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The kind of demonstration i'd like to see | false |
Words to live by what doesn't kill you, isn't in australia | true |
Cameron diaz's two beauty looks: which do you like best? (poll) | false |
Teen charged with raping 7-year-old girl on school bus | false |
The japenese way of death by harri kirri | true |
What do you get with breaking news? news casts. | true |
Why is my tetris highscore like my wife? i beat both of them for fun. | true |
What did the cannibal get when he was late to dinner? they gave him the cold shoulder. | true |
Trying to be less negative but it'll never work. | true |
I invented a glass coffin, but i don't know if it will catch on. remains to be seen. | true |
How to prevent holiday overeating and still enjoy your food | false |
I took my girlfriend home to meet the family my wife went fucking ballistic | true |
I went to the zoo but there was only one animal... it was a shih tzu. | true |
Hot air rises that explains why donald trump is so popular. | true |
Diet soda a day linked with higher risk of stroke, heart attack | false |
Meet a facebook bounty hunter who takes down impostor accounts, for a fee | false |
Kate moss george michael video: the model makes an angelic appearance (watch) | false |
The 'american idol' reboot is heading to abc in 2018 (updated) | false |
Trump proclaims 'everybody wants to work in the white house' as several top aides leave | false |
What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? edward woodward. | true |
What the supreme court's birth control case means for anti-discrimination laws | false |
Paul lepage won't run for senate -- but he could go to washington anyway | false |
Craft of the day: a 4th of july wreath made from candy | false |
Meet sparkle, the 2-year-old who's your next style crush | false |
Don't let fear lead us to repeat the mistakes of guantanamo! | false |
A dung beetle walks into a bar. he says, is this stool taken? | true |
Most clinton voters now say 'people like them' were better off 50 years ago | false |
What is mcdonald's demolition service called? quarter pounder. | true |
Scott pruitt goes after critics, epa in his first speech to the agency | false |
Jake tapper: trump attacks fbi only when his side is threatened | false |
Eat slowly to eat less (and 7 tips how to) | false |
Mac model has flawless response to racist losers | false |
Who's sorry now? ~ first question on canadian citizenship exam | true |
Why did papa smurf go to the aviary? because he loves blue tits. | true |
Dear insane self-destructive people, thanks for music and art. | true |
Why are cpws made for dancing? they're all born hoofers! | true |
13 killed after military helicopter crashes while surveying mexico earthquake damage | false |
I've never seen a workplace hanukkah display that didn't shout, we legally had to do this. | true |
Nature just obliterated a famous ‘game of thrones’ landmark | false |
Why is a fat dog so afraid of the dog catcher? because they're paid by the pound. | true |
The rio opening ceremony put climate change front and center | false |
I have high cholesterol, so my doctor has me on the period diet one egg a month | true |
Wanna solve a meat puzzle? is a good pickup line | true |
Sheldon whitehouse: sue fossil fuel companies for climate fraud | false |
Pollen count so high, junkies are trying to uncook their meth back to sudafed. | true |
What do you call a fat physic? a four-chin teller | true |
Militants launch deadly attack on save the children office in jalalabad, afghanistan | false |
We tasted it: coffee bean's birthday cake ice blended | false |
Gloria steinem’s partnership with the women’s march is a match made in feminist heaven | false |
How much longer until we can get pets that are also wifi hotspots? | true |
Is steve bannon toast? #firebannon trends as pressure on trump grows | false |
The pen is mightier than the sword... cuz, you know, you can't draw dicks on faces with swords. | true |
5 cold sore treatment tips that will help you save face | false |
Organizer shara koplowitz: tools of the trade revealed | false |
Giving up the story: a journey to mindful divorced parenting | false |
Hey. hey. what's up? nothing. end of conversation. | true |
Rape game husband: darling, let's play rape game wife: no! husband: perfect start | true |
Here's what science says about the connection between your name and your destiny | false |
Why did the monkey trip over the branch? because the chimp-can't -see | true |
Did you hear about the indian who drank too much tea? they found him drowned in his teepee. | true |
Men, here is yet another reason for you to shop on amazon | false |
The lavish legacy of oscar de la renta lives on | false |
What did you get for your birthday? another year! | true |
If you build a triangle with sticks. would it be, twigernometry? | true |
Weekend diy ideas: 9 ways to fix up your home in less than 2 days | false |
Where is santa? watch his christmas eve 2012 journey around the world | false |
Why did the redditor cross the road? to repost this joke on the other side. | true |
According to my current parking spot, i'm chief of police. | true |
Why did adele cross the road? so she could say hello from the other side | true |
Victoria beckham's life isn't always so posh (photo) | false |
Why were kay's pets scared of kay? because... k8 k9 | true |
Why dont muslims play dota? because techies respawns | true |
Penguins are scientist by nature... they always have to improve their slides ! | true |
If satan ever lost his hair... there would be hell toupee. | true |
What do you call an old skeleton's jokes? *dry humer!* | true |
7 bucket list sights you didn't know you could cruise to | false |
I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators. i'm taking steps to avoid them. | true |
Don't stay inside and get depressed about the news. go outside and get skin cancer! | true |
Why is donald trump popular in the antarctic and arctic? because he's doing well in the poles. | true |
Why can't mexicans cross the border in three's? because there's no trespassing | true |
Ryan murphy drops hints about a whole bunch of 'american horror story' characters | false |
Tlc's t-boz reveals that she's adopting a baby | false |
What do you call a dinosaur with herpes? ...a cankersaurus! | true |
Shout out to my loving wife, who has made me everything i am today... fucking miserable | true |
The show the office ended in 2013. we are now living in a post-office world. | true |
Ten tips for finding work in a tough economy | false |
Sunday meal prep: 5 healthy recipes that'll kick next week's butt | false |
Everyone has fake twitter followers, but trump has the most. sad! | false |
Heard about the two guys who stole a calendar? they both got 6 months | true |
'hollywoodland,' starring willam, highlights gays that hate everything | false |
What's the difference... ...between an egg and a wank? you can beat an egg | true |
How olivia pope inspired kerry washington to become a mom | false |
Best part about marriage? no more condoms!!! worst part about marriage? no more sex. | true |
A better way to spend $60 billion? expand pell grants | false |
Justin bieber and selena have broken...dammit they were my favorite lesbian couple!! | true |
3 simple ways to relieve holiday tension with tai chi | false |
Hey girl, you're a 10 on my scale... but that's only because you're basic. | true |
Savannah guthrie's daughter is getting creative with her halloween costume | false |
*waiter pouring wine* say when sir *wine slowly fills up the restaurant* | true |
5 more reasons why i love new york | false |
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