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Beyond oslo - norway's other historic towns: a nutter in norway on the looney front - part 6
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House gop response to gun sit-in is ‘putin-like,’ democrat says
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God hates a coward! ...he ain't to fond of idiots either
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Wendy williams faints on live tv dressed as the statue of liberty
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Protect your family's eyes from the sun with these helpful tips!
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We must address gun suicides to stop gun violence
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Toddler invites reddit to ask him anything, and his answers rule
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It's always cool to swallow your pride unless you're a lion. lol
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My advice to my graduating son: i hope you fail
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15 rules to live by for a happier life
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Trump crosses paths with his nemesis on campaign's final day
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On being told that my gender-neutral pronouns are a choice
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Colin kaepernick on death threats: killing me would only prove my point
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These big day moments are what weddings are all about
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Where do people with foot fetishes get their shoes? footlicker
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Why did the console gamer cross the road? to render the buildings across the street.
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What is america worth? nothing, it's a free country.
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After brexit... after brexit, papers please is the best selling game in the uk
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Bill murray is even charming while trying to bribe umpires
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Stores open on christmas eve include walmart, best buy, target, among others
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Damn girl, you give people cancer. because you're shining like the sun.
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Epa should have declared emergency in flint much earlier than it did
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Capri sun mold problem doesn't faze kraft foods
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Woman explains why she falsely accused her dad of sexual assault as a child
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My friend asked me if i wanted to skip class. i said nah, i think i'll pass.
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What did the prostitute say to the leper? thanks for the tip.
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What is aloe blacc's real name? bye bye white
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Ladies, if a guy tells you leggings aren't pants, tell him you're welcome.
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Michael moore posts zingers galore on trump climate pact withdrawal
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My penis is only two inches from the floor
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5 healthy whole grains to add to your diet
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These panda diplomats are starting a new life halfway around the world
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One huge thing you didn't notice about that jon snow sighting
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My girlfriend called me a pedophile i replied shut your mouth you fat cunt
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I consider you a female sheep gotta say it aloud. *ewe
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The stronghold of american, anti-black injustice that easily claimed tamir rice's life
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Cyndi lauper responds to trump's call to ban muslims from u.s.
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Silicon valley democrats head for bitter house race rematch
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Sorry i picked up your pug and ran him in for a touchdown.
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Babies breastfed 6 months or longer linked to better developmental skills (study)
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Best new hotels in the u.s. and canada
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Facebook 'sponsored stories' lawsuit: company to pay $10 million settlement
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Does being a good partner make you a better mother?
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In a struggling south carolina town, support for donald trump lurks around every corner
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White house chief of staff jacob lew: now is the wrong time for austerity measures
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Bill cosby at a bar when you add rookies to a cosmopolitan it becomes a cosbypolitan
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Welcome to bed bath & beyond, here's your gun, shoot anything that comes out of the beyond
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I like my coffee like i like my slaves. free. you racist!
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The 10 best islands in the world, according to tripadvisor
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When your life flashes in front of your eyes -- regularly
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Please meditate: create a sacred space for meditation
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Treasury visit amplifies puerto rico’s cries. will congress listen?
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How newt gingrich is bringing john mccain's campaign and super pac together
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What did captain hook say to peter pan? fuck niggers !! lol !!
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Shit happens, i mean, look at your face.
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So this guy is making a construction joke... but he's still working on it.
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Women in business q&a: kristen hamilton, ceo of koru
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In a surprise move, taco bell is acquiring taco bueno... it's a hostile tacover.
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The star power of this beyoncé-mariah carey photo will blind you
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*makes transformer sound effects while i put my makeup on*
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How many mexicans does it take to replace a lightbulb? juan.
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Chance the rapper: racism, colorism affect famous people, too
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What did the irishman say about batman and superman's fathers? they were both martha fockers
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There are two penguins in a bathtub... one looked to the other and said, no soap radio
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What do you get when you cross a star wars ship with math? a pi fighter
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What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? fucks funny.
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Intelligence chief puts new spin on claims of slanted isis reports
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How to tell if your teen is stressed (and what to do about it)
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I'm no longer addicted to giving up facebook!
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Jennifer lawrence's hair on her instyle cover makes us miss her old 'do
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I have diarrhea and constipation at the same time... basically, i cant shit... a lot!
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'normal humans' can speak up and bring change, malala tells jon stewart
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Look, just do something to his butt. - cosmopolitan magazine finally runs out of cover ideas
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What do you guys think of message boards? ....i'm all forum.
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What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun? top post on /r/jokes.
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Boys in chairs: my first time, 11 years later
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New series takes hilarious and unapologetic look at open marriage
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I think we should stab other people. - masochists breaking up
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So fedex and ups merged... the new company will be called fedup
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Apparently, i judge a great wine by its alcohol content, doesn't impress wine snobs
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What is jabba the hut's middle name? the
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Why is the blood of christ wine? because he drank religiously
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Welcome to feng shui club, and i'm very happy to accept the position of the chair.
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Miley cyrus: 'society wants to shut me down'. not down, miley. up.
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U.s. announces release of two americans detained in north korea
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Alligator and python locked in death duel on golf course
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I'm in a band called transportation. we're going places.
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A wise man once said that ice on the ground is great. he fell
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This gun control fight is different because it is being led by parents
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Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor? because they take everything, literally....
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Bill maher schools frank luntz on rich democrats vs. rich republicans (video)
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Hi my boyfriend said he wants to take a break so i'd like to ship him this please.
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Rain drop drop top.... 1k upvotes and i'll sub to /r/clopclop
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States must find way to do right by home care workers
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Summer is almost here... which can only mean one (terrible) thing
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Apple: doj iphone request would 'appall' u.s. founders
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Did you hear about the gender identity problems among robots? yeah. they all have trans-sisters...
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Michigan stuns houston with wild buzzer beater in ncaa tournament
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How far-right leader geert wilders radicalized the dutch elections
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I bet the first person that heard a parrot talk really lost their shit.
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