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What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph, because he is not a full essay. | true |
I always wear an athletic cup. it's over-protection in a nut shell. | true |
Knock knock who's there ? comic ! comic who ? comic and see me sometime ! | true |
Remember how in lord of the rings they slept out under the stars? it was pretense. | true |
Slain npr photojournalist remembered through his most evocative photos | false |
Why could luke and leia never be together? they went looking for love in alderaan places. | true |
How best to prepare for epidemics? strengthen primary care | false |
Why did the baker's hands stink? because he needed a crap. | true |
Facebook reveals new details about its self-imposed political ad disclosure policy | false |
This is the face of a woman who just got a big surprise after giving birth | false |
Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics? not being a cripple. | true |
Animal photos of the week: african lion cubs, elephants, meerkats and more pictures | false |
National grandparents day 2012: readers share their photos | false |
Terry mcauliffe has a very clintonian plan for democrats to win back power | false |
I like my women like i like my whisky... 22 years old and mixed with coke. | true |
It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed. | true |
'the next kate upton' wows in a little white dress | false |
Npr recently started a heavy metal band. 'all things dismembered' | true |
No one is born racist. racism is taught. by other races. | true |
Missouri lawmaker suing federal government to keep daughters from accessing birth control | false |
What do you do when an elephant comes into a room? swim. | true |
Kamala harris to co-sponsor bernie sanders' single payer bill | false |
German minister says trump ignored facts with dig at angela merkel's refugee policy | false |
Are you the ghost of christmas past? - what i ask a person with a flip phone. | true |
There are 3 types of pain... 1.) pain. 2.) excruciating pain. 3.) stepping on a lego! | true |
I wrote a haiku about admins and mods | true |
Nothing sucks worse... than a shitty vacuum cleaner | true |
What did the mexican firefighter name his sons? jose and hose b | true |
Beyoncé’s ‘lemonade’ reviewed by someone who won't pay for tidal | false |
Why does trump hate mccain so much? he heard mccain stayed in a hilton for 5 years. | true |
What do you call a cannibal that only eats midgets? anorexic | true |
Cadmium intake may up breast cancer risk, study says | false |
Pentagon drops climate from national defense strategy in retreat from bush-era policy | false |
Have you heard about the midget klan member? he was a little racist. | true |
I tried to post my fencing joke... ...but it was a riposte. | true |
Easter ideas: martha stewart shows us a lovely floral centerpiece (video, photos) | false |
Little town on the prairie embraces healthy living | false |
The kardashian family motto: getting black men off since the oj trial. | true |
Gop senator warns against party's 'obstructionist' supreme court strategy | false |
Did a t rex have two copies of each chromosome? i reckon it was a diploidocus | true |
What did magic johnson give his teammates after winning an nba title? a hi-v (high five) | true |
Pecorino cheese recalled in 9 states for potential listeria risk | false |
Video: fighting back against anti-gay laws in africa | false |
The world's 10 best islands, according to national geographic (photos) | false |
This may be the 'most contaminated killer whale' ever recorded | false |
I didn't find the food in budapest very filling, so i left hungary. | true |
How do you piss of an archaeologist? hand him a tampon and ask what period it's from. | true |
My daughter used to hate eating vegetables. until she became a vegetarian. | true |
Banker literally applauds elizabeth warren at senate hearing | false |
What is grammar? the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit. | true |
What does a doctor say to the new father of a stillborn child? close, but no cigar. | true |
What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? he was convicted of fragrancy. | true |
Celine dion's shoes need their own house, maybe even their own zipcode (photos, video) | false |
White house publishes contact information of people who wrote to it concerned about privacy | false |
What starts with f and ends with uck? fire duck o shit waddup | true |
Follow santa around the world with norad's tracker | false |
Trump to visit ground zero of the anti-trump resistance: california | false |
What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries? fibbinouchie. | true |
Me: i think you might have schizophrenia me: no i don't | true |
The nra's spokeswoman is not happy with trump's latest hire | false |
Watch: cop pulls over choking woman, saves her life | false |
Two drummers walk into a bar... ba dum tssh. | true |
Simple math: same old + same old = same old | false |
How does a mermaid give a man head? she blows him out of the water | true |
Paul ryan calls on roy moore to 'step aside' | false |
In rest homes, when lovers have spats, do they key each other's walkers??? | true |
Why was michelangelo banned from bukakke porn? cuz he could never paint dat mouth right | true |
Why was the mushroom always invited to parties? because he was a fungi... | true |
Ravelympics, knitting olympics, gets angry letter from u.s. olympics committee | false |
Here's one very important reason to love your butt | false |
What do you call a mexican who can't find his vehicle? carlos. | true |
What's dirtier than grease on olivia newton john? cum on eileen. | true |
Santeria priests in cuba offer prophecies for the new year | false |
What is potential energy's favourite season? summer, because it comes before fall | true |
What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? a shoe | true |
The best way to visit the smithsonian in d.c. | false |
This traveling cat circus has helped save more than 200 feline lives | false |
'scary mommy' jill smokler collects awful mom portraits drawn by kids (photos) | false |
As pay cards replace paychecks, bank fees hurt workers | false |
Q: what's osama bin laden going to be for halloween? a: dead. | true |
Living on one: college students live on $1 a day in documentary | false |
Say what you will about pedophiles..... at least they drive slow in school zones. | true |
This 11-year-old perfectly sums up the problems in ferguson | false |
Why did op get fired from his job as a mailman? he never delivered. | true |
What's a pirate's favorite letter? p because it's an r that lost a leg. | true |
I finally got around to watching dr strange it was about time | true |
Emma watson scores another style win in saint laurent | false |
Kid's choice awards are a great reminder why children aren't allowed to vote. | true |
Should washington d.c. have a vote in congress? donald trump is ok with it. | false |
What do you call a gay man in russia? forbidden fruit. | true |
What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces? klaustrophobic | true |
U.s. strikes isis in yemen for the first time, killing dozens of militants | false |
China 'outraged' by u.s. arms deal with taiwan | false |
Why is it good to post jokes about feminists? it promotes equality. | true |
Sham tax bill misses opportunity for meaningful paid family and medical leave | false |
Best january white sale discounts from kohl's, pottery barn and 5 other retailers (photos) | false |
This is how you do an april fools joke ... | true |
What idiot called them crabs instead of sidewalks | true |
I recently started the new brexit diet so far i've lost hundreds of millions of pounds. | true |
The meaning of the koch brothers tapes: i don't know where we'd be without you | false |
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