumpmas' | false |
How does every racist joke begin? *looks over both shoulders* | true |
What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an iraqi car? a daeshboard | true |
What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2 mexican have in common? they're both short essays. | true |
Trump picks jeff sessions, senator accused of racism, for attorney general | false |
Fbi searches the home of california shooter's former neighbor | false |
Trump vows immediate action against 'anti-police atmosphere' in u.s. | false |
There are two types of people in life those that pee in the shower and liars! | true |
Twinning: i'm raising my kids as laid-back, underscheduled children of the '70s and '80s | false |
Even the stick figure woman on my wife's back window has a headache. | true |
I keep a sandwich in a holster strapped to my ankle for emergencies... it's a below knee sandwich | true |
Gps guide: 7 quotes from classic bedtime stories to help you unwind | false |
What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost? ...he flounder | true |
Nigeria prepares to treat rape of kidnapped girls | false |
(okay don't let her know you're a zombie) so, what do you like best in a woman? braaaiiinnnss | true |
10 high-tech bathroom gadgets that transport our powder rooms into the future (photos) | false |
Trump just told the truth, and it's more terrifying than his racism and lies | false |
I decided not to let c into my fancy club. it lacks class. | true |
More details emerge on fifa brothers use of u.s. banks | false |
The daily mail's erroneous tweet on london shooting report sparks anger | false |
Do you know the hardest part about rollerblading? telling your dad that you're gay.. | true |
Seth meyers decodes teen slang, reveals what ‘giuliani’ really means | false |
Calm down, white people expertly wielding chopsticks to eat pad thai. | true |
Bradley cooper and irina shayk reportedly expecting a baby | false |
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