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A retrospective on 'harry potter' midnight release parties | false |
I don't know where this rumor started, but company and i are just good friends. -misery | true |
I recently started resistors in physics it's good, but the teacher gives way too much ohmwork. | true |
Merry christmas.. or happy heineken, as the case may be ;) | true |
I bought a new camouflage coat put it in the closet and i can't find that fucker anywhere | true |
How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? nine months. | true |
What is the fastest animal in the world? the ethiopian chicken. | true |
What kids will remember forever from watching the olympics with you | false |
Cnn president says wall-to-wall debate coverage fits 'all-in' strategy | false |
I know right from wrong. wrong is the fun one. | true |
Watch future perform 'low life' on 'snl' with surprise guest the weeknd | false |
New hampshire tightens voting requirements following trump's baseless voter fraud claims | false |
What was the fat asian rapper's name? too chinz | true |
Banned book week: 16 books that were challenged for having lgbt content | false |
Where do cannibals get their vegetables from? the coma ward. | true |
Why did princess diana cross the road? she didn't wear a seatbelt. | true |
It's hard being a single mother if you're a teenage boy without kids | true |
Nothing says 'neighbours' quite like stealing each others wifi | true |
Dad and toddler 'compete' over mother's day responsibilities | false |
I love dicks. i went there the other day, and they have great products and really friendly staff! | true |
Britney spears ad for fantasy twist perfume looks familiar (videos, photo) | false |
Good grief: it's the great pumpkin robbery, charlie brown! | false |
Why did jesus die on the cross? he forgot the safe-word. | true |
A giant recognizes others who make a difference | false |
I call my wife the inag because she has 32gb of complaints and they're set on shuffle. | true |
Kesha tears up during emotional speech at nashville equality dinner | false |
Maryland governor declares 'bald is beautiful' after starting chemo | false |
What do you call a funny mosquito? malarious -my gf's homemade joke | true |
8 reasons your kid should travel (without you) | false |
Donald trump 'apologizes' in recording that looks like a hostage tape | false |
My wife is fucking awesome. although usually i prefer to go by steven. | true |
A small part of me almost died today.. specifically mini-me | true |
What did the black kid get on his act? bbq sauce | true |
Trayvon martin's parents renew appeal for changes to 'stand your ground' laws | false |
I'll never forget my little girl's first words... where are my parents? | true |
These gorgeous book sculptures are leaving us speechless | false |
Yo mama so stupid she went to shop rite and shopped wrong | true |
My girlfriend used to smoke regularly. then i slowed down and started using lube. | true |
My friend told this great lumberjack joke the other day. but no one was around to hear it... | true |
Why was the butcher fired? because he was caught *beating his meat*! | true |
How do you handle a redheads anger? gingerly. | true |
The 2016 candidates are basically just trolling each other at this point | false |
What's a woman ideal husband? an archaeologist. the older she gets the more interested he becomes. | true |
What planet is so big the entire universe can fit in? ur anus. | true |
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre... so the barman gives her one. | true |
Harmony in tragedy: palestinian and israeli teens write a song together | false |
Kristen bell spilled on one of the dumbest fights she's had with dax shepard | false |
Directv/spongebob joke who lives in a pineapple under the sea? i don't know i have directv. | true |
This man is on the road to tell the story of one queer person in every state | false |
A movie theater near me closed down they didn't meet projections | true |
Amandla stenberg passed on ‘black panther’ to make way for darker-skinned actors | false |
Rebel wilson's birthday party was a 'pitch perfect' reunion | false |
Don't mess with muslins... they have short fuses. | true |
Life after divorce: would you try to talk yourself out of marriage? | false |
A wonderful life? finding capra in today's christmas | false |
What do you call a rough italian neighborhood? a spaghetto | true |
I heard my lawnmower was going on a rampage... it was going on a *grass*acre (#spoiler) | true |
Why st lucia is hot with travelers (heat aside) | false |
Doj wants more time to provide evidence for trump's wiretap claim | false |
A man walks into the bar... the bartender: hi dave! the boss faints. | true |
Have you heard of that invention that lets you see through walls? its called window.mua^ha^ha^ha | true |
It's all connected: looking back at selma, stonewall and beyond | false |
10 brands that will disappear in 2014: 24/7 wall st. | false |
What pick-up line works 100% of the time? does this smell like chloroform to you? | true |
Huffpollster: ted cruz probably can't defeat donald trump in indiana | false |
Bill maher's new rule: admit it, you love this election (video) | false |
The 11 most important statistics to remember during tonight's fight | false |
It's true: smoking kills your motivation and makes you more sluggish | false |
Rough start for u.s. republicans on first day of trump-era congress | false |
Temperature in iranian city reaches 129 degrees — among the hottest ever recorded | false |
What do you call a group of racist mathematicians? the k^3 | true |
Message in a bottle discovery gives irish family trip of a lifetime | false |
Street art murals from all 196 countries in the world show we’re not that different after all | false |
Belgium charges paris, brussels attacks suspects with terrorism | false |
Do you have a green thumb with people? | false |
Kim dotcom: new mega site is legal, not revenge for megaupload saga | false |
This olympic skier isn’t very good, but she’s living her best life | false |
What do you call it when homosexual congressmen have lunch together? a federal mandate | true |
There are two types of people, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data | true |
It shouldn't be this hard to be a female veteran in america | false |
Ever blow bubbles as a kid? he's back in town and wants you to give him a call. | true |
To err is human. to errrrrrrr! eerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! errrrrrrrrrrrrr! is racecar. | true |
If you're not wearing the shirt you slept in, you're doing sunday wrong. | true |
'save the mother, save the baby': an inside look at a pregnancy center conference | false |
Why did the alligator wear a vest? he was an investigator! | true |
What makes an ink joke so funny? the plot. | true |
Recipe: best homestyle red wine fettuccine in new york city | false |
These poker chips must be stale, they taste horrible. | true |
Greeks lined up for atm? isn't that kinda their thing? | true |
Demi lovato says she was 'very conflicted' with her abusive father's death | false |
16 states back a lawsuit to block anti-planned parenthood measure | false |
Dwayne 'the rock' johnson meets very special young fan on set | false |
Japan puts military on alert for possible north korea missile launch | false |
What is the definition of a farmer!? someone who is out-standing in his field! | true |
Watch: sidewalk hero trips suspect so cops can nab him | false |
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? a funny bunny | true |
Son: dad, how do stars die? dad: drugs, usually. | true |
I have a joke about capitalism. i'll tell it to the highest bidder. | true |
What is worse, ignorance or apathy? i don't know, and i don't care.. | true |
Why dosn't jesus christ play hockey? because he'd always get nailed into the boards | true |
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